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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

LochNessMonster posted:

After Senõr System Administrator obviously comes Systems Führer.

Il Duce Dei Sistemi comes before Führer.

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Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
My coworker puts our security template on everything and calls it "complete"

We had a meeting last week about some WLC deployments for a client, he said the WLC's were "complete"

I went to install them yesterday. Security template. No wireless config, no ip's other than the management port. Hadn't even fleshed out the vlans on the core side so I could provision them from the lab. We sat in their office and configured them live. Then, as a testament to how complete this deployment was, he came in today and told me he doesn't think we're gonna even continue using the ranges we set up for each vlan and will change them again...maybe..i don't know he hasn't really thought it out.

I'm not even mad, I actually had never configured a 5760 wlc and they're entirely different from the 5500's and 8500's so it was a learning experience, just thought it was funny how that could be considered complete. I keep imaging my old boss having to deal with this guy and firing him immediately. He's all over the place.

And to answer your title question, I would go with Technical Solutions Architect or "The Architect" because that would be cool on a business card.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

MrMojok posted:

"What do I do? System architecture, networking and security. No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anybody appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing a capella at Sarah Lawrence, I was gaining root access to NSA servers. I was one click away from starting a second Iranian Revolution.

I prevent cross-site scripting. I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The Internet - heard of it? - transfers half a petabyte of data minute; do you have any idea how that happens? All those YouPorn ones and zeroes streaming directly to your lovely little smartphone day after day, every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under twelve seconds? It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensure your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire loving company. That's what the gently caress I do."
"I actually went to Vassar--"

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

MrMojok posted:

"What do I do? System architecture, networking and security. No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anybody appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing a capella at Sarah Lawrence, I was gaining root access to NSA servers. I was one click away from starting a second Iranian Revolution.

I prevent cross-site scripting. I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The Internet - heard of it? - transfers half a petabyte of data minute; do you have any idea how that happens? All those YouPorn ones and zeroes streaming directly to your lovely little smartphone day after day, every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under twelve seconds? It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensure your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire loving company. That's what the gently caress I do."

I should probably just cut and paste that monologue onto my LinkedIn profile and see if recruiters notice.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Being a company with Québec offices, you can just do what we do and call yourself an "Administrateur Système Principal" to sound extra fancy.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

MrMojok posted:

"What do I do? System architecture, networking and security. No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anybody appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing a capella at Sarah Lawrence, I was gaining root access to NSA servers. I was one click away from starting a second Iranian Revolution.

I prevent cross-site scripting. I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The Internet - heard of it? - transfers half a petabyte of data minute; do you have any idea how that happens? All those YouPorn ones and zeroes streaming directly to your lovely little smartphone day after day, every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under twelve seconds? It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensure your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire loving company. That's what the gently caress I do."

I went looking for the Youtube video of this and came across a series of gifs of it on Imgur under the title "Gilfoyle's badass speech" which is just so dang :allears: of a way to describe it.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

CLAM DOWN posted:

Being a company with Québec offices, you can just do what we do and call yourself an "Administrateur Système Principal" to sound extra fancy.

Just refer to yourself as "L'ordinateur" because it sounds classy... :wotwot:

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Dick Trauma posted:

Just refer to yourself as "L'ordinateur" because it sounds classy... :wotwot:

vous n'êtes pas l'ordinateur......

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Je suis l'Ordinateur Suprême!

Come on.. it sounds good. Admit it.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Thought Associate.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
We merged with a larger organization and I swear, I've learned more about how to throw your weight around in the last 2 months than in my career leading up to this point. Their managers are absolutely masters of that "act like we're providing options while making it clear that you'll be doing things the way we do things" email. I'm learning so much from this - a style I'll be adopting when convenient.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
WHat sort of college education/degree is expected if you plan to work in IT in the US?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Anything with a BA or BS will qualify you for IT work yes even gender studies.

The main thing a degree shows these days is a willingness to complete a goal and the potential for critical thinking.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go

SaltLick posted:

Anything with a BA or BS will qualify you for IT work yes even gender studies.

The main thing a degree shows these days is a willingness to complete a goal and the potential for critical thinking.
This is wrong because my cousin knows a guy who is director of IT at a 5 person company so obviously you don't need a degree.

This is a thing that people think.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I have faith that as a thread we can get through this subject and emerge unharmed

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
If it's all the same, I'd rather just argue over whose degree is better. I'll go first. UC Irvine. Beat it.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Farecoal posted:

WHat sort of college education/degree is expected if you plan to work in IT in the US?

A general degree (non IT) will get you into a good number of places. But HR can demand you have a degree in "Computer Science / Network engineer" even with 10 years in field because they don't know what is going on. It might not even be the hiring managers fault, HR sometimes just shoves that on there and auto dumps anyone without it.

If you are specifically looking to get into IT and are finishing highschool, schools call IT degrees different things so ask guidance or a recruiter at the school of your choice. Some bundle network and server into one degree and call it "Network Engineering" other will break it into 2 pieces. If you want to actually learn something take classes at a place with a ton of hands on and labs. Theory is not going to help you setup a Domain Controller.

If you are looking to go back to school, try your luck and just apply, maybe study for an take some certs. Certs can be great. Figure out what you want to do in IT and go for it.

IT is pretty diverse and while 1 person can cover the basics of most things saying "I want to do IT" is like saying "I want to work at an office" You can be sales, customer service, purchasing, or HR. In IT you can do Networking or Servers or Help Desk, and that can branch of even more at some really large places or if you are consulting. But don't worry too much beyond "Network (Switches / Routers) / Servers (Linux / Microsoft Active Directory, mostly script work and patch management) / Help Desk (Helping users resolve issues). You want to find something in that realm that.

Basically you might be able to be one of the rare success stories that gets by without a degree or any certs, but a degree will help a ton, if you don't have any degrees I suggest you get one related, if you have a degree already get some certs a cert or two to back you up and apply. Even if you do get by sometimes you will miss your next job because someone with half your experience and a quarter of your talent has a degree. So go get one.

Daylen Drazzi
Mar 10, 2007

Why do I root for Notre Dame? Because I like pain, and disappointment, and anguish. Notre Dame Football has destroyed more dreams than the Irish Potato Famine, and that is the kind of suffering I can get behind.

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

If it's all the same, I'd rather just argue over whose degree is better. I'll go first. UC Irvine. Beat it.

Trump University.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

If it's all the same, I'd rather just argue over whose degree is better. I'll go first. UC Irvine. Beat it.

UC...LA :smug:

(The smug fades quickly when considering what I managed to accomplish with that degree) :shepicide:

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

College of Drinking and Women Studies

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Farecoal posted:

WHat sort of college education/degree is expected if you plan to work in IT in the US?

Associates in "Information Systems" from a local non-profit community college or Bachelors of Computer Science or "Information Systems".

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

If it's all the same, I'd rather just argue over whose degree is better. I'll go first. UC Irvine. Beat it.

Tufts University.


(It's in History with a concentration on the Middle East and it took 6 years. It does seem to legitimately impress recruiters until they see the "B.A., History" part. Then they're just confused.)

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Oh god we're all History majors aren't we? :ohdear:

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Dick Trauma posted:

Oh god we're all History majors aren't we? :ohdear:

Doomed to repeat it.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
Oh god are we really? Because I am too, I just never mention it. Ancient rome. Anyone want to know anything about Eusebius? Anyone?

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




I did history/poli sci major for a term because I couldn't make up my mind then changed programs again because I realized how unemployable it was :v:

Sheep
Jul 24, 2003
Figured I was the only history major... Russia & the Middle East but only up to ~1917 concentration as well.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
I got my first job with no degree and was paid in pennies. Got the second job with an associates and am paid a livable wage. Getting my bachelors this year and am already being hit up by recruiters for a true IT income.

You can get jobs at any education level but it's really not worth it until you get that degree.

Alfajor
Jun 10, 2005

The delicious snack cake.
Tomorrow is Systems Administrator day, and this video is not bad at all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPuoDYBBLPQ

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
"No, I can't configure that firewall but LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE WAR OF THE BAVARIAN SUCCESSION!" :pseudo:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Texas A&M

Stared engineering ended up English. Boy there are some choices I wish I had done differently then.

DigitalMocking
Jun 8, 2010

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
School of hard knocks.

No degree, I went the military route, its opened a lot of doors in my career, more than any degree would have.

adorai
Nov 2, 2002

10/27/04 Never forget
Grimey Drawer

Judge Schnoopy posted:

You can get jobs at any education level but it's really not worth it until you get that degree.
you know what they say about anecdotal evidence?

ptier
Jul 2, 2007

Back off man, I'm a scientist.
Pillbug
Virginia Tech - BS Computer Engineering

It becomes a little depressing about half way through that they are all weed out classes. But hey, gotta start drinking sometime. I made the bad decisions after I graduated. Tried to start my own company doing "something with computers and coding" bounces around to the USPTO as an examiner and ran screaming. Did my own PC repair for a while. Got with an MSP because eating is cool, bounced back into higher Ed and feeling pretty good about it.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Judge Schnoopy posted:

I got my first job with no degree and was paid in pennies. Got the second job with an associates and am paid a livable wage. Getting my bachelors this year and am already being hit up by recruiters for a true IT income.

You can get jobs at any education level but it's really not worth it until you get that degree.

Yeah you're pay goes up by years in field, you didn't look for a better job until you had that degree. Fresh out of school with a bachelors in Network Engineering almost everyone else in my class took a helpdesk job paying basically min wage. I took a pretty good paying (for skill level) helpdesk/system admin job moved on to my current job, where I am the solo IT department for a small company, and plan on moving on in about a year after I get a P2V project that is planned finished up and get into a larger company that can pay me more. I don't have any certs and that might hold me back, but that is one of the perks I'm going to be looking for.

That said still a small sample size, class started with about 500 students, and ended with 7. Having your pick of time of day and even teacher in the beginning to last week of classes having a meeting and working out a schedule that works for everyone was interesting.

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

BS in Info. Tech from over a decade ago and still paying the loans. Wish I hadn't bothered, really.

Although it may have gotten me my current job just because I went to the same school as my boss :getin:

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

GOD DAMNIT SASSY GOONS

These are some good rear end titles

For what it's worth I asked this exact question like 2 years ago and my favorite serious answer was Lead System Administrator (or Engineer if you prefer). But that was when I was at the team lead level implementing directives like "we are buying a shitload of Cisco UCS. Make it work well". If you're actually architecting the whole drat thing soup to nuts, go with an Architect title.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Oh god are we really? Because I am too, I just never mention it. Ancient rome. Anyone want to know anything about Eusebius? Anyone?

I dig the writings of Marcus Aurelius.

Sheep posted:

Figured I was the only history major... Russia & the Middle East but only up to ~1917 concentration as well.

Funny, I mainly focused on post-Ottoman.

Dick Trauma posted:

"No, I can't configure that firewall but LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE WAR OF THE BAVARIAN SUCCESSION!" :pseudo:

WHAT ABOUT THE CONCORDAT OF WORMS?!

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

pixaal posted:

A general degree (non IT) will get you into a good number of places. But HR can demand you have a degree in "Computer Science / Network engineer" even with 10 years in field because they don't know what is going on. It might not even be the hiring managers fault, HR sometimes just shoves that on there and auto dumps anyone without it.

If you are specifically looking to get into IT and are finishing highschool, schools call IT degrees different things so ask guidance or a recruiter at the school of your choice. Some bundle network and server into one degree and call it "Network Engineering" other will break it into 2 pieces. If you want to actually learn something take classes at a place with a ton of hands on and labs. Theory is not going to help you setup a Domain Controller.

If you are looking to go back to school, try your luck and just apply, maybe study for an take some certs. Certs can be great. Figure out what you want to do in IT and go for it.

IT is pretty diverse and while 1 person can cover the basics of most things saying "I want to do IT" is like saying "I want to work at an office" You can be sales, customer service, purchasing, or HR. In IT you can do Networking or Servers or Help Desk, and that can branch of even more at some really large places or if you are consulting. But don't worry too much beyond "Network (Switches / Routers) / Servers (Linux / Microsoft Active Directory, mostly script work and patch management) / Help Desk (Helping users resolve issues). You want to find something in that realm that.

Basically you might be able to be one of the rare success stories that gets by without a degree or any certs, but a degree will help a ton, if you don't have any degrees I suggest you get one related, if you have a degree already get some certs a cert or two to back you up and apply. Even if you do get by sometimes you will miss your next job because someone with half your experience and a quarter of your talent has a degree. So go get one.

I'm in the midst of attempting a career change into IT and am currently taking classes at my local community college, which has (as far as I can tell) pretty good labs although I'm still pretty early on in the program. I'm taking the second part of my A+ next week and trying to decide on what cert to go after next. I seem to be pretty good at linux and enjoy it, is linux+ worthwhile? Or would it be better to try to go right to RHCSA? I'm mostly interested in working in some sort of cloud/aws/gce/docker type role.

fake edit: I guess this would be better in the certs thread, but the topic came up here.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Inspector_666 posted:

I dig the writings of Marcus Aurelius.


Funny, I mainly focused on post-Ottoman.


WHAT ABOUT THE CONCORDAT OF WORMS?!

The idiot office manager fancies himself a polymath and my tongue is now mostly scar tissue due to having to bite it each time I hear him saying something really goddamn incorrect.

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