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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

someone explain in maybe 2-3 bullet points or less what exactly sov citizens are (or think they are)

*Special snowflakes just like mom said after they got an A in 3rd grade social studies

*Much smarter than anyone else because the law was worded in a way they can do mental gymnastics with to make it not apply to them

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

They also have a long tradition of murdering police going back decades.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

GoGoGadget posted:

Guys, I'm worried. The doner guy in my village goes on vacation to Turkey every year, and yesterday I walked my dog past his shop window. He went like the day of or after the coup attempt. What will I do now?

EDIT: I meant Turkey.

Sorry about your doner dude. Time to find a new doner place.

Also, if you're in Germany, please don't douse the place with kerosene and burn it down, that's what we call "a bit of a no-no" these days.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

What's the best Doner in Nuremberg or Munich.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009





they dont even...:psyduck:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

someone explain in maybe 2-3 bullet points or less what exactly sov citizens are (or think they are)

Dale Gribble IRL.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lazy Reservist posted:

Dale Gribble IRL.

:vince:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
kept reading doner as dorner

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

psydude posted:

What's the best Doner in Nuremberg or Munich.

I'm unzipping my fly.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Oh what the hell. I assumed they at least looked somewhat similar.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Sorry about your doner dude. Time to find a new doner place.

Also, if you're in Germany, please don't douse the place with kerosene and burn it down, that's what we call "a bit of a no-no" these days.

But it's like a 2 minute walk from my house. drat.

Also, yes, I'm in Germany. When I got back from the US, my German neighbor said he was glad to see I got back alive. When I mentioned that it seemed like the danger moved back to Germany with me, he made a face and said something like "We all love each other, but some people love other people differently." I don't know if this was a racist thing or if it was just some weird German thing.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Sorry about your doner dude. Time to find a new doner place.

Also, if you're in Germany, please don't douse the place with kerosene and burn it down, that's what we call "a bit of a no-no" these days.

DonerNacht

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


My god, he's turning into Karl Marx.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Randy Quaid owns if you just look at him like your local drunk homeless guy.

I miss you, Crazy Chris :(

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Remember when I posted about Erdogan having set up a hotline for Turks in Germany to rat out coup-collaborators?

He's now demanding (!) their extradition.

Dude's beyond reality.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

TBeats posted:

Randy Quaid owns if you just look at him like your local drunk homeless guy.

I miss you, Crazy Chris :(

I've always considered him a homeless guy that wandered into a casting call and nobody realized until way too late.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Dennis was muy guapo in The Right STuff

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


He's just upset that he wasn't invited to be in the new Independence Day.

Alternatively tell him he has nothing to fear from the "Star Whackers" because he's not a star.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
There's no way Trump gets elected.. Right?

Guys?

:ohdear:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

There's no way Trump gets elected.. Right?

Guys?

:ohdear:

man, it's 50/50

I really still can't parse which side is more scary, tbh

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

There's no way Trump gets elected.. Right?

Guys?

:ohdear:

Well, he has made it this far?



edit:

he has his populism game well crafted too

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/758761945910669312

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

There's no way Trump gets nominated.. Right?

Guys?

:ohdear:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

VikingSkull posted:

man, it's 50/50

I really still can't parse which side is more scary, tbh

Both sides are basically relying on "Well, our candidate isn't THAT person."

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Here's a long article which gives a point of view of why Trump is so popular with poor whites (its not as long as the scroll bar shows, that's mostly comments).

I don't agree with everything she says but it shows some part of why he can be so popular in certain groups.


I’m just a poor white trash motherfucker. No one cares about me.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

There's no way Trump gets elected.. Right?

Guys?

:ohdear:

Polls are retarded right now because of the conventions and the fact that no one who isn't a huge political nerd is paying all that much attention to the race. If Trump is ahead in October, then it's time to panic.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The first debate should probably put things back into the predictable range.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Vasudus posted:

The first debate should probably put things back into the predictable range.

Thats what they (Jeb and Carson) said during the Republican primaries

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I can't wait to watch that poo poo. So hype

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Hype for this.

https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/758780081485602816

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

VikingSkull posted:

man, it's 50/50

I really still can't parse which side is more scary, tbh

As a minority im far more scared of trump and its supporters.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ElMaligno posted:

As a minority im far more scared of trump and its supporters.

youre in the "military" though, so youre one of the good ones right?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

youre in the "military" though, so youre one of the good ones right?

The two strongest Trump supporters I know are Mexicans. They love the idea of mass deportation (most likely as a way to eliminate inlaws)

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

man, it's 50/50

Nah. I'd be floored if I could find a bookie who'd give those odds.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

It's so cool that one of our presidential candidates asked an enemy state to hack us, and he will now be receiving classified intelligence briefings.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




How quickly does trump spill something classified on twitter? I don't think immediately. I do think he fucks up eventually, though.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Teflon Don posted:

It's so cool that one of our presidential candidates asked an enemy state to hack us, and he will now be receiving classified intelligence briefings.

Supposedly Obama can very carefully control why actually gets briefed. So there's some hope.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Booblord Zagats posted:

Thats what they (Jeb and Carson) said during the Republican primaries

They also (relatively) agreed with Trump, they would just rather use more publicly preferable language to make their points. Trump also panders to a very specific voter base, which just so happens to be a large majority of republican voters.

Hillary doesn't have to worry about that stuff and can go after him directly.

What they need to do is allow them to have a video screen with various clips of their opponent on queue. That way when Trump says "I never said that" they can show him he did, and that way Trump can show more videos of himself.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
they take them to an underground complex like in the first Independence Day to show them Quaarlon the alien that crashed here in 1946 and its almost a mirror image of donald trump

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

youre in the "military" though, so youre one of the good ones right?

naw im more scared about poo poo like this i mean im in california and more likely to get mugged and beaten but at least i wont get killed for the horrible crime of speaking spanish and being a "foreigner".

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

How quickly does trump spill something classified on twitter? I don't think immediately. I do think he fucks up eventually, though.

i thought presidential candidates mishandling classified info wasnt a big deal though?

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