[mafia] assassin game (minis)

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Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Moatillata posted:

Yeah.. he clearly won the dance off

You don't think assassins can breakdance?

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:13

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 13:34

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

I never beat assassin's creed

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:15

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

i am the assassin in an alternative timeline where my pm didn't say I was king

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:34

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Absurd Revolver posted:

i am the assassin in an alternative timeline where my pm didn't say I was king

lynch this fool. trust me.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:38

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

this is a minigame why are you fucks waiting? move it

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:38

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

stop saying ur king when im king u dumb jerks

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:40

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

i hate this loving kingdom im selling it to other lords now

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:41

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

lovely kingdom with stupid rear end guards for like ten bucks who wants?

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:42

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

flerp posted:

i hate this loving kingdom im selling it to other lords now

##vote flerp

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:46

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Podima posted:

this is a minigame why are you fucks waiting? move it

Yeah, this.

Podima posted:

lynch this fool. trust me.

Okay, fine.

##unvote

##vote AR

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:53

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

dongsbot please add vf to op

the rest of you: vote ar, then vote moat d2

Votecount for Day 1

Moatillata (1): Quidnose

Quidnose (1): IllegallySober

Absurd Revolver (1): Podima

Not Voting (3): Absurd Revolver, flerp, Moatillata

With 6 dumbasses remaining, it's only 4 votes to brutally and probably unjustly murder one of your fellow peers. There is currently no deadline set.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:57

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

i don't give a gently caress that it's advocating a chain lynch, one of those two is il assassino

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:57

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

Podima posted:

dongsbot please add vf to op

the rest of you: vote ar, then vote moat d2

Votecount for Day 1

Moatillata (1): Quidnose
Quidnose (1): IllegallySober
Absurd Revolver (1): Podima

Not Voting (3): Absurd Revolver, flerp, Moatillata

With 6 dumbasses remaining, it's only 4 votes to brutally and probably unjustly murder one of your fellow peers. There is currently no deadline set.

He said from the shadows whilst sharpening his knives and applying poisons to his blades

##unvote

##vote podima

# ? Jul 17, 2016 01:05

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

Yeah I'm gonna actually vote you now Podima, you're acting like Inf all of a sudden.

##vote podima

# ? Jul 17, 2016 01:27

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

I don't give a gently caress who it is, sure, let's get the game moving.

##unvote

##vote Podima

# ? Jul 17, 2016 01:47

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

i do not give a gently caress but i'm a guard. killing me is not a move towards town victory. if you flip me remember who pushed for my lynch (it was the two people i called an assassin and someone me-tooing) and kill them next. thanks and god bless

# ? Jul 17, 2016 01:52

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

actually this is a terrible push for playing the game so i'm going to unlock my eighth chakra here, hold on a second

# ? Jul 17, 2016 01:54

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

Podima posted:

i do not give a gently caress but i'm a guard. killing me is not a move towards town victory. if you flip me remember who pushed for my lynch (it was the two people i called an assassin and someone me-tooing) and kill them next. thanks and god bless

i was literally going to post something along these lines(including something about killing me if you don't flip assassin) but then i thought it sounded too scummy

so you only made my resolve stronger

# ? Jul 17, 2016 01:54

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Absurd Revolver posted:

i hate assassins

Absurd Revolver posted:

tell us how to play the mafias podima

Absurd Revolver posted:

trap sprung assassin has been found

#vote podima

LAMIST opening post. instant buddying up instead of playing the game themselves. omgus noted. 6.5/10 assassin.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 01:55

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Moatillata posted:

Kingfirming

Moatillata posted:

Protect me you fools

Moatillata posted:

I still would like to know how to play mafia tia pod

fake king confirming to draw a counterclaim :siren:

also buddied up to me as the top tier mafia player

also they are posting a drat lot more in this game than anyone else besides me and that's a clear sign they rolled scum. gotcha, sucka.

##vote moat assassin found

if you must flip me go ahead but moat is the d2 lynch unquestionably, they are il assassino. thanks and god bless.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 01:58

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

after that i don't loving know because it would be a lurker and i loving hate lurkers so :shrug:

# ? Jul 17, 2016 02:00

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Flip a coin, lynch Podima one day, AR the next, go from there.

That's about the best plan I've got at the moment but considering there's only four of us really checking in here it doesn't matter what we want to do unless someone feels like voting for themselves.

I thought this was going to be a quick game.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 02:02

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

Moatillata posted:

##vote flerp

dont vote for your king you idiot

# ? Jul 17, 2016 02:39

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

gently caress just kill me now assassin even if we win ill be surrounded by more morons so really death is the only true escape from this hell

# ? Jul 17, 2016 02:40

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

IllegallySober posted:

Flip a coin, lynch Podima one day, AR the next, go from there.

That's about the best plan I've got at the moment but considering there's only four of us really checking in here it doesn't matter what we want to do unless someone feels like voting for themselves.

I thought this was going to be a quick game.

Are you reading my posts? Moat is the correct lynch. I'm confident.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 02:48

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

Podima posted:

fake king confirming to draw a counterclaim

also buddied up to me as the top tier mafia player

also they are posting a drat lot more in this game than anyone else besides me and that's a clear sign they rolled scum. gotcha, sucka.

##vote moat assassin found

if you must flip me go ahead but moat is the d2 lynch unquestionably, they are il assassino. thanks and god bless.

OK real quick

-p sure everyone claimed king so...?

-im a friendly guy.. why you gotta hate pod?

-my only other game was boring Corey and now I am dead in that

leaving this as the sole object of my attention for better or worse.

Also this:

Podima posted:

i do not give a gently caress but i'm a guard. killing me is not a move towards town victory. if you flip me remember who pushed for my lynch (it was the two people i called an assassin and someone me-tooing) and kill them next. thanks and god bless

Absurd Revolver posted:

i was literally going to post something along these lines(including something about killing me if you don't flip assassin) but then i thought it sounded too scummy

so you only made my resolve stronger

# ? Jul 17, 2016 02:55

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Podima posted:

Are you reading my posts? Moat is the correct lynch. I'm confident.

I'm reading your posts just fine.

AR, what do you think? If you want to switch over to Moat I'll join you and that will get this moving.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 02:57

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Moatillata posted:

OK real quick

-p sure everyone claimed king so...?

-im a friendly guy.. why you gotta hate pod?

-my only other game was boring Corey and now I am dead in that leaving this as the sole object of my attention for better or worse.

Also this:

no not everyone claimed king

you may as well get your daykill out of the way and get this show on the road because you are owned, my friend

# ? Jul 17, 2016 03:01

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

##unvote

##vote Moatillata

# ? Jul 17, 2016 03:02

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

##vote moat

my gambit has failed

podima you're just playing weird because this is a mini

# ? Jul 17, 2016 03:07

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

You guys suck I just wanna mafia it up and this is the last game I'm in. Now I will have to pay attention to my wife and kids

# ? Jul 17, 2016 03:11

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)