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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


jmistajay posted:

Regardless of how short a distance you're driving/how slowly you're biking/how safe your skateboard surroundings, it's never a BAD idea to put on your seatbelt/wear a helmet/use appropriate pads. I'd say this goes double for when you're about to get on a skateboard made of glass.

Stupid kid me can confirm. Always used pads and helmet. The one time I didn't because the knee pads chaffed a bit was the day I rollerbladed down a pebblecrete driveway that was about 15-20 degree decline. Tore the poo poo out of both knees and left a nice set of red 'burnout' marks.

Fast foward 25 years and last week I tripped over the curb in my drive way and grazed the gently caress out of both hands, knees and split my head open. Complete with concussion and woke up in a bloody mess not knowing what I had done. Alcohol was involved.

Always wear your helmet to the pub kids!

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV2WQTL_45A

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Lime Tonics posted:

You would think the #1 news source in america would vet people better but...nah.

Fox isn't a news source, it's a propaganda channel. Why would they care if their analysts are real or not?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Humphreys posted:

Stupid kid me can confirm. Always used pads and helmet. The one time I didn't because the knee pads chaffed a bit was the day I rollerbladed down a pebblecrete driveway that was about 15-20 degree decline. Tore the poo poo out of both knees and left a nice set of red 'burnout' marks.

I never could figure out how one was supposed to rollerblade on an incline.

Hard plastic armor for the knees and especially the palms of the hands were a godsend though.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

amityville anus posted:

Any fan could tell you that if they played any bothan there's a good chance they will die. I didnt read the article.

That was the second Death Star. Rogue One is about the first Death Star.

I'll give myself the swirlie, thanks.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Also, yeah this poor lady was fat but she was at the gym, clearly she's trying to do something about it. Isn't that what she's supposed to do?

People who publicly make fun of the overweight don't actually do it because they want to "encourage" them to get healthy, like they claim. They just enjoy being lovely to others.

fake edit: Ha ha ha she really is getting investigated by the LAPD now. I cannot believe how many grown rear end adults ruin their own lives on social media.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
As a fat dude trying to lose weight: good. This poo poo is hard enough to stay motivated to do just breaking old eating habits and forcing ourselves to exercise regularly, heckling from the peanut gallery doesn't help.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Malachite_Dragon posted:

As a fat dude trying to lose weight: good. This poo poo is hard enough to stay motivated to do just breaking old eating habits and forcing ourselves to exercise regularly, heckling from the peanut gallery doesn't help.

Download pokemon go and go outside my dude. Also if you have access to a pool/body of water, swimming is super good low impact exercise for fatbodies.

I cram my bulk into a speedo and go swimming at 8 am to ruin people's days as they walk past the apartment pool to go to the bus.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
It's like one of the mean girls grew up and just kept going unchallenged until now.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Telemaze posted:

fake edit: Ha ha ha she really is getting investigated by the LAPD now. I cannot believe how many grown rear end adults ruin their own lives on social media.

Well it's not like she could have predicted that secretly taking pictures of naked strangers in a locker room might result in legal trouble.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
well she said in the article she's new to snapchat and she meant to send that picture to a friend, not to make it public. I really have no problem believing that, because she is, in fact, a very very stupid scummy person.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Random Number posted:

Download pokemon go and go outside my dude. Also if you have access to a pool/body of water, swimming is super good low impact exercise for fatbodies.

I cram my bulk into a speedo and go swimming at 8 am to ruin people's days as they walk past the apartment pool to go to the bus.

My phone is an older model that isn't compatible with Pokemon Go :negative: I already tried. There is a community apartment pool, though. Been meaning to get some new swim trunks.

Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 14:32 on Jul 16, 2016

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZuJMg3bms

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
How is that dude at the fast food joint still alive? That's one situation where use of lethal force would probably be reasonable. Amazing restraint from the cops there.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I was just going to post that. I've never in my life seen anyone take TWO tasers and not even flinch.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

nerdz posted:

How is that dude at the fast food joint still alive? That's one situation where use of lethal force would probably be reasonable. Amazing restraint from the cops there.

He's white.

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

Random Number posted:

Download pokemon go and go outside my dude. Also if you have access to a pool/body of water, swimming is super good low impact exercise for fatbodies.

I cram my bulk into a speedo and go swimming at 8 am to ruin people's days as they walk past the apartment pool to go to the bus.

Pokemon Go has got me walking and losing weight more than anything else. It's amazing, actually.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Zopotantor posted:

He's white.

Tragically honest joking aside, it looks like they're trying to move him outside of the fast food joint where a bunch of teenagers who don't have the sense to back away from the crazy fight are standing. Well, I hope.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

nerdz posted:

How is that dude at the fast food joint still alive? That's one situation where use of lethal force would probably be reasonable. Amazing restraint from the cops there.

It doesn't look like he's actually lethally dangerous, though. He's big and pissed and shrugging off tasers, but all of his attacks are really sloppy and not doing much and he's unarmed. Until he starts actually causing serious damage, restraint is still the best option. It's best for cops to not kill people they don't have to, as often as it happens.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Gorilla Salad posted:

I was just going to post that. I've never in my life seen anyone take TWO tasers and not even flinch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb2_P1Xd7g

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


oh dope posted:

well she said in the article she's new to snapchat and she meant to send that picture to a friend, not to make it public. I really have no problem believing that, because she is, in fact, a very very stupid scummy person.

I love that even that doesn't make what she did any less scummy or illegal

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Gorilla Salad posted:

I was just going to post that. I've never in my life seen anyone take TWO tasers and not even flinch.

It's definitely possible that there was a misfire with the taser or that one of the prongs didn't connect on either shot. That's what happened with the "I'll get you bitch" guy, one of the prongs only speared his jacket and never made contact with skin so the taser has no effect.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

chitoryu12 posted:

It doesn't look like he's actually lethally dangerous, though. He's big and pissed and shrugging off tasers, but all of his attacks are really sloppy and not doing much and he's unarmed. Until he starts actually causing serious damage, restraint is still the best option. It's best for cops to not kill people they don't have to, as often as it happens.

I mean..this, but still...

Zopotantor posted:

He's white.

this.

That Playmate thing is DELICIOUS, btw. Her apology is such bullshit it's not even funny. "I don't believe in bodyshaming....I'm not about that..." Uh huh. Even if you DID just mean to only send it to one friend - how is it not still bodyshaming? "I do what I do because I love the female body" - with an implied "as long as it's not on like an ugly gross fatty lol." Her apology sounds exactly like "I'm not sorry for what I did - I'm sorry I got caught."

They should find the woman she photographed, and make the playmate sit in a room with her and explain herself. With as many tears and awkwardness as possible.

I've had a (mostly) unfeasible idea for a youtube channel for years called "In Front of Your Mom" where you find someone who has said/done some terrible poo poo online to someone else, and make them own it in front of their own moms. The problem would be finding someone who would agree to do that. Lack of accountability is one of my least favorite things about the internet, as wonderful as it is.

oh dope posted:

well she said in the article she's new to snapchat and she meant to send that picture to a friend, not to make it public. I really have no problem believing that, because she is, in fact, a very very stupid scummy person.

Whether she sent it to one person or to all of her followers, that's still a reprehensible thing to do to another person. Career Destruction by Social Media is still my favorite new spectator sport. :allears:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Like I said she is rock loving stupid if she thinks bodyshaming is the worst thing she did and not photographing a naked stranger without her knowledge!

I get that a pretty white woman most likely hasn't had much trouble with the law before but come on.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Don't worry, karma is already starting to kick her rear end, I have a feeling her gym banning her and losing her radio gig are just the beginning. Can't imagine anyone related to Playboy wants this kind of publicity on their hands...

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 18:00 on Jul 16, 2016

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Playboy has playmates now? It's all about the articles nowadays.

I would love to hear from the girl being shamed. I bet she is working hard to better herself in her own way and hope this doesn't destroy her completely. poo poo, I felt destroyed going to the gym 12 years after leaving the army and have the 30+ year old pundgy stomach that happens and being looked at like i was a piece of poo poo by the new 'dudebro' type members.

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 18:09 on Jul 16, 2016

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I have a feeling that little to nothing will come from the police investigation.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

HaB posted:

I've had a (mostly) unfeasible idea for a youtube channel for years called "In Front of Your Mom" where you find someone who has said/done some terrible poo poo online to someone else, and make them own it in front of their own moms.

How about tricking them into saying say it to their moms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA0nZ2hsr6A

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Karma Monkey posted:

How about tricking them into saying say it to their moms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA0nZ2hsr6A

This... this is perfect. This is the reason that this thread was created. Now we just have to do it with online games. Give their moms names suggesting they are girls and get them to play with or against their sons. I would probably pay money to see this.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Karma Monkey posted:

How about tricking them into saying say it to their moms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA0nZ2hsr6A

That owns so hard and I wish they'd do that here int he US. They could make a fuckin Fail Army like tube out of em. gently caress those guys.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Karma Monkey posted:

How about tricking them into saying say it to their moms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA0nZ2hsr6A

I love this show.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Jastiger posted:

That owns so hard and I wish they'd do that here int he US. They could make a fuckin Fail Army like tube out of em. gently caress those guys.

"MOM It was only a joke!"

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

IT'S A PRANK! IT WAS A PRANK!!

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
There's a first version of this where the woman is absolutely silent and unresponsive to the catcalls and harrassment, but I like this one where she responds to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35KqGNa1FGA

There's a whole series of "10 Hours Walking..." videos. They're all somewhere on the spectrum of depressing to rage inducing.

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

Karma Monkey posted:

How about tricking them into saying say it to their moms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA0nZ2hsr6A

This is so incredibly satisfying.

What's the name of the "host"? He looks really familiar.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Karma Monkey posted:

There's a first version of this where the woman is absolutely silent and unresponsive to the catcalls and harrassment, but I like this one where she responds to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35KqGNa1FGA

There's a whole series of "10 Hours Walking..." videos. They're all somewhere on the spectrum of depressing to rage inducing.

If it makes you feel any better, the acting on this video is really bad and this is almost certainly staged.

Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004

Hey, it's more believable than "we found some random catcallers on the street, then found their mothers"

EDIT: It does get points though for "the script calls for a fat guy but we can't find one, I know let's just tape a couple cantaloupes under a regular guy's shirt"

Xy Hapu has a new favorite as of 21:36 on Jul 16, 2016

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Ehud posted:

If it makes you feel any better, the acting on this video is really bad and this is almost certainly staged.

Maybe that's why it's called a parody? There are a ton of "10 Hours Walking" videos; I imagine some of them are probably real. For me, the most unrealistic part is walking around city sidewalks for 10 hours. If I tried that, most of the catcalls would be "Hey buddy, are you ok? Should I call an ambulance?"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Karma Monkey posted:

Maybe that's why it's called a parody? There are a ton of "10 Hours Walking" videos; I imagine some of them are probably real. For me, the most unrealistic part is walking around city sidewalks for 10 hours. If I tried that, most of the catcalls would be "Hey buddy, are you ok? Should I call an ambulance?"

Good Samaritans in New York is breaking my immersion.

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Jusupov
May 24, 2007
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10 hours of walking to get pokemons

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