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I named my Dark Souls guy Chad so I could pretend to be somebody who isn't a piece of turd
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Aug 5, 2016 15:54
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Chomp8645 posted:Pussy access is a basic human right. Too bad these guys are usually fedora atheists so they won't just join ISIS already.
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i like that posted:You know the 'if you see blacks, never relax' image, but replace 'blacks' with 'men' and it's legit advice for women, still in 2016 Well I guess now youve got two posters to put up on your wall you weirdo
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Aug 5, 2016 15:54
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If Chad is such a gently caress machine then how come he got booted off the Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise?
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Aug 5, 2016 15:58
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But the guy in the top picture is pretty good looking? 
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Aug 5, 2016 15:59
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notZaar posted:I named my Dark Souls guy Chad so I could pretend to be somebody who isn't a piece of turd I named mine Karl Franz because I wanted to be a hero!
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Aug 5, 2016 16:02
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WampaLord posted:But the guy in the top picture is pretty good looking? He's hot as gently caress and women are supposed to be superficial and the suit suggests he has a good job/$$$ and women are supposed to be gold diggers so IDK but logic consistency isn't really their strong point   
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Aug 5, 2016 16:18
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When she finds out you blah blah blah... have no car. *Picture is inside a car*
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Aug 5, 2016 16:20
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Attention Hot Women, please go to random garages at 2 in the morning looking for quality men.
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Aug 5, 2016 16:23
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Every permavirgin in a fedora thinks that by putting one one they are well dressed (the equivalent of a tailored suit) even though they are still wearing cargo shorts and an anime tee. Then, when they get rejected, they conclude that ladies don't actually like well dressed men.
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Aug 5, 2016 16:24
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Hmn i will court all the ladys in my social media contacts by posting this image macro which says "i'm a wanker. my #1 hobby: masturbating. yeah rubbing one off in my mancave is really good an d coool". Prepare For Sex
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Aug 5, 2016 16:25
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I think the answer to all this poo poo is simply that both men and women are generally very shallow and are attracted to good looking people and how good\bad of a person you are doesn't really factor in all that much Like, if Hitler was a sexy lady who was DTF, I'm pretty sure most guys would leave morality outside the bedroom
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Aug 5, 2016 16:28
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Incel is good for a laugh. There used to be a guy on GBS who would post in earnest about the "sexual marketplace" and how women should be forced to gently caress him through a government program, like sexual social welfare
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Aug 5, 2016 16:29
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Spatial posted:Incel is good for a laugh. There used to be a guy on GBS who would post in earnest about the "sexual marketplace" and how women should be forced to gently caress him through a government program, like sexual social welfare GBS poster wishes for Caesar's Legion IRL.
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Aug 5, 2016 16:38
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Pick posted:9. feed me beets Female version of the unasked for dick pick would be sending a picture of post beet red shits
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Aug 5, 2016 16:57
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Struggling to tell the difference between this thread and the dating thread in e/n.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:04
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Cnut the Great posted:What would you do if, just before a date, unprompted, a guy sent you a picture of the hugest, reddest, most tasty-looking beet you ever saw That would be pretty hilarious, so I would probably be particularly charmed.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:06
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Struggling to tell the difference between this thread and the dating thread in e/n. This thread is funny sometimes.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:06
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Struggling to tell the difference between this thread and the dating thread in e/n. The difference is I don't post in E/N.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:08
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Gammatron 64 posted:I think the answer to all this poo poo is simply that both men and women are generally very shallow and are attracted to good looking people and how good\bad of a person you are doesn't really factor in all that much Women like guys who make them feel good and like they're important and wanted.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:10
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Pick posted:Women like guys who make them feel good and like they're important and wanted. This is possibly the most generic analysis I've ever seen. Women like food that tastes good and is also filling and affordable.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:13
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Pick posted:That would be pretty hilarious, so I would probably be particularly charmed. gently caress you, you like the bad boys with beets. The ones that will steal a beet from the store instead of happily paying for it. The bad boy that sends unsolicited beet pics and just drops a beet down on the table says and says "Here." You wouldn't know what to do with a nice guy that worships the ground you walk on, making you beet salads and beet pasta. loving women, you disgust me. I don't need to put up with stuck up beet having bitches. You don't deserve my beet salad. Culinary Sluts.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:15
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Pick posted:Women like guys who make them feel good and like they're important and wanted. So do guys. My point is that men and women are more alike than they like to admit sometimes. We have different experiences due to different cultural gender roles, but deep down inside, we're pretty much the same. And when I say that men and women are a lot alike, I mean that both men and women are pretty terrible
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Aug 5, 2016 17:15
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lol i just remembered this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
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Aug 5, 2016 17:18
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Chomp8645 posted:This is possibly the most generic analysis I've ever seen. It's almost like people aren't really all that complicated
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Aug 5, 2016 17:20
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Chomp8645 posted:This is possibly the most generic analysis I've ever seen. I'm just saying that my friends tend to go for those guys. The rich guy who is never around? The handsome guy who expects her to subsidize his lifestyle? They get an early advantage because 20-somethings don't know what to expect or think long-term, but they do get dumped (or divorced). Their relationships aren't anything to envy while they are around anyway. Also I do like food that tastes good and is filling and affordable so
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Aug 5, 2016 17:22
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Necc0 posted:lol i just remembered this loving lol which goon is that?
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Aug 5, 2016 17:28
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Your morality is honestly kind of irrelevant to attraction and it's mostly just physical. You could be the best, sweetest, most wonderful person in the world, but if you're a fat ugly troll, no one is going to want to bone you regardless of gender. Where being a good\bad person actually comes into play is in maintaining relationships. Terrible people have one night stands all the time, but once the initial thrill and physical attraction wears off, people often realize they can't stand the person they're boning and break it off. When you have a couple that respects and treats each other well, they're more likely to stay together. It's not rocket science. Also I'm a guy and I could say that I've "friend zoned" plenty of women, because there are plenty of girls out there whose company I enjoy but I'm not interested in a romantic relationship at all
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Aug 5, 2016 17:29
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Gammatron 64 posted:Also I'm a guy and I could say that I've "friend zoned" plenty of women, because there are plenty of girls out there whose company I enjoy but I'm not interested in a romantic relationship at all In my teens and early twenties I was a stereotypical Nice Guy but got better in my mid twenties. Boy howdy the first time I friend zoned a woman it felt loving surreal like I was in a Star Trek episode and had crossed into the mirror universe or something. It was just so strange at first to finally see the other side.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:34
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:loving lol which goon is that? It was me, I'm the guy.
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Aug 5, 2016 17:36
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WampaLord posted:But the guy in the top picture is pretty good looking? Well, now you know what they think they look like.
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Aug 5, 2016 18:08
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Aug 5, 2016 18:38
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Is the guy on the top what these people think tyey look like because usually they are much uglier. No wonder they are confused why women don't like them if they think theyre cute.
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Aug 5, 2016 18:41
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Is that a turnip?
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Aug 5, 2016 18:42
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LOSER: Hey, would like to talk about Radiohead? EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET: No
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Aug 5, 2016 18:43
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Tricky D posted:LOSER: Hey, would like to talk about Radiohead? The last guy I gave a shot linked me to like ten Radiohead songs and got annoyed when I said I hadn't listened to them all. He had linked them like two hours earlier, guess he was mad I didn't drop EVERYTHINGGG and immediately listen to radiohead and then prepare a report He actually came across pretty well at the outset and I was feeling down, so I had a good impression. Then it turns out he blamed women for everything and constantly complained about how "romance" wasn't real. I guess it wasn't!
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Aug 5, 2016 18:45
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loving beet based whores
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Aug 5, 2016 18:45
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This Beet Farmer Plows More Than Just Crops and basically you're a loser Nice Guy - Find Out How
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Gammatron 64 posted:Also I'm a guy and I could say that I've "friend zoned" plenty of women, because there are plenty of girls out there whose company I enjoy but I'm not interested in a romantic relationship at all That's what always gets me about these guys. I'm kind-of a garbage person with major issues and I've still fallen rear end-backwards into hook-ups and relationships with decent-looking women by virtue of not having my head up my rear end, even at my absolute worst which my post history will attest to being pretty loving bad. The amount of grief these guys could save with even a little effort is astonishing.
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