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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
dont worry its got hydraulic jacks :downs:

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Seven-Year-Old-with-Aicardi-Goutieres-Dies-After-Given-Honorary-Marine-Title-388856802.html

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That poor fuckin' kid died with that stupid loving hair cut.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Not enough sharpie dicks, I guess.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/QAr40iY.gifv

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Pesticide20 posted:

Should be the next GMC ad

"WE ARE: HAJI GRADE" doesn't have quite the same ring to it

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape

VikingSkull posted:

the hilarious thing is the Syrian conversion of this gun utilizes the hull of a T-34

You know, I bet the pickup is a more reliable platform.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Blind Rasputin posted:

I imagine the parking break doesn't stand a loving chance when that thing fires.

I'm guessing that doing anything other than keeping it in neutral when firing and letting it roll to a stop after results in poo poo breaking spectacularly

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

iyaayas01 posted:

"WE ARE: HAJI GRADE" doesn't have quite the same ring to it

one up Ford, start running ads touting artillery grade steel instead of aircraft grade aluminum (while showing the same drawing of a Bradley they used in the Pentagon Wars)

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
BUILT KRUPP STEEL TOUGH

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Scratch Monkey posted:

BUILT KRUPP STEEL TOUGH

it's not like Volkswagen is gonna use it

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Scratch Monkey posted:

BUILT KRUPP STEEL TOUGH

I have a really good book about Krupp's armaments history

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

CommieGIR posted:

I have a really good book about Krupp's armaments history

And its called... ?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Saint Celestine posted:

And its called... ?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That person must be at least 60.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Fixed that for you.

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
amazing on so many levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVnYonaP4ao

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I don't really get why?

I was hoping he building would collapse or something.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Blind Rasputin posted:

I don't really get why?

I was hoping he building would collapse or something.

the guys they smoked were trying to get a 57?mm gun into that building

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Like, why the hell they would drag an artillery up a building?

Dunno, maybe they saw this work in Battlefield

hostile apostle fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Aug 5, 2016

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
it looks like an aa gun, but wiki says its primarily used to shell poo poo in syria. maybe getting it higher up gives it more range? or maybe make it easier to defend against an assault? only allah can really say

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
I hope they were planning on resting the back end of it on a bunch of cinder blocks so it could, y'know, aim down.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ded posted:

Fixed that for you.

this was honestly a pretty good read

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the spirit of Abu Hajaar lives on

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Here is a video by a German guy about a French tanker who did some badass poo poo. He's still French, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdOp4Btfrg

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

all those dishes make it look like a ghetto rear end SETI installation

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Chinatown posted:

the spirit of Abu Hajaar lives on

There's part of me that hope that Abu Hajaar is like, the only one who makes it out of that poo poo. He just somehow bumbles his way through 10+ years of war and fighting, never actually hits anything, sees all of his other lovely terrorist buddies die, never really contributes anything and somehow Mr. Bean's into retirement and/or farming.

...then one day he decides to get married...

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Duke Chin posted:

There's part of me that hope that Abu Hajaar is like, the only one who makes it out of that poo poo. He just somehow bumbles his way through 10+ years of war and fighting, never actually hits anything, sees all of his other lovely terrorist buddies die, never really contributes anything and somehow Mr. Bean's into retirement and/or farming.

...then one day he decides to get married...

He would be that guy who can't figure out why his wife won't get pregnant when he refuses to have sex with her because women are unclean.

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Abu Hajaar is like an ISIS Caro, he'll turn up again a few years down the track, a hero.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Stranded in a

diarmuidqq posted:

Abu Hajaar is like an ISIS Caro, he'll turn up again a few years down the track, a hero.

Stranded in Florida for 5 years until he's rescued by an ISIS comedy forum.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

hostile apostle posted:

amazing on so many levels

This pun was intentional right

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Duke Chin posted:

There's part of me that hope that Abu Hajaar is like, the only one who makes it out of that poo poo. He just somehow bumbles his way through 10+ years of war and fighting, never actually hits anything, sees all of his other lovely terrorist buddies die, never really contributes anything and somehow Mr. Bean's into retirement and/or farming.

...then one day he decides to get married...

ill write the script

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
"No no Maryam! I said the goddamn rocket [for people]!!"

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Naked Bear posted:

Here is a video by a German guy about a French tanker who did some badass poo poo. He's still French, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdOp4Btfrg

dunno why you feel the need to reiterate that hes french. i mean its obvious that hes descended from that warlike race based on what he did :france:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

it looks like an aa gun, but wiki says its primarily used to shell poo poo in syria. maybe getting it higher up gives it more range? or maybe make it easier to defend against an assault? only allah can really say

They probably use arty more like cannons of old and use direct lay so an elevated position makes sense. Still though, I think when military manuals talk about elevation position they don't mean exposed in a building with no walls.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Here is a modern day David and Goliath. A shirtless man does glorious battle with a shining example of modern machinery. It goes about as well as you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z76TVxDfRgM

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Turns out America owns pretty hard when you think about it

Proof

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

Turns out America owns pretty hard when you think about it

Proof

holy gently caress all of that owns owns owns

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

holy gently caress all of that owns owns owns

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