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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I was able to successfully drag a drunkenly incoherent girl back to her own place with a buddy by foot, without either of us getting into trouble... yeah it's a good move to drop acid on the vegas strip.
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Cnut the Great posted:Being a 22-year-old male virgin is definitely something that will get you shamed by people, dude. Obviously it's not as bad as Elliott Rodgers made it out to be, because he was an insane homicidal maniac with a broken brain, but being a male virgin into your twenties is definitely something that will get you mocked by your peers, because it's weird. 22-year old people who are interested in the sex lives of their friends, American masculinity is super homo
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Cnut the Great posted:Being a 22-year-old male virgin is definitely something that will get you shamed by people, dude. Obviously it's not as bad as Elliott Rodgers made it out to be, because he was an insane homicidal maniac with a broken brain, but being a male virgin into your twenties is definitely something that will get you mocked by your peers, because it's weird. I don't know, I wasn't a virgin into my twenties so I can't really say how people reacted to me, but I've never known anyone who gave half a gently caress about another person's sex life and if I had a group of friends that did I'd be creeped out. Anyone I've met in their twenties who did talk about being a virgin--even in confidence--was weird not because they were a virgin but because they gave even the slightest gently caress about being a virgin. Your logic is really recursive too-- "it's weird to be a virgin into your twenties because it's weird." generative grammer posted:22-year old people who are interested in the sex lives of their friends, American masculinity is super homo I must have never noticed how gay American masculinity is due to the avalanche of dicks flopping out at every party in a loosely synchronized vibration with a hum that goes "look at how much pussy juice is on here."
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Cnut the Great posted:Being a 22-year-old male virgin is definitely something that will get you shamed by people, dude. Obviously it's not as bad as Elliott Rodgers made it out to be, because he was an insane homicidal maniac with a broken brain, but being a male virgin into your twenties is definitely something that will get you mocked by your peers, because it's weird. If people actually care whether or not you're a virgin, they're either a virgin themselves or their sex life is so unfulfilling that they need to mock those who haven't done it.
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I know guy who was a virgin at 22 until he moved to South Korea and now he gets laid. He always said he preferred Asian birds and that's why he didn't lose it before. He was always super chill about it even when we ribbed him. It didn't make him outwardly bitter and he never want on nice guy diatribes despite being a frequent Reddit poster. Basically the moral of the story is that virgins could be anyone and you need to be constantly vigilant.
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CubanMissile posted:It's not like you have to tell anyone and unless you look like the gooniest goon, no one is ever going to ask. Tell that to my co-workers 
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DOOP posted:Tell that to my co-workers What kind of bullshit dead end do you work at? That's pretty drat unprofessional
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Ocrassus posted:I know guy who was a virgin at 22 until he moved to South Korea and now he gets laid. He always said he preferred Asian birds and that's why he didn't lose it before. He was always super chill about it even when we ribbed him. It didn't make him outwardly bitter and he never want on nice guy diatribes despite being a frequent Reddit poster. please do not gently caress birds
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He took "virginity is for the birds" a bit too literally
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KomodoWagon posted:What kind of bullshit dead end do you work at? That's pretty drat unprofessional "DOOP, when are you getting a girlfriend?" "DOOP, when did you get last get pussy? Worlds worst chemical plant
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DOOP posted:"DOOP, when are you getting a girlfriend?" When you work with this breed of dude you're not supposed to answer them honestly, you're supposed to be like "ask your mom/girlfriend/wife when I last got pussy" and other such crude jokes. Or say "I don't know, what time is it?" like you just finished having sex earlier that day. If you already told them you never get laid you've already blown it and should just get a different job.
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Troposphere posted:please do not gently caress birds You might be able to do an ostrich without causing it any permanent harm. I don't know if they have those in Asia. Cassowaries, maybe? But they'd just tear you to pieces.
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IT BURNS posted:Can we go back to talking about Elliot Rodger and his manifesto? Thats hosed up dude, why would you read that.
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KomodoWagon posted:You might be able to do an ostrich without causing it any permanent harm. I don't know if they have those in Asia. Cassowaries, maybe? But they'd just tear you to pieces. Where do Emus fit in on your "bird fuckability" scale?
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mind the walrus posted:Where do Emus fit in on your "bird fuckability" scale? Right at the very top  But they're not exactly Asian.
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Cnut the Great posted:Being a 22-year-old male virgin is definitely something that will get you shamed by people, dude...being a male virgin into your twenties is definitely something that will get you mocked by your peers, because it's weird. Hang out with evangelical Christians. Even into their mid-20's they're crazy competitive when they're bragging about what nonsexual, inexperienced virgins they are. My brother went out with this super Christian girl for a while and when her and some of her friends were around, the slightest off-color joke or statement would devolve the whole conversation into a humblebragging circle jerk of who knew the least about sex. American college girls acting like they were so naive that they had no clue what a blow job was even though they were in high school during the Clinton presidency. The funniest thing was one of her male friends saying he didn't know how any guy could ever enjoy getting a blow job because he wouldn't his wife to have to do something so dirty with the "same mouth she prays with" but then he looked at every girl in the room, one after another, I guess to see if there was anyone who wanted to try and change his mind.
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I wonder how dating will look 10 years from now? VR first dates so there's no rape chances ?
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Mr. 47 posted:You joke but, yeah. I have been. I'm not joking I would legit be offended, rape would never cross my mind and I would be doing a nice thing walking a drunk home, and then to be accused of being a rapist
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I was merely slipping an alka setzer into m'ladys drink so she would not have heartburn later, how dare you accuse me of anything sinister
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Decebal posted:I wonder how dating will look 10 years from now? VR first dates so there's no rape chances ? Humans will reproduce in a complicated mating dance involving dank memes. The male with the rarest Pepes will reproduce, the one who still posts Doge will be consigned to the dustbin of genetic history.
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I was once accused of being a papist I was walking my friend home after she had a bit too much blood of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
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I'm so angry I want to rape someone
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mind the walrus posted:Where do Emus fit in on your "bird fuckability" scale? Well behind storks.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I was once accused of being a papist Brings new meaning to the term "mackerel snapper."
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I was once accused of being a papist never cry pape wolf
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Don Tacorleone posted:I'm not joking I would legit be offended, rape would never cross my mind and I would be doing a nice thing walking a drunk home, and then to be accused of being a rapist Stop throwing table tents at people
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KomodoWagon posted:Stop throwing table tents at people I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS
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Don Tacorleone posted:I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS Dude, it's like one of those tiny 1:10 scale tents they have at the camping section so you can see what you're getting before you buy. I collect them.
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That RapeX condom seems like a good idea for the ladies that think "possible rape?" every time they see a dude. Those spikes look nasty as hell !
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But you still get raped. Honestly, you should just have a gun My uncle bought me a stun gun and a taser, and offered to buy me a gun. I still don't have a gun though, I don't really know how to use them. Also I have stun gun And a taser and some good knives
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Decebal posted:That RapeX condom seems like a good idea for the ladies that think "possible rape?" every time they see a dude. Those spikes look nasty as hell ! It's a good way to enrage your rapist and get killed
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KomodoWagon posted:It's a good way to enrage your rapist and get killed Having 10 spikes through your dick will incapacitate anyone I would assume.
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^ lolno. If it targeted the nads, then maybe. But it just pisses you off more if it's the shaft. It was very much so designed, IMO, by someone who doesn't get how male anatomy works.Decebal posted:That RapeX condom seems like a good idea for the ladies that think "possible rape?" every time they see a dude. Those spikes look nasty as hell ! I'm curious if anyone did any statistics, as to if there was any kind of change at all with that thing during South African World Cup, or if it was just, sadly, business as usual. I assume the latter. CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Aug 10, 2016 |
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Decebal posted:That RapeX condom seems like a good idea for the ladies that think "possible rape?" every time they see a dude. Those spikes look nasty as hell ! honestly those things seem like a great way to get murdered Decebal posted:Having 10 spikes through your dick will incapacitate anyone I would assume. depending on the length of the spikes and the damage they did, he might bleed out or go into shock. but def not before smashing your face to pieces in an adrenaline fueled rage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TeooZByFJk
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the sad part is if that dude got a better haircut, some contacts (or better looking frames), and some eyebrow trimming he'd be fine. I can also see a sheen of grease coming from his face that he should maybe take care of. I know tons of white girls who looooove Asian dudes and that guy isn't any more or less attractive than most. just needs to loving take care of himself e: and throw all his wifebeaters away because that ain't a good look for him
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Moridin920 posted:e: and throw all his wifebeaters away because that ain't a good look for him Actually I like that part the most - at least it's the most honest.
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yeah but you just know that if you saw him in real life you'd be able to see the yellow sweat stains on it from 20 feet away
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New pick-up technique for guys who just need to get laid Put the roofie in your own drink, and then the girl will take advantage of you!
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Pick posted:But you still get raped. Honestly, you should just have a gun Get a gun! The self defense classes and target practice are fun. I carry one about 90%of the time, but it's more from being worried about being mugged than being raped. Which kind of tasers do you have? The projectile ones are legit, but I'm pretty leery of one that you have to be within arm's length to use, because then any confrontation turns back into a contest of strength when they try to take it away from you. That's why even though I usually have a knife, and I've taken classes on how to use them defensively, it's still my last ditch choice.
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