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the longest AND loudest fart???
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Jul 29, 2016 02:55
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im pitching a new project called "the longest food"
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Jul 29, 2016 02:56
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President George W. Bush at the 2001 Presidential swearing-in ceremony. Anonymous · 2 years ago
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Jul 29, 2016 02:57
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possible tie-in enfield has producer credits
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Jul 29, 2016 02:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
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Jul 29, 2016 03:00
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A single person could hold the record for both, but not with a single fart.
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Jul 29, 2016 03:02
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Seems pretty likely as a really long fart is likely to have some volume.
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Jul 29, 2016 03:13
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That was a pun, btw.
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Jul 29, 2016 03:13
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If my wife doesn't shut the hell up with her stupid god drat story in the next 5 minutes I'm going to try for the record.
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Jul 29, 2016 03:15
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i hold the record for shortest and longest penis
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Jul 29, 2016 03:16
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i hope so
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Jul 29, 2016 03:17
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Jeff Sichoe posted:President George W. Bush at the 2001 Presidential swearing-in ceremony. Are you cracking on a dude that was president in 2001? Because if so, gently caress PRESIDENT JAMES A. GARFIELD. HE IS A FAT PIECE OF poo poo. James A. Garfield is like a garbage bag full of farts. Reform the post office, will you? Well suck my dick you drat turd former president James A. Garfield.
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Jul 29, 2016 03:23
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Moon Atari posted:A single person could hold the record for both, but not with a single fart.
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Jul 29, 2016 03:28
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I hold the record for the worlds shortest fart
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Jul 29, 2016 03:49
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[quote="Dave_Indeed" post="462622040"] Are you cracking on a dude that was president in 2001? Because if so, gently caress PRESIDENT JAMES A. GARFIELD. HE ISssllslapz)££($((
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Jul 29, 2016 04:00
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I want to know what is the world record for the biggest thing anybody has ever stuck up their butt. Google is surprisingly unhelpful, all I get is a bunch of clickbait bullshit.
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Jul 29, 2016 04:06
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Moon Atari posted:A single person could hold the record for both, but not with a single fart.
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Jul 29, 2016 04:07
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depends on how many pages this thread goes, op
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Jul 29, 2016 04:11
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watch me do it fuckman
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Jul 29, 2016 04:13
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Do assisted farts count? If so, I have a bike pump and the heart (and hopefully anus) of a champion.
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Jul 29, 2016 10:34
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I try on a daily basis. So far, no luck. On either criterion.
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Jul 29, 2016 10:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
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Jul 29, 2016 11:20
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Are you talking about two separate records, or the single record for the longest-and-loudest fart?
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Jul 29, 2016 22:32
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What would be the criteria for the longest-and-loudest fart? Simply this: a single unbroken fart that is both LOUDER (according to a professional decibel meter) and LONGER (according to an atomic clock) than any other recorded fart Given the set of all farts, there would necessarily exist a maximally loud-and-long fart. That would be the world's record.
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Jul 29, 2016 22:38
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Wait. Wait a moment. What I just wrote is incorrect! Given a set of two farts, and fart A is louder than fart B, and fart B is longer than fart A, which is the "world record?" It's a paradox! But that is an edge case. Let's "bar this monster" and stick with typical cases, where there are large sets of farts, shall we? I offer a conjecture: there will exist a single unbroken fart that is both LOUDER (according to a professional decibel meter) and LONGER (according to an atomic clock) than any other recorded fart IFF (if and only if) the set of farts comprises only one, or more than two, farts Think with me here, GBS!
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Jul 29, 2016 22:45
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What if there is an 87 db 157 second fart and a 84 db 172 second fart and a 80 db 140 second fart. We know the last one isn't the loudest-and-longer, but which of the first two is?
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Jul 29, 2016 22:50
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My god! Germstore, you are right. DOes there exist a minimal number of farts that the set of farts would need to contain in order to guarantee the existence of a single loudest-and-longest fart?
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Jul 29, 2016 22:54
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consider an infinite series of farts where each fart is both louder and shorter than the previous fart
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Jul 29, 2016 22:56
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... you're talking about the fart singularity! "The Big Rip" http://hubblesite.org/hubble_discoveries/dark_energy/de-fate_of_the_universe.php#the_big_rip
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Jul 29, 2016 23:00
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I am tired of everyone's childish humor
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Jul 29, 2016 23:53
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Fartmaster posted:I am tired of everyone's childish humor Are YOU the world record holder?
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Jul 30, 2016 06:30
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Jeff Sichoe posted:President George W. Bush at the 2001 Presidential swearing-in ceremony. So that's how Bush did 9/11
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