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Trojan.exe posted:goon story it's a bit strange that you would mourn the loss of a friendship group which accepts this dude as an integral member
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KomodoWagon posted:Lol for real, just carry a gun jfc
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mind the walrus posted:Aside from like, Dante what famous accounts of ye olde nice guys are there? Catullus: quote:Aurelius & Furius, true comrades,
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 10:21 |
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I'm going to need the Latin word for "cocksmen." Google Translate isn't being helpful.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 10:44 |
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Trojan.exe posted:At some point after that, me and Mr. Nice Goon had some conversation via text, and the only reason why that's important is because I wouldn't have known how this word was spelled if he had said it out loud. He said I was "just being tsundere." Tsundere, upon looking it up and according to Google is a Japanese term for a character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing a warmer side over time. Umm, okay. So he thought my "no" and disinterest was just me being tsundere. It was also around this time that he revealed that I looked and acted exactly like an anime character that he was really into. Oh and this character was tsundere What character was it?
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 11:00 |
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Command Ant posted:What character was it? Let's not do this.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 11:42 |
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Sentient Data posted:To put it simply, people that were raised by anime and 80s movies were taught that "no" just means "not yet" Towards the end of high school, some guy who was in my social circle and knew I was into martial arts invited me to come over to his house and see this "really cool Japanese show that I know you'll love!" When I got there, we made pleasantries, he was super hyped to be hanging out, and then we sat on the couch and he put on a grainy homemade subtitled version of Love Hina, sprayed some Binaca into his mouth and then tried to make out with me. I say make out because he didn't so much try to kiss me as launch himself onto me and force his tongue into my mouth. I pushed him off and asked him what the hell he was thinking and he immediately burst into tears and started trying to explain, "I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! WHY WOULD YOU COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME???? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAT DOWN ON THE COUCH WITH ME! MY DAD SAID I HAD TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE WITH GIRLS OR I'D NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND! PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE! THEY'LL NEVER STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" The funny thing about it (looking back now) was that his rant was pretty much exactly like one of the millions of shouting episodes the main character on that anime does. The only way it could have been closer would be if he'd had a bloody nose at the same time he was crying. I told him I would't tell anyone about what he tried or the sobbing afterwards, and he dried off his eyes and apologized and I said it was just a misunderstanding, and I was going to go, but there were no hard feelings, then he stood up and tried to kiss me again. I kneed him in the stomach or groin and he fell down, and this time I just ran though the door and out to my car, and he followed me yelling "I'm SORRY! I thought you were starting to like me! Just be my girlfriend, OKAY! Everyone at school thinks your a lesbian and you have threesomes with your brother and his girlfriend [throughout high school I used to hang out with my twin brother and his girlfriend, who lived across the street from us] but if you go out with me I'll tell them that's not true! Please! Pleeeeeeaaaaaase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But by then I was in backing out of his driveway while he stood there crying and yelled "Come back!!!!" I never felt in danger though, just really grossed out. It was awkward at school for a few weeks since we had a bunch of classes together, but then we got a new girl who was Japanese, and he stopped trying to talk to me.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 12:42 |
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Dudes really are scary though. Today I got a table tent thrown at my head by a probable rapist. I was bartending and one of the servers had just gotten off and was sitting at the bar chatting with one of the customers. I gave the girl two shots and a beer and she was instantly on the floor. I imagine she had either been secretly drinking on shift, popping pills, or got roofied because she was no longer able to keep her head up and was talking nonsense. The dude she was talking to keep asking to drive her home and eventually she was like "ooooookay". At this point I stepped in and told the guy another server was gonna take her home so don't worry about it. He got really defensive and just kept repeating "Why? I'm just being nice and doing her a favor!" and kept insisting he take her. Then I had to tell him "Listen man, there's no way in hell you're taking this girl anywhere. You're being way too insistent on taking someone you don't know home when she can barely talk. Leave or I call the cops." He pitched a fit about how he was just trying to be helpful and then threw a table tent at me on his way out the door.
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CubanMissile posted:Dudes really are scary though. Today I got a table tent thrown at my head by a probable rapist. Yup, you prevented a rape and possible long-term kidnapping/abduction or straight up murder. Pat yourself on the back goonette
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PallasAthene posted:It was awkward at school for a few weeks since we had a bunch of classes together, but then we got a new girl who was Japanese, and he stopped trying to talk to me. Vintage weeaboo. KomodoWagon posted:Yup, you prevented a rape and possible long-term kidnapping/abduction or straight up murder. Pat yourself on the back goonette Yeah jesus loving christ good on you CubanMissle. E= \/ \/ \/ "Bateman radiation" that's good. I'm using it. It's mine now. mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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I read Elliot's manifesto thanks to this thread and the funniest thing to me is how he literally never hits on, asks out, or even chats up a single girl and instead just sits in class, at tables in public, or alone in his room and waits for hot blondes to approach him. then he cries when they don't. If he had tried at all he would have gotten laid but I imagine he was projecting incredibly strong Bateman radiation in person so even then maybe not.
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CubanMissile posted:Dudes really are scary though. Today I got a table tent thrown at my head by a probable rapist. You did good. You should be proud. Holy crap that sounds like a frightening situation.
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KomodoWagon posted:Yup, you prevented a rape and possible long-term kidnapping/abduction or straight up murder. Pat yourself on the back goonette I'm a boy, but thanks! The thing that bothers me was the guy was a regular until that day. I really hope that was his first try at something like that.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 14:03 |
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It almost certainly wasn't. Also dick pics or stop lying
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 14:08 |
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One time I flirted with a bartender and she laughed and said she was a lesbian
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 14:13 |
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Same except he said he was gay and we made out
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 14:14 |
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Ya we've been living together for 2 years now so she's a poo poo lesbian really
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I tell people i'm a lesbian all the time, it's very confusing
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KomodoWagon posted:It almost certainly wasn't. 8=======D
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mind the walrus posted:Wait holy crap this reminds me so much of T'Sais from the Dying Earth it's pretty funny. Story here if you care: http://www.e-reading.club/chapter.php/73022/3/Vance_-_The_Dying_Earth.html Big ups for referencing my man, Jack Vance. Totally not the thread I'd imagine it coming up in!
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CubanMissile posted:Dudes really are scary though. Today I got a table tent thrown at my head by a probable rapist. lol, i saw this happening once and in a fit of idiocy decided that it would be a good thing to remove her from the situation like le good chivalric sir and take her back to her house. walking to the car she hiked up her skirt and pissed all over my shoes and vomited on my pants while trying to paw at my cock. she was such a tsundere
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subhuman filth posted:lol, i saw this happening once and in a fit of idiocy decided that it would be a good thing to remove her from the situation like le good chivalric sir and take her back to her house. walking to the car she hiked up her skirt and pissed all over my shoes and vomited on my pants while trying to paw at my cock. If you're gonna make a stdh post you might as well embellish yourself a little more
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Business Gorillas posted:If you're gonna make a stdh post you might as well embellish yourself a little more im not sure how not having sex then going home from a bar covered in filth even remotely stretches the boundaries of belief for a goon
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subhuman filth posted:lol, i saw this happening once and in a fit of idiocy decided that it would be a good thing to remove her from the situation like le good chivalric sir and take her back to her house. walking to the car she hiked up her skirt and pissed all over my shoes and vomited on my pants while trying to paw at my cock. Whoa, do you like, still have this chicks number?
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:Catullus: He wasn't as bad as Propertius: quote:Cynthia was the first. She caught me with her eyes, a fool
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Doc Friday posted:He wasn't as bad as Propertius: makes me wonder how our view of ancient cultures would be different if all we had to go on were the writings of impotent nice guys thousands of years from now, archaeologists attempting to piece together history prior to world war 3 will come upon a hard copy of elliot rodgers' manuscript, and afterwards he'll be known as a great philosopher of antiquity
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:it's a bit strange that you would mourn the loss of a friendship group which accepts this dude as an integral member Eh, I don't think they knew that he's gotten that bad. He was obsessed with another girl a lot before me, but never did that stuff like trying to get her alone (to my knowledge). The one girl I was closest with actually told him several times that he needed to stop, that I wasn't interested, etc. This guy had been a childhood friend with most in that group and I don't think they thought he was actually dangerous. Many years later he started talking to me again and it seemed like he'd actually changed at first, but I had to cut contact after a few months due to him exhibiting stalking behaviour. I found out through my own friends about his lying and manipulation to get to me which is a completely different story, again they had no idea what he was actually doing because he is great at manipulation. I can only presume that he did the same with that old friend group to make himself look like the good guy so I can't blame them much. I have absolutely no intention of ever speaking to him again since the last incident was really creepy.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 22:03 |
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ive never been friendzoned i dont have any friends
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 22:24 |
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Every zone is a friend zone... if you're friendly enough.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 22:52 |
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Is there an enemy zone?
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 22:57 |
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Mak0rz posted:Is there an enemy zone? Yeah, and you're in it, "buddy".
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 22:59 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah, and you're in it, "buddy".
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:04 |
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Mak0rz posted:Is there an enemy zone? There is a danger zone, and if you fall in love with a woman you are on the highway to it. Because she will spermjack you and you'll be paying child support for the rest of your life or something idk.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 23:08 |
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Kanye has a zone all his own, but he's adamant you don't let him into it.
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:Catullus: no catullus was the first gangster rapper.
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mind the walrus posted:Kanye has a zone all his own, but he's adamant you don't let him into it. Truer words have never been spoken.
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Mak0rz posted:Is there an enemy zone? does Arilus cristatus look like a table saw
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Pick posted:does Arilus cristatus look like a table saw
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Pick posted:does Arilus cristatus look like a table saw are you trying to tell me bugs, the only friends I've ever known, are actually my enemies? but... I trusted them...
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Nice guys like Jorah Mormont "the Bear" of Game of Thrones fame, he got his rear end straight-up friendxiled by his beloved Khaleesi. Don't expect the Mother of Dragons to suddenly let you clutch her eggs just because you've been a staunch ally hanging around her constantly, blindly devoted to her cause all this time. She doesn't owe you a thing in that palatial bedroom of hers, bucko, especially not while on guard duty during her scented oil baths and royal scrubdowns..! Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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