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Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Ben posted:

New Cartoon "Hillary's Wiki-Leak, Start Bailing!""

Cartoon to kick off the Democrat Convention! (Bill looks hungry)



Yaakov posted:

If you believe in Dry Bones and our battle against antisemitism and the world's apathy to the plight of Christian communities, here's your chance to help us

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Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Crabtree posted:

Which is what I'm going to wonder what happens when that Tea Party hero is the failure that failed Conservatism, because their ideology can only be failed. The establishment could be looking to finally carve out the Tea Cancer in order to gain control of the narrative again, but I doubt they could succeed without causing some damage.

They'll claim he was the false savior and repeat.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

And suddenly republicans care about Bernie Sanders again. An angry socialist face that will constantly haunt Hilldog wherever she goes. When she's making a speech, there's Sanders eating an ice cream cone and scowling at her for not giving a better deal for the little people. When she's with her staff, she'll see Bernie flamingo dancing on the table, robbing her of sanity. In her water glass, in her hair, in the faces of everyone at the state of the union, ITS ALWAYS BERNIE.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Still with the cankles, she's loving 68 years old.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Still with the cankles, she's loving 68 years old.

I don't think you get just how offensive it is to those people that a woman not be sexually attractive, in public no less (gasp!).

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

So this was drawn before his speech, right?

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

Geostomp posted:

They'll claim he was the false savior and repeat.
Shifting Christwise: I realize the Mega-Pastors are on the take, but disappointed there isn't a movement of evangelicals holding up the Book of Revelations to point out Trump ticks all the boxes of the anti-Christ. The most I've seen is some mutterings he may lose Utah because Mormons don't like his cussing.

They all saw the "2 Corinthians" speech, a big blinking sign he has never picked up a Bible in his life, and said "He's our man." A big part of AmeriChristianity is being as horrible as possible and then a public performance of repentance, which Trump has never done, or made any gesture of doing. But Pence is there. A bandage on a gushing head wound.

Is there any hope of Hillz targeting the block and going, "You know he's everything you profess to hate, and also (for your poo poo version of Christianity) likes abortions and gays." Not that they'd vote Dem, but maybe they'd stay home.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

nobodyssweetheart posted:

Shifting Christwise: I realize the Mega-Pastors are on the take, but disappointed there isn't a movement of evangelicals holding up the Book of Revelations to point out Trump ticks all the boxes of the anti-Christ. The most I've seen is some mutterings he may lose Utah because Mormons don't like his cussing.

They all saw the "2 Corinthians" speech, a big blinking sign he has never picked up a Bible in his life, and said "He's our man." A big part of AmeriChristianity is being as horrible as possible and then a public performance of repentance, which Trump has never done, or made any gesture of doing. But Pence is there. A bandage on a gushing head wound.

Is there any hope of Hillz targeting the block and going, "You know he's everything you profess to hate, and also (for your poo poo version of Christianity) likes abortions and gays." Not that they'd vote Dem, but maybe they'd stay home.

Obama's already their Antichrist. There can't be two!

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

My dad thinks Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist and nothing she says would ever convince him otherwise

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Ben Garrison has a really weird fixation on Hillary's calves and ankles.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

The Ape of Naples posted:

Obama's already their Antichrist. There can't be two!

The Anti-Christ is whoever evangelicals dislike at the moment. Sure, everyone they accused has so far failed to bring about the end of days, but they're double plus sure about it this time.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Dammit Garrison, the red running light is supposed to be on the port side. Starboard is green :argh:

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

nobodyssweetheart posted:

Shifting Christwise: I realize the Mega-Pastors are on the take, but disappointed there isn't a movement of evangelicals holding up the Book of Revelations to point out Trump ticks all the boxes of the anti-Christ. The most I've seen is some mutterings he may lose Utah because Mormons don't like his cussing.

They all saw the "2 Corinthians" speech, a big blinking sign he has never picked up a Bible in his life, and said "He's our man." A big part of AmeriChristianity is being as horrible as possible and then a public performance of repentance, which Trump has never done, or made any gesture of doing. But Pence is there. A bandage on a gushing head wound.

Is there any hope of Hillz targeting the block and going, "You know he's everything you profess to hate, and also (for your poo poo version of Christianity) likes abortions and gays." Not that they'd vote Dem, but maybe they'd stay home.

In Trump's speech, when he mentioned the Evangelicals' support he literally said "I'm not sure I totally deserve it."

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015


Funny given that the Israeli right wing has been breaking up Palestinian Christian communities since the days of the British mandate. http://imemc.org/article/israeli-extremists-attack-palestinian-christians-during-pentecost-prayer-shouting-you-are-evil/ the poor sods are increasingly being squeezed between a rock and a hard place.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

UrbicaMortis posted:

In Trump's speech, when he mentioned the Evangelicals' support he literally said "I'm not sure I totally deserve it."

See, that proves he's humble and therefore a great man!

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
I'm pretty sure I've heard things like "2 Corinthians" said in church and I've been going to church about 30 years. It's just another way of saying it.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

We continue our Farewell to July, back in...


Since I do months per week, the last week is always on the larger size. July in particular was big, so here's part 2 of this weekend's update.

1
A lot of conservatives had doubts about McCain, but they can't actually admit their ideas suck so roll out that time-honored tradition: blame the media.

2
McCain did indeed whine about the media coverage, except a study showed that media coverage was more negative towards Obama at a rate of 3:1.

3
Even better, the group behind this study had done an earlier one years ago suggesting a liberal media bias that conservatives eagerly lapped up.

4
This doesn't even include Fox News, which at this point was #1 in news and effectively right-wing propaganda.

5
Obama had an article published in the Times about Iraq. McCain presented a rebuttal, but the Times wanted more concrete details to mirror Obama's article better. I dunno what ultimately happened, but I imagine it was better publicity to just scream about bias.

6
It may surprise some of you to know that Allie had Rall as a ghost artist for a few cartoons.

7
Ultimately though, the Republicans might have been the engineers of their own demise. Their whole strategy was to attack Obama...which kept Obama in the news.

8
Meanwhile, Obama's campaign wisely focused on Their Guy and left McCain to languish in the shadows.

9
Obama offered some tips to keep down gas prices. A foolish candidate.

10
See, Obama went to school and got a fancy degree, thus enabling him to see that any kind of policy change wasn't going to help people right now. What an Ivory Tower elitist!

11
Obama didn't visit wounded vets. We may see more about this next week.

12
The trip was cancelled because he didn't want it to be seen as a campaign stunt and make the vets part of some political thing.

13
Edwards was found to have produced a love child with his mistress. It's especially callous since his wife had cancer and he made a big thing about that in public. I only mention this because Edwards was a candidate in the primary, albeit a distant third, and yet he decided to run knowing he had this skeleton in his closet. Had he won the primary, McCain would have probably won the presidency. It wouldn't be until like 2010 that Edwards even admitted to fathering the kid. On top of his loss in 2004 as Kerry's running mate, and his primary loss in 2008, this affair effectively killed his political career and he's back to practicing law.

14
Just fyi, this was the main news story throughout August until Palin was announced as McCain's running mate.

15
I turns out black women don't want to be forced to carry a pregnancy to term and have no money to raise them because people like Asay kept gutting welfare. Doing God's work indeed.

16
:ironicat:

NEXT: August is when the good poo poo starts, but first our Liberal Roundup for July.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

the_steve posted:

Dammit Garrison, the red running light is supposed to be on the port side. Starboard is green :argh:

Yes but the dumbocrats are, uh, leading our country backwards? or something. Totally intentional, you see.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Rorus Raz posted:

13
Edwards was found to have produced a love child with his mistress. It's especially callous since his wife had cancer and he made a big thing about that in public. I only mention this because Edwards was a candidate in the primary, albeit a distant third, and yet he decided to run knowing he had this skeleton in his closet. Had he won the primary, McCain would have probably won the presidency. It wouldn't be until like 2010 that Edwards even admitted to fathering the kid. On top of his loss in 2004 as Kerry's running mate, and his primary loss in 2008, this affair effectively killed his political career and he's back to practicing law.

I remember that John Edwards was sort of a left-wing hero at the time. Boy, did that scandal really dampen their mood.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BarbarianElephant posted:

I'm pretty sure I've heard things like "2 Corinthians" said in church and I've been going to church about 30 years. It's just another way of saying it.

It is. That was a stupid and overblown piece of media nonsense. When he said he never asks for forgiveness is a much bigger indicator that he has never paid attention to anything related to Christianity.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Not sure what the term I'm looking for is here, but there's a major difference between what you'll hear if you're a woman walking into a Planned Parenthood clinic past a crowd of protesters, and the proper party line in the media, where abortion is just something that *happens* to women - by some implications against their will. (Assuming the woman even features in the equation, as we all know how popular the "fetus in a void" genre is).

Guess "baby-killing whores" just doesn't play that well in print. Anymore.

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb

Rorus Raz posted:

4
This doesn't even include Fox News, which at this point was #1 in news and effectively right-wing propaganda.

So in this metaphor, John McCain catches his wife-daughter, "The Liberal Media", sleeping with a younger, swarthier suitor.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

EndOfTheWorld posted:

So in this metaphor, John McCain catches his wife-daughter, "The Liberal Media", sleeping with a younger, swarthier suitor.

Ah yes, that classic situation we can all identify with

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Rorus Raz posted:

15
I turns out black women don't want to be forced to carry a pregnancy to term and have no money to raise them because people like Asay kept gutting welfare. Doing God's work indeed.

I like how he specifies that black women are 6% of the US population. That's my first time encountering this particular branch of statistical dishonesty.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Kajeesus posted:

I like how he specifies that black women are 6% of the US population. That's my first time encountering this particular branch of statistical dishonesty.

How is it dishonest? I'm not seeing it. Men aren't going to get abortions

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Animal Nuz Explains the Joke







Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Jay Rust posted:

How is it dishonest? I'm not seeing it. Men aren't going to get abortions

Right. Men of any race aren't going to. But he's putting black women as a percent of the total population, not of the female population.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I see. You're right.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME
Huh, the guy with the "VERSI" card didn't show up?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Jay Rust posted:

How is it dishonest? I'm not seeing it. Men aren't going to get abortions

Yeah, exactly. He cut the black population in half, then presented it as a percentage of the total population, rather than a percentage of the female population. He's comparing them against all the men in America who don't get abortions.

That cartoon is also just a really good representation of Asay's particular line of thinking: "This big abortion-having demographic is voting for... the guy who wants abortions to remain legal? Why don't they want to vote for the party that wants to ban the thing they have in common and not deal with any of the underlying issues that lead to it?? Where's the logic in that???"

Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jul 24, 2016

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Oh boy. Debbie Wasserman Schultz just resigned.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Mister Beeg posted:

Oh boy. Debbie Wasserman Schultz just resigned.

And immediately turned around and joined the Clinton campaign. Get ready for a fresh wave of Bernie concern trolling!

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I guess this is a big scandal? Like her favoritism of Clinton has to be one of the worst-kept secrets in politics.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
She also hasn't said she'll be joining Clinton's campaign. DWS's district is in Florida, a key swing state, so unless Hillary gets a fit of the Trumps she's going to campaign extensively in Florida which means working, or at least appearing, with DWS.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Cythereal posted:

She also hasn't said she'll be joining Clinton's campaign. DWS's district is in Florida, a key swing state, so unless Hillary gets a fit of the Trumps she's going to campaign extensively in Florida which means working, or at least appearing, with DWS.

Clinton announced that DWS is the chair of her 50-state program.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Begemot posted:

Clinton announced that DWS is the chair of her 50-state program.

I stand mistaken.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009

Rorus Raz posted:

I guess this is a big scandal? Like her favoritism of Clinton has to be one of the worst-kept secrets in politics.

There was a wikileaks thing.For example, one of her emails sent during the primary states "(Bernie) is not going to be president", which is one of those "not something a DNC head shouldn't say even if everyone else is saying it". She has stated her emails where inappropriate a part of her resignation, though I thought she was going to resign anyway as part of some deal made with Bernie a month back or so while they were hammering out the platform or something IIRC?

All in all it's mostly :shrug: as I see it.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Shadowed Bacon posted:

There was a wikileaks thing.For example, one of her emails sent during the primary states "(Bernie) is not going to be president", which is one of those "not something a DNC head shouldn't say even if everyone else is saying it". She has stated her emails where inappropriate a part of her resignation, though I thought she was going to resign anyway as part of some deal made with Bernie a month back or so while they were hammering out the platform or something IIRC?

All in all it's mostly :shrug: as I see it.

Yeah, she was already going to leave, so she might as well use it to cancel out a news cycle.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

The Copper Kaiser posted:

Further proof that Pope must the result of some occult ritual that concentrated all the talent in Australia in just one person, leaving the other cartoonists as empty husks.

(First dog on the moon is good though.)

There's also Michael Leunig. His work is never political, though.

nobodyssweetheart posted:

Shifting Christwise: I realize the Mega-Pastors are on the take, but disappointed there isn't a movement of evangelicals holding up the Book of Revelations to point out Trump ticks all the boxes of the anti-Christ. The most I've seen is some mutterings he may lose Utah because Mormons don't like his cussing.


In fairness, that may be because any pastor worth their salt knows there's no such thing as "the" anti-Christ, and that the term anti-Christ is from John, and doesn't appear once in the book of Revelations. It's not a singular person, it's a larger descriptor for multiple people who just reject and hate Christ. Hence anti- Christ.

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Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
How can you fight them without using that label? Significantly better, since it lets you not alienate your allies in the region, which was the whole point of the Obama administration avoiding (not "banning") that phrase.

--Sincerely, A Guy Who Would Be Totally Trashing Bernie If He Were The Nominee

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