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Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Daniel Bryan stop yelling about hammerlocks. Thanks.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

projecthalaxy posted:

That one dude trying to get a C Dub C chant was annoying. Also it's hard to believe this small British Wristlock Man is going to wrestle Matanza Cueto in a couple weeks

He won't be the worst person to get a fall on Matanza this year.

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

stay safe ducks

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

GUUUUUUULAK

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Ice To Meet You posted:

Daniel Bryan stop yelling about hammerlocks. Thanks.

Daniel Bryan posted:

The fans may not be into this, but I am!

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

exploding mummy posted:

He won't be the worst person to get a fall on Matanza this year.

Makes Pentagon look like a dumbass though.

"Wait, I just had to put him in a cravat for 20 minutes?"

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Saying Bollywood isn't stereotypical

Go Gulak, tho

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Most of my indy exposure is Botchamania. Why does Gulak look so familiar?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I gotta say I was not as entranced by ZSJ at first glance as I was with Ibushi, Tozawa, or the other Big Names in the tournament. Like I can respect how difficult that ending sequence of transitions was, but I don't really care? He does seem like A Nice Young Man though.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

Most of my indy exposure is Botchamania. Why does Gulak look so familiar?

they show a lot of late 00's czw on botchamania

he was also on raw a couple times as a security guard/cop in a backstage segment?

Scott Justice
Jul 15, 2007
Hot Justice just sounds better
I mixed Will Ospreay and ZSJ up in my head, so I was watching this match thinking that it was shocking ZSJ didn't go to the top rope. ZSJ is good and doesn't need flippy poo poo. Also, when I thought ZSJ was Ospreay I was wondering why he wasn't cursing on CWC.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

oatgan posted:

they show a lot of late 00's czw on botchamania

he was also on raw a couple times as a security guard/cop in a backstage segment?

Nope. He looks like Tom Hardy. That's it :v:

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007
I'm curious about Gulak in a 8 minute match.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I liked that ankle breaker submission

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

I gotta say I was not as entranced by ZSJ at first glance as I was with Ibushi, Tozawa, or the other Big Names in the tournament. Like I can respect how difficult that ending sequence of transitions was, but I don't really care? He does seem like A Nice Young Man though.

I think it's one of those things that builds over time. Like it's not as immediately flashy, but once you click to what he's doing it's probably really fun to see someone be outmatched or him wrestling another submission guy and seeing them play 'the human game of chess'.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Scoop slamming someone onto the ropes instead of a stun gun was rad. I don't think I've seen that.

Scott Justice
Jul 15, 2007
Hot Justice just sounds better
Bryan's announcing really sold the finish of that match.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
tell me about Anthony Bennett

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


RacistGuidingLight posted:

tell me about Anthony Bennett

Very small, very tall hair

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

projecthalaxy posted:

I gotta say I was not as entranced by ZSJ at first glance as I was with Ibushi, Tozawa, or the other Big Names in the tournament. Like I can respect how difficult that ending sequence of transitions was, but I don't really care? He does seem like A Nice Young Man though.

It gets better when he starts breaking fingers and is a true sadistic dick, but I can see why you'd hold off on that in the 1st round

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

zsj didn't come off like a star because he wasnt wrestling like it was a showcase for zsj


also it feels like nobody is watching this week

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Dango Bango posted:

ZSJ being so skinny is throwing me off

Wrap your head around this: he's really filled out from where he was.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

tony nese has worked extremely hard over the last few years but idk if i give a poo poo about him against anthony bennett's hair and dual shutter shades

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

zsj didn't come off like a star because he wasnt wrestling like it was a showcase for zsj


also it feels like nobody is watching this week

Well tonight the DNC has Obama speaking

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Bennett is gonna beat short Damian Sandow

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

2 tonys enter one tony leaves

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

tony nese has worked extremely hard over the last few years but idk if i give a poo poo about him against anthony bennett's hair and dual shutter shades

It's a poor man's Damien Sandow vs a dude with great hair

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Didn't think I'd see Gerald from Hey Arnold in the ring

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

:lol: That woman screaming at the superkick

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

exploding mummy posted:

It's a poor man's Damien Sandow vs a dude with great hair

[extremely tony nese's mom voice] i dont know why you wont shave you have such a handsome face

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony Nese seems pretty rad.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Tony Neese is very good

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I had to step out for a good amount of the match but I'm proud of my boy Gulak

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

white tony seems like a way better wrestler than black tony

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
Catching up because I saw a real neat Pokemon and had to pause my poo poo. Gulak vs Sihra didn't really impress? Not sure why

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony Bennett is 2 inches shorter and 5 pounds lighter than Spike Dudley. Man small.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Is Bennett injured? :ohdear:

e: Guess not? What the hell was that?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Yeah that was a weird ending. He seems OK though?

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007
I've seen way too many Premiere Athlete Brand matches to get excited about Tony Nese but he seems like a guy who'd fit better in WWE than the indies.

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Thought I noticed a limp or hitch when he went around on the German towards the end there

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