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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Nice guys like Jorah Mormont "the Bear" of Game of Thrones fame, he got his rear end straight-up friendxiled by his beloved Khaleesi. A nice touch from the books is that Jorah is shown entirely from Dany's perspective, where he creeps from the sidelines and gets all butthurt-by-proxy when she starts loving Daario. It really gets you to relate to Dany's mindset of "Thank you Jorah. No I don't want to gently caress you Jorah I never did stop hanging around like a puppy. Oh god please stop being such a creeper Jorah." Then after she exiles him we don't see him until Tyrion's chapters take him to Essos, at which point we see Jorah hanging with a prostitute who looks like Dany.
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It's a shame too because he's a sexy motherfucker and has a lot to offer other girls. Too bad be already has a history of playing himself for women.
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I stare at girls from at least 100 meters away, CLEARLY indicating that I'll be very nice to them and threat them with respect like those goddesses deserve but they just won't answer my advances, those loving stupid god drat bitches.
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mind the walrus posted:at which point we see Jorah hanging with a prostitute who looks like Dany. The man's got a type! 
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Jack Trades posted:I stare at girls from at least 100 meters away, CLEARLY indicating that I'll be very nice to them and threat them with respect like those goddesses deserve but they just won't answer my advances, those loving stupid god drat bitches. That's not nearly close enough to jump in and defend them in case some creeper gets too close to their immaculate and sensual forms. But don't insult them with direct eye contact, either: goddesses revel in displays of male inadequacy and obvious subservience, as is fuels their bloodmagic and gynomancy. Groveling is usually your next best bet! Stay vigilant, whitest of knights! 
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Jack Trades posted:I stare at girls from at least 100 meters away, CLEARLY indicating that I'll be very nice to them and threat them with respect like those goddesses deserve but they just won't answer my advances, those loving stupid god drat bitches. Well there's your problem right there Even if you are doing it with respect MenschMaschine fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:gynomancy 
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It's all outlined in this documentary expose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHhaIRevB-Y
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I stand about 5 feet away from ladies but look at them out of the corner of my eye all sneaky like and if they turn away from me I quietly run over and smell their hair then run back like nothing happened because I'm not a creep then if another guy approaches them I breathe really heavily until they go away but most of the time they don't and the lady leaves with the other guy and I am left standing there hyperventilating. loving slut whore bitches
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGYAKCDJdkQ
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Aug 9, 2016 16:27
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Literal video evidence that being a good person still doesn't entitle you to sex.
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The Endbringer posted:I stand about 5 feet away from ladies but look at them out of the corner of my eye all sneaky like and if they turn away from me I quietly run over and smell their hair then run back like nothing happened because I'm not a creep then if another guy approaches them I breathe really heavily until they go away but most of the time they don't and the lady leaves with the other guy and I am left standing there hyperventilating. 
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He wishes he died
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Ratjaculation posted:He wishes he died me too
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KATU BARADA NIKTU.
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subhuman filth posted:me too that he died or you died?
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Why not both?
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Don't die Rat-jack we're in the friend zone
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i'll break free from the friendzone by holding her hair back while she makes out with this guy
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stolen from the idiots of social media thread
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Ratjaculation posted:M'lady goons - Is male idk but I went off on some retard the other week for basically this. like gently caress you bro I have other poo poo I'm doing I don't just sit on my phone with bated breath waiting for anyone to message me so I can reply. "Oh but you read it!" yeah gently caress you maybe I'm driving, maybe I'm just checking notifications, maybe I was about to reply but then something distracted me. The world does not revolve around you it's not even just directed towards women who don't reply instantly, they're literally just morons who go 'but i don't get it why aren't you replying???????' because the only conceivable answer in their mind is that it's about them somehow.
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Cumslut1895 posted:Literally one of the most unpleasant, sad things I've read. still don't see how any of it is funny quote:How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it more. im sorry but that's funny as poo poo
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Ain't it kinda a Yin and yang thang? Like I'd rather be rejected so I can live my life free of ambiguous lingering questions. Some people blow up at rejection though. Neither side can really please the other fully.
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Rejection is like having to stretch out contracted limbs on a patient stuck in a hospital bed for a year. No one involved wants to do it and there's no way to do it that won't hurt like a motherfucker, but it's got to be done if that patient wants any hope of a decent life. Well, sadists/masochists throw that for a loop but as we've seen one thing that tends to mark all Nice Guys is an extremely low pain threshold.
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personally the wondering about it was always way worse than the rejection itself. i always figured 'well so what she says no and i'm in the same boat I'm in now who cares.' doesn't bother me at all if they say no because at least now I know and I'm not pining after you or wondering what could have been. i was def the odd one out with that attitude though though tbf I am a bit of a masochist so idk you might be on to something there
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I was rejected by a girl and then couple days after she came over to my place to watch stranger things, I dont have netflix but she does, so I got that going on for me, which is nice. FREE NETFLIX
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But what is a "table tent"?
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I hate rejection and am a pussy however I'm at least self-aware enough not to demonize women for wanting what they want, same as me
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Totally TWISTED posted:But what is a "table tent"? I thought it was a weird euphemism for boner for a second and was all "wait no that's not right"
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mind the walrus posted:I thought it was a weird euphemism for boner for a second and was all "wait no that's not right" and that man's name was John S Hall
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Totally TWISTED posted:But what is a "table tent"? It's those big rainbow colored tents they put on tables outdoors, to keep the sun off the guests.
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notZaar posted:It's those big rainbow colored tents they put on tables outdoors, to keep the sun off the guests. An umbrella?
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mind the walrus posted:Rejection is like having to stretch out contracted limbs on a patient stuck in a hospital bed for a year. No one involved wants to do it and there's no way to do it that won't hurt like a motherfucker, but it's got to be done if that patient wants any hope of a decent life. I always feel really terrible for those patients  .
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Reading "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" to my daughter, it's immediately apparent that Snape is the classic Nice Guy. He even does some stalking! His unrequited love for Lily causes him to do all kinds of stuff against his own interest, even after she marries some other guy. My wife, who ordinarily is rational and sane and gets why Nice Guys are creepy, thinks to the contrary that Snape's actions are "so romantic." Go figure.
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Totally TWISTED posted:But what is a "table tent"? It's a portable awning that you can unfold and set up outside to shade, say, a few fold-out tables a fair. TABLE TENT???  Someone throws one of these things at a bartender? Who does that?
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Totally TWISTED posted:But what is a "table tent"? goddammit you nerds 
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okay to be fair I spent 3+ years in the food service industry and I didn't know what a table tent was either guess I was in the kitchen though
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rejection sucks and is one of the few things that doesn't get easier the more practice you have with it. here's a great eliot quote (about world of warcraft): quote:But that was only a small part of the reason why I quit. The main reason was the disturbing new player-base. The game got bigger with every new expansion that was released, and as it got bigger, it brought in a vast amount of new players. I noticed that more and more “normal” people who had active and pleasurable social lives were starting to play the game, as the new changes catered to such a crowd. WoW no longer became a sanctuary where I could hide from the evils of the world, because the evils of the world had now followed me there. I saw people bragging online about their sexual experiences with girls... and they used the term “virgin” as an insult to people who were more immersed in the game than them. The insult stung, because it was true. Us virgins did tend to get more immersed in such things, because our real lives were lacking. I couldn’t stand to play WoW knowing that my enemies, the people I hate and envy so much for having sexual lives, were now playing the same game as me. There was no point anymore. I realized what a terrible mistake I made to turn my back on the world again. The world is brutal, and I need to fight for my place in it. My life was at a crucial turning point, and I couldn’t waste any more precious time.
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Moridin920 posted:okay to be fair I spent 3+ years in the food service industry and I didn't know what a table tent was either I always hear about how kitchen folk are hosed up all the time but you must have taken it to another level Groovelord Neato posted:here's a great eliot quote (about world of warcraft): As someone who grew up in the same culture, in relatively the same income bracket, during the same years as this fuckwit can someone please point me to the explicit examples where male virginity was unironically shamed en masse? Did he think American Pie was a documentary?
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