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TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Well.

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Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Fat Shat Sings posted:

MoMA there are currently 6,000 people logged in posting in thousands of other threads on any topic you can think of so can you do us a favor today and go read at least one more of them?

Cinema Discusso caters to people who want to be willfully dense shitlords, go talk about batman versus superman or ghostbusters or something. You were pretty much born to post in Debate and Discussion.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Yeah, I already do. I like this one the best.

You have about 800 posts in this thread, and about 5 token posts in any other thread in the entire forum. That's more of an unhealthy obsession, at best.

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

Enchanted Hat posted:

I made this in honour of all the brave seamen on board the great ship CIG



At the end of the movie, Leo DiCaprio goes to the bottom of the ocean in hopes of recovering assets to hopefully rework into an open source ship modded and maintained by all the whale true believers.

But that part is still sorta far off. We're at the part where all the rich people are having tea and wondering why they are slowing down, still sure that it's not a a big deal.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

"She's not a well woman."
"Is she not?"
"No, she's not a well woman. And she very much resents having to go down the well every morning. To feed the frogs. We have to lower her, screaming, on a rope. 'HOLY CHRIST!' she goes. Frogs don't like it either."

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Moma come talk in the GBS star trek thread

hottubrhymemachine
May 24, 2006

Connie is death process

Sunswipe posted:

"She's not a well woman."
"Is she not?"
"No, she's not a well woman. And she very much resents having to go down the well every morning. To feed the frogs. We have to lower her, screaming, on a rope. 'HOLY CHRIST!' she goes. Frogs don't like it either."

Blimey, that gave me a flashback to listening to a Peter cook tape that I got free with PG Tips like 15-20+ years ago! Used to listen to it while my dad drove us to the seaside.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
MOMA I made this gbs for you the other day. Lets figure this out together

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784983

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



:chloe:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Star Citizen: Mae-be You Shouldn't Quit Your Day Job

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Just imagine all the various ways shitizens were typing into google hoping for a jackpot

'Sandi Gardiner naked

'Mrs. Roberts topless'

'Best marketer ever in the history of the world'

etc

Little did they know the whole time, it was just a Mae away

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Well I'm pretty sure Reddit is going to say that SA doxxed Sandi by revealing her tickle fetish videos.

SabinBlitz
May 19, 2015

Firm believer that muscles conquers all
No. We obviously staged the whole thing, made it up with Dork Sharts millions of moneies and hired a look alike.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
who gives a poo poo what reddit thinks.

They already think we are committing "industrial sabotage" and doxxed like 2 dozen people.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

D1E posted:

Well I'm pretty sure Reddit is going to say that SA doxxed Sandi by revealing her tickle fetish videos.

they constantly accuse people of "Stalking and harassing Sandi's Children" when someone retweeted one of her tweets over a year ago. If it's in defense of Star Citizen prepare to be called internet fetish hitler

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
I have a vague memory of someone finding Sandi on some foot fetish wiki. I guess this is where it came from.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

hottubrhymemachine posted:

Blimey, that gave me a flashback to listening to a Peter cook tape that I got free with PG Tips like 15-20+ years ago! Used to listen to it while my dad drove us to the seaside.

That was where I first heard it as well. Think it was done to support Comic Relief... somehow. Still one of the funniest sketches I've ever heard.

e:Really not sure if this would be NSFW or not. No nudity, but it's a foot fetish site, so... proceed at your own discretion? http://www.wikifeet.com/Sandi_Gardiner

Sunswipe fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Aug 2, 2016

Darkpriest667
Feb 2, 2015

I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.
.... when the darkness is the darkest... that is when you find the light.



Sandi... in a tickling foot fetish video....


I'd swear this is a hallucination because it's too drat perfect.

TerraGoetia
Feb 21, 2011

A cup of spiders.

Achamp posted:

A great analogy for the cult. The only issue I have is that captain went down with his ship in Titanic. In real life a helicopter needs to land and pick up the Crobbler and his VP of Marketing. They have a bag of money with dollars escaping as the door closes and they escape to safety. Ben Lesnick doesn't make it to the chopper and gets exhausted on the stairs. He's reaching for a life vest that's obviously too small to fit him.

Disco Lando should be standing up making pronouncements that the boat will soon have anti-iceburg features coming in the next overhaul which is scheduled for next month. He should also report that the decks were just waxed and looking great!

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Mercury_Storm posted:

You have about 800 posts in this thread, and about 5 token posts in any other thread in the entire forum. That's more of an unhealthy obsession, at best.

I'm too obsessed. So I look up the post counts of others to prove a meaningless point on a comedy forum.
:gary:

TerraGoetia
Feb 21, 2011

A cup of spiders.
MoMA what are your feelings about the US election?

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TerraGoetia posted:

MoMA what are your feelings about the US election?

We're all hosed. No matter what.

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005

I wanted this to happen!!
Soiled Meat

ManofManyAliases posted:

I'm too obsessed. So I look up the post counts of others to prove a meaningless point on a comedy forum.
:gary:

Eh, it doesn't take much man, and I mentioned it in passing months ago. You click little button under your post. Then you scroll through your post history, after the first 5 pages, you realize that you only post in this thread.

But I am proud of you for making that token effort elsewhere.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

ManofManyAliases posted:

I'm too obsessed. Also I'm a CIG employee.
:gary:

ftfy

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

D1E posted:

Well I'm pretty sure Reddit is going to say that SA doxxed Sandi by revealing her tickle fetish videos.

I guess today was a good day to poke my head back in and see what's been going down. Keep at it goons, you're doing God's work.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
This is going to go so, so badly.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
"Refunds Please" , Citizen Edition

- check backer id
- request Reddit account name, cross reference to known goons
- query for any labels
- pass concierge card
- crotch shaven scan
- confront the occasional street roller spy
- compare amount requested to account balance, gifts, grayish ships

Try your best to deny any refunds, make sure to make it as hard as possible, find any excuse to not refund traitors.

Nellistos fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Aug 2, 2016

Lobus
Jun 24, 2016

What happened here?
:parrot:

Barn Folk posted:

At the end of the movie, Leo DiCaprio goes to the bottom of the ocean in hopes of recovering assets to hopefully rework into an open source ship modded and maintained by all the whale true believers.

But that part is still sorta far off. We're at the part where all the rich people are having tea and wondering why they are slowing down, still sure that it's not a a big deal.

I don't think the community can come together and revive a game that doesn't even exist yet.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

You should see the ben porn I found, imagine a truck filled with jelly crashing into factory full of dildos made out of custard.

post of the year, you did it

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Is this real life because holy poo poo this is amazing.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
A week from now a secret video will be discovered - hidden for years within the deepest and darkest parts of the internet tickling fetish community. It opens as usual with Sandi strapped into her tickling table. A masked man covered head to toe in black enters and begins doing the deed. He tickles her relentlessly, tickling and tickling with no end in sight. Sandi's laugh turns to a wicked cackle which itself begins to turn into a scream. You feel uneasy watching as she laughs and laughs. She sits up and turns, looking directly into the camera. The camera refocuses and you notice that the masked man is no longer tickling her.
Where did he go?

He appears directly in front of the camera.


He's laughing now too.



They both laugh in deafening unison as the masked man begins to slowly remove his disguise... it-it's D-Derek Smart. The camera cuts to black.

Sandi was in on it the whole time. She was the leak. She was the mastermind. Shortly after the video is found Derek and Sandi disappear with the Star Citizen funds never to be heard from again.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
I don't think anyone is shaming Sandi for having done this, it's just beyond hilarious to see her strapped down being tickled by a guy in a ski mask.

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

thatguy posted:

A week from now a secret video will be discovered - hidden for years within the deepest and darkest parts of the internet tickling fetish community. It opens as usual with Sandi strapped into her tickling table. A masked man covered head to toe in black enters and begins doing the deed. He tickles her relentlessly, tickling and tickling with no end in sight. Sandi's laugh turns to a wicked cackle which itself begins to turn into a scream. You feel uneasy watching as she laughs and laughs. She sits up and turns, looking directly into the camera. The camera refocuses and you notice that the masked man is no longer tickling her.
Where did he go?

He appears directly in front of the camera.


He's laughing now too.



They both laugh in deafening unison as the masked man begins to slowly remove his disguise... it-it's D-Derek Smart. The camera cuts to black.

Sandi was in on it the whole time. She was the leak. She was the mastermind. Shortly after the video is found Derek and Sandi disappear with the Star Citizen funds never to be heard from again.

:vince: x1billion

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


hahahaha sandi as a ticklefetish star

it's beyond thunderdome. it's hilarious

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
MoMA, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Sunswipe posted:

MoMA, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



And this thread said Chris Roberts would never take us to the stars.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

MarcusSA posted:

Is this real life because holy poo poo this is amazing.

Welcome to the verse.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Does anyone here know how far back Chris and Ortwin go? When (or in connection to what) did they first get acquainted?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003


I spit out my water IRL.

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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Theres something cool to read most every day in this thread. Like good lord.

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