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I watched a table my girlfriend was serving act really rude and annoying towards her. When she came back to drop off the check one of them pulled her aside as was like "Let me apologize for my friends' behavior. They're kinda nerdy and antisocial. We like to joke that each one of us is a lot like a different character from The Big Bang Theory. You ever seen that show? I think you'd make a good [whatever the girl character's name is] because you're blonde. Would you like go out sometime?" She told him that show sucked but not as much as his pick up artist skills. He got really angry and they left a big bold 0.00 as large as possible on the tip line of the receipt.
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CubanMissile posted:Male banter!  M'games 
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Jul 28, 2016 02:31
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex Friend zone is catty-cornered to the phantom zone, just past the danger zone.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:10
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Ratjaculation posted:If this thread causes a goon to kill himself out of shame of being male I will close it, probs deus vult
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Jul 28, 2016 03:15
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CubanMissile posted:I just don't understand why they all wear fadoras. Did they have a meeting or something? Was like the leader Nice Guy going on a mall trip with his best friend girl and she said "You'd look really cool in this hat" and then later he got a kiss on the cheek so the story trickled down to the lesser castes? They all know it's how you show class https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog
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Jul 28, 2016 03:21
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The truth is that in order to look good in a fedora you already have to be good looking so ugly dudes wearing fedoras are just ugly dudes looking goofy. You also have to dress well but said ugly dudes don't do this so you get some weirdo in jeans and a t-shirt wearing a fedora looking dumb and ugly.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:25
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fedoras are out of fashion. they have been for decades. thats really the root of it. its like a man in the 1940s wearing a cape or a man now wearing skinny ties now i blame anime and the nation of japan
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Jul 28, 2016 03:41
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that said i absolutely wear a straw fedora when I mow the lawn. i just dont try to spit game while doing so
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Jul 28, 2016 03:42
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i love sex but i cant cum unless i think of how tall the eiffel tower is wow what strucutre
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Jul 28, 2016 04:28
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CubanMissile posted:She told him that show sucked but not as much as his pick up artist skills. He got really angry and they left a big bold 0.00 as large as possible on the tip line of the receipt. She's a keeper for sure, based solely on her opinion of that garbage show
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Jul 28, 2016 04:29
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An important distinction is that the "bottom of the barrel" for men, by man standards, is a really ugly woman. A "bottom of the barrel" for women, by woman standards, is someone who will try to kill us if we leave
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Jul 28, 2016 05:27
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Pick posted:An important distinction is that the "bottom of the barrel" for men, by man standards, is a really ugly woman. A "bottom of the barrel" for women, by woman standards, is someone who will try to kill us if we leave lmao only a woman would think that there are no women who will kill their partner for trying to leave them.
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Jul 28, 2016 05:29
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Ratjaculation posted:
This seems like evidence that us as a society failed these poor guys. Like this isn't normal, it wasn't normal for genX. I guess the parents hosed up somehow. Women are blaming the Patriarchy and poo poo but men these days have it rough, and some of them can't handle it
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Jul 28, 2016 05:29
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Don Tacorleone posted:This seems like evidence that us as a society failed these poor guys. Like this isn't normal, it wasn't normal for genX. I guess the parents hosed up somehow. No, I think the combination of the Internet, social media, and 9000 channels of poo poo TV is what has been most toxic. That, and millennials are just weak whiny pissbabies.
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Jul 28, 2016 05:33
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Pick posted:An important distinction is that the "bottom of the barrel" for men, by man standards, is a really ugly woman. A "bottom of the barrel" for women, by woman standards, is someone who will try to kill us if we leave
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Jul 28, 2016 05:41
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Dudes like this existed well before millenials. They probably just raped girls and no one cared.
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Jul 28, 2016 05:42
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I own and wear this hat and people love it but it's super nerdy so??
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Jul 28, 2016 05:43
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social vegan posted:i love sex but i cant cum unless i think of how tall the eiffel tower is wow what strucutre 
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Jul 28, 2016 05:46
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kru posted:I own and wear this hat and people love it but it's super nerdy so?? Are you ok?
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Jul 28, 2016 05:48
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Yes, thank you friend 
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Jul 28, 2016 05:51
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kru posted:Yes, thank you friend Buster Wolf 
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Jul 28, 2016 05:54
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Don Tacorleone posted:This seems like evidence that us as a society failed these poor guys. Like this isn't normal, it wasn't normal for genX. I guess the parents hosed up somehow. hmm it's almost as if it's some societal force that is forcing strict gender roles on people and loving them up in both directions, if only there was a name for such a concept....
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Jul 28, 2016 05:57
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Troposphere posted:hmm it's almost as if it's some societal force that is forcing strict gender roles on people and loving them up in both directions, if only there was a name for such a concept.... "Dad."
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Jul 28, 2016 06:03
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Troposphere posted:hmm it's almost as if it's some societal force that is forcing strict gender roles on people and loving them up in both directions, if only there was a name for such a concept.... "my big rear end dick"
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Jul 28, 2016 06:04
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Troposphere posted:hmm it's almost as if it's some societal force that is forcing strict gender roles on people and loving them up in both directions, if only there was a name for such a concept.... Animé
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Jul 28, 2016 06:05
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CaptainSarcastic posted:"Dad." "M-m-mommy?"
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Jul 28, 2016 06:05
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social vegan posted:i love sex but i cant cum unless i think of how tall the eiffel tower is wow what strucutre the Danyang–Kunshan Grand Bridge is 102.4 miles long. It cost 8.5 million USD and took four years to construct. It rises over rice paddies on the Yangtze River Delta, and stretches above Yangcheng Lake. It averages a hundred feet off the ground.
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Jul 28, 2016 06:08
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Pick posted:An important distinction is that the "bottom of the barrel" for men, by man standards, is a really ugly woman. A "bottom of the barrel" for women, by woman standards, is someone who will try to kill us if we leave Because violence against men is so rare right
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Jul 28, 2016 06:36
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i got a large (not really, ore like slightly above average) cock u fucks
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Jul 28, 2016 07:10
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Troposphere posted:hmm it's almost as if it's some societal force that is forcing strict gender roles on people and loving them up in both directions, if only there was a name for such a concept.... The Aristocrats!
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Profondo Rosso posted:i got a large (not really, ore like slightly above average) cock u fucks hmu
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Jul 28, 2016 09:06
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One hyper fat kid in my high school used to wear a plain grey t-shirt that said "LOCAL SPORTS TEAM" and every drat time he wore it he'd talk about how dumb people are for liking sports until one girl he'd been pulling the nice guy routine on told him "maybe if you were more open to enjoying sports, you wouldn't be such a fat sack of poo poo." He just took it like a bitch, sat in complete silence, and pretended tears weren't welling in his eyes. It was glorious. He never did wear it after that, but also never got into sports afaik. KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Jul 28, 2016 |
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KomodoWagon posted:One hyper fat kid in my high school used to wear a plain grey t-shirt that said "LOCAL SPORTS TEAM" and every drat time he wore it he'd talk about how dumb people are for liking sports until one girl he'd been pulling the nice guy routine on told him "maybe if you were more open to enjoying sports, you wouldn't be such a fat sack of poo poo." He just took it like a bitch, sat in complete silence, and pretended tears weren't welling in his eyes. It was glorious. http://www.somethingawful.com/news/its-time-be/
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Zorodius posted:the Danyang–Kunshan Grand Bridge is 102.4 miles long. It cost 8.5 million USD and took four years to construct. It rises over rice paddies on the Yangtze River Delta, and stretches above Yangcheng Lake. It averages a hundred feet off the ground. don't do this 2 me at work
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Jul 28, 2016 14:22
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Hypocrite. I saw Lowtax when the loving Royals won last year. He had his face painted blue like Mel Gibson and he was throwing poo poo at cars.
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Troposphere posted:hmm it's almost as if it's some societal force that is forcing strict gender roles on people and loving them up in both directions, if only there was a name for such a concept.... hormones
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Jul 28, 2016 14:32
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Youtuber Ethan from h3h3 had an influx of nice guys trying to mack on his wife or some poo poo? I don't really understand the motivation for these loving dweebs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxPYe7gHWa4&t=113s
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Jul 28, 2016 15:18
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A Youtuber complaining about attention? Doesn't add up.
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Jul 28, 2016 15:45
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CubanMissile posted:Dudes like this existed well before millenials. They probably just raped girls and no one cared. They stayed home and played Ye Table Top Games with each other, instead of venturing into the cruel glare of public eye. Chumpire: The Shitparade.
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Ha ha it's awesome to bring up violence against women and then have the "what about men!!!" crowd jump out, and then I can remember why I normally don't feel that bad for men in the first place.
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