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ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

ElMaligno posted:

I got a pretty loving great complement last Sunday on open mats. I sparred with a dude for a bit and after the round was done he asked:

:v: "Hey dude, how much you weight?"
:haw: "170"
:v: "Goddam dude, you feel heavier than that"
:haw: :smug:

Then I rolled with a 200+ lbs dude who had absolutely no pressure game and gave him some hot tips. Honestly I goddam love rolling with heavy people because I gotta think on technique because otherwise imma get hosed over by their weight,

The heaviest feeling dude I ever rolled with competed at 154lbs.

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Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
I'm 190 and a 135lber tooled me on the ground the other day. After a few mins I was like gently caress it, no more mr nice guy, I'm using all my weight on this string bean, but he ended up arm barring me.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Nierbo posted:

I'm 190 and a 135lber tooled me on the ground the other day. After a few mins I was like gently caress it, no more mr nice guy, I'm using all my weight on this string bean, but he ended up arm barring me.

The way I approach it with the smaller guys from purple belt up that I roll with is I'll stop being heavy when they stop being so quick.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
EBI is on tonight, I think it's just featherweights this time. Any to keep an eye on?

02-6611-0142-1
Sep 30, 2004

Baret Yoshida is a wise old crucifix guy, Eddie Cummings is a brave young leglock warrior, Geo Martinez and Denny Prokopos are tenth planet dweebs, Bill Cooper mysteriously dissapeared for like five years (training montage under a waterfall?)

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Oh, poo poo, didn't realize Den was competing tonight. He's a strange, strange man.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

omg chael crash posted:

Oh, poo poo, didn't realize Den was competing tonight. He's a strange, strange man.

He's been out for ages with staph, apparently

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sharzak posted:

EBI is on tonight, I think it's just featherweights this time. Any to keep an eye on?

I thought EBI was tomorrow?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Unfunny Poster posted:

I thought EBI was tomorrow?

Like twenty minutes, I think.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
Yeah it's starting, this music is awful

e: whoa, bruce buffer

Dave Grool fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Jul 17, 2016

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
glad I don't have epilepsy - not sure what's up with those lights

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Wait, didn't Rogan say Buffer wasn't going to be doing this because he ripped his ACL and couldn't fly? Did he charter a helicopter or something?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
lol at Sergio attempting to pull north-south just to keep his legs away from Eddie

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
drat that was cool as gently caress

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
You know, I'd be pretty interested to see someone go through all the EBI events and see how many overtime submissions come from starting in the spiderweb vs how many from starting on the back.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
I feel like I've seen more from spiderweb, but memory yanno

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Man, I love seeing Baret still competing. I remember watching lovely downloaded clips of ADCC 2003 with him in them.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
One of the commentators just yawned

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Is The Tooth doing commentary by phone?

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
First time watching a grappling event, what's a spider web?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

afatwhiteloaf posted:

First time watching a grappling event, what's a spider web?

Spiderweb is Eddie Bravo's term for when you're in the top armbar position with an underhook on their near leg.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
These kid matches are consistently really cool.

EDIT: Some really great flying knees and right crosses on display in this match, lmao.

Shirkelton fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jul 17, 2016

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Why is Zoey trying to turn this into an MMA fight

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
What the christ is "The Church Of What's Happening Now"

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012

fatherdog posted:

What the christ is "The Church Of What's Happening Now"

it's some guy named Joey "Coco" Diaz's podcast

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Submitting a guy in 22 seconds is kind of crazy

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Can't put afoot wrong with Eddie.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
That was crazy.

I hope Yoshida wins

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
Dang

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
That was nice.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
It's cool to see Eddie demonstrating that he's not just a one-trick pony.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I guess Renzo's guys are pretty good, turns out

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
What's up with the grappler drama between the guy Eddie just subbed and Renzo's team

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Danaher refused to shake someone's hand or did I mishear that?

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
Cooper vs. Martinez is match of the night. This is cool as poo poo.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
that looks like the arm triangle attempt I tried earlier in class

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
This just went real dumb.

Yuns
Aug 19, 2000

There is an idea of a Yuns, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

afatwhiteloaf posted:

What's up with the grappler drama between the guy Eddie just subbed and Renzo's team
Mike was one of our guys but joined Marcelo's in order to do EBI.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
drat Geo got hosed over. Cooper might be too exhausted to even last a while against Cummings

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Grace Gundrum is a comic book rear end name.

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