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Right now the scene is cutting to average American family starting a normal day with no idea of what is about to happen. http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-serbia-archaeology-magic-idUKKCN10K13L quote:Archaeologists are trying to decipher magic spells etched onto tiny rolls of gold and silver that they found alongside skeletons of humans buried almost 2,000 years ago. Archaeologists always going around unearthing ancient evils. What a bunch of assholes.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:10 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:22 |
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I hope the demons come to your house first and kill you so that you don't post any more threads
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:10 |
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Archeology is cool ! Ancient humans sometimes seem like another species. Why is backwards time travel impossible
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:37 |
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2 spooky 4 me!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:40 |
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What kind of douchebag uses the Greek alphabet to write Aramaic
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:40 |
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if i am not mistaken we have a resident posting expert in ancient scrolls
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:52 |
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KomodoWagon posted:What kind of douchebag uses the Greek alphabet to write Aramaic an Aramaic that wants to cast Greek spells. hes taking cross-class penalties
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:56 |
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they're finding out that serbians were teabagged by demons in the 4th century and this surprises them? wtf everyone got teabagged by demons then
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:02 |
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If I remember my ancient magic class from college, a lot of what's written is going to be completely nonsensical garbage syllables. What they can decipher will be either "Help me to to laid with this one fly honey", "Make this not fly honey's tits fall off," "make sure Steve can't testify against me in court and if he tries make him poo poo himself," Or, my personal favorite, an elaborate divine revenge fantasy against an opposing team's chariot racer, featuring an exhaustive list of the racer's anatomy along with the horrific injury each body part should sustain. It was probably left by a rich person because I bet it cost more to leave your magic spell with dead people than dead puppies that sometimes got used.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:03 |
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quote:Archaeologists are trying to decipher magic spells etched onto tiny rolls of gold and silver that they found alongside skeletons of humans buried almost 2,000 years ago.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:06 |
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This was the second to last one. ALL HAIL THE GREAT SLEEPER! Awaken soon o Sleeper! Please!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:12 |
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KomodoWagon posted:What kind of douchebag uses the Greek alphabet to write Aramaic Same kind of douchebag that uses the Latin alphabet to write English. We're all douchebags.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:35 |
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Rad Gravity posted:Same kind of douchebag that uses the Latin alphabet to write English. Stop appropriating Latin culture you Saxon scum !
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:40 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Right now the scene is cutting to average American family starting a normal day with no idea of what is about to happen. Watch the archeologists start another war.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:45 |
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Oh god do we have to assemble a rag tag team of villains and implant bombs in them as our only hope of stopping this evil? Because that would suck.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:46 |
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Serbs aren't muslims right, but good orthodox christians ? Bless the One True Apostolic Church !
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:11 |
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muahahahaha careful what you wiiish for!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:14 |
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i don't really think the 4th century can or should be considered "almost 2000 years ago" so really everything this dumb author wrote is suspect
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:19 |
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Nathilus posted:This was the second to last one. ALL HAIL THE GREAT SLEEPER! Awaken soon o Sleeper! Please!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:20 |
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immediately the doors of hell opened https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/763061508729430016
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:26 |
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Finally, all my HAIL SATANing won't be going to waste. I hope the skeletons wake up and go on a skeleton spree.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:24 |
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AZIZ! LIGHT! ...thank you Aziz.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:30 |
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We're all dead now thanks to OP. Thanks, OP! Idiot.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:33 |
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Kuato posted:We're all dead now thanks to OP. Thanks, OP! Idiot.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:45 |
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This sounds more like a genie setup than demon summoning, we'll be fine.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:46 |
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Zombie Boat posted:Finally, all my HAIL SATANing won't be going to waste. Watch out because there's a skeleton..... inside you!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:46 |
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after years of careful study, we have almost deciphered the message I'M G_Y
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:12 |
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2,000 years from now archaeologists will uncover this thread. What will they think?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:25 |
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Ramulack posted:2,000 years from now archaeologists will uncover this thread. Mods knew
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:29 |
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e: oops!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:31 |
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i want to meet pazuzu
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:32 |
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Wamdoodle posted:Watch out because there's a skeleton..... Oh geez oh man
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:40 |
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Zorodius posted:after years of careful study, we have almost deciphered the message - Fascinating.....
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:45 |
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Bonus points for the Serbian archaeologist in the Adidas tracksuit.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:47 |
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2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 16:30 |
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guess they included spells of distant travel
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:31 |
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Tupac rap magic
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:32 |
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Darkest dungeon sequel looking good.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:35 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:i want to meet pazuzu when your dude shows you that morning boner.
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has dad gay been consulted about the scrolls
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