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I make whore bitches pay the entire bill, and my gas money for the privilege of them getting to spend time with me. I also make them work for all the household money when I trick them into a long term relationship because I need to masturbate to hentai at least 6 hours a day.
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Moridin920 posted:to pay for everything (ie split bill) or you don't expect them to pay? Because those are two different statements and at first you said "when its the girl who asks me out I don't expect them to pay. That would be stupid of me and they'd probably think its stupid as well." I'll let u solve this puzzle yourself
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Carmant posted:I'll let u solve this one yourself I'll assume you meant the first one then I guess bc that makes more sense.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:13
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Mak0rz posted:dude really loved loving the farts out of his wife's butt What's worse is that, according to an English major friend of mine, Nora was illiterate when he started sending her these letters, so she'd have to go find someone at the hotel she worked at, and they'd be read out loud for all the girls there to hear. Quite the guy, that Joyce, and Nora loved him anyways.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:13
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Carmant posted:When it's the girl who asks me out I don't expect them to pay for everything. I dated a girl for a while who invited me to a restaurant with her friends. I was driving so I wasn't drinking, meanwhile they put hundreds of dollars on alcohol. At the end they split the bill equally and this girl took our part and paid for it. She just said, "I invited you,", which I thought was pretty cool.
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit: WGBS Channel 4 - Your local news leader > Dating protocol in a post-patriarch society
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I usually pay if I invite someone out, turns out this insults some people 
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Aug 12, 2016 00:21
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Pick posted:I usually pay if I invite someone out, turns out this insults some people hah! I've known guys who would get insulted if the girl opened her own door to get out of the car. Never understood that. Edit: I actually went out with a girl once who would NOT open her own door and would wait forever for me to go and do it.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:24
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rgocs posted:Edit: I actually went out with a girl once who would NOT open her own door and would wait forever for me to go and do it. same, she stopped when I left her in the car and walked into the store because I wasn't paying attention
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Aug 12, 2016 00:32
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is she dressed all loving awesome? Open the drat door. is she in a hoodie and jeans, she'll most likely open her own door, but if she doesnt Open the drat door.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:34
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Pick posted:I usually pay if I invite someone out, turns out this insults some people I think I figured it out. You complain about men because all of the ones you date are retards.
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Chomp8645 posted:I think I figured it out. You complain about men because all of the ones you date are retards. I need to know if this is so. Because Pick's comments have made me fear for the future of my 10 month-old daughter. I don't know if I need to make her a nun, put her into self-defense kickboxing lessons as soon as she can walk, or hope nuclear armageddon happens before she starts dating. rgocs fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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Aug 12, 2016 00:39
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moridin itt trying to figure out how to pay a bill on a date was the most demonstrative way he could of displayed his social skills
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Aug 12, 2016 00:40
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Toph Bei Fong posted:What's worse is that, according to an English major friend of mine, Nora was illiterate when he started sending her these letters, so she'd have to go find someone at the hotel she worked at, and they'd be read out loud for all the girls there to hear. loving lol this is the first I've ever heard this detail.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:46
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rgocs posted:I need to know if this is so. Because Pick's comments have made me fear for the future of my 10 month-old daughter. I don't know if I need to make her a nun, put her into self-defense kickboxing lessons as soon as she can walk, or hope nuclear armageddon happens before she starts dating. Just make sure she's not a goon
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Aug 12, 2016 00:47
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The discussion about not knowing if someone likes you or not a few pages back made me think of this song (starts around :40): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tctfq4tplQ4 If certain girls don't look at you It means that they like you a lot If other girls don't look at you It just means they're ignoring you How can you know, how can you know? Which is which, who's doing what? I guess that you can ask 'em Which one are you, baby? Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
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rgocs posted:I need to know if this is so. Because Pick's comments have made me fear for the future of my 10 month-old daughter. I don't know if I need to make her a nun, put her into self-defense kickboxing lessons as soon as she can walk, or hope nuclear armageddon happens before she starts dating. If you aren't raising her in the Midwest/South then you've probably done your job.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:49
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Nun of this would have happened if one of them was a nun - Nun Nuts
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Chomp8645 posted:I think I figured it out. You complain about men because all of the ones you date are retards. Well not on purpose!
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notZaar posted:Just make sure she's not a goon Chomp8645 posted:If you aren't raising her in the Midwest/South then you've probably done your job. So far, so good then.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:51
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lol that dinner is too formal just go to a taco place or something
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also lol that dudes would get offended at getting taken out to dinner one of the reasons i ended up dumping my ex is because she kept on telling me she had literally no money and all she wanted to do was sit at home and watch netflix. whenever we went out, i had to go pay for it
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SneakyFrog posted:is she dressed all loving awesome? Maybe the first few dates, if she's into that. But not ALL the time. All the other women I dated would've told me to gently caress off had I told them to wait so I would open their door to get out*. I would only do in a playful mode for special occasions, e.g. if going to a fancy wedding and I was wearing a tuxedo. To each their own I guess. Edit: * to get out. Getting in was no problem as we were probably already walking together and it's fine if she's in the car first.
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Aug 12, 2016 01:01
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i open the door for everyone because thats how i was raised lol at whoever gets indignant because someone shows them an ounce of common courtesy
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Aug 12, 2016 01:02
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if I see someone coming ill hold the door because why wouldn't you not trying to open the car door tho
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Blue Train posted:if I see someone coming ill hold the door because why wouldn't you yeah this is p weird just open the building door
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Business Gorillas posted:i open the door for everyone because thats how i was raised I once went out with my then girlfriend, and a friend of hers with her boyfriend. As we arrived to the car, I naturally opened the the door for both of them (my gf and her friend) and this girl's boyfriend threw a tantrum I couldn't believe. He had some takeout with him and once inside the car he said something angrily to his gf and threw the food out the window. Apparently he was angry at her because why did she let ME open the door and not wait for HIM to do it. Edit: also, he was 30 and the rest of us were ~20. Dude had issues. rgocs fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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Women who offer to split even though they don't have to are the real MVPs.
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Aug 12, 2016 02:19
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lazorexplosion posted:Women who offer to split even though they don't have to are the real MVPs. I've had two dates where the woman straight up paid the  whole bill!
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Aug 12, 2016 02:27
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an old guy once rented out a restaurant for dinner with me It was one of my most unhappy experiences, and no one seems to understand how stressful it was  Admittedly I don't like s guy to pay a big bill unless I see him as someone I would gently caress in the short or medium term :/
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Aug 12, 2016 02:55
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haha you're fucken dumb hey ladies feel free to rent out a restaurant for me anytime thx
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Aug 12, 2016 02:58
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i'm sure my girlfriend would pay the bill more often except i'm too busy straight up exploiting her sick bartending skillz at my house parties
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roymorrison posted:haha you're fucken dumb hey ladies feel free to rent out a restaurant for me anytime thx ok but you gotta wear this captain's hat and dip your fingers into this chum bucket first because this is a Red Lobster and i have a thing for fishmen.
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Moridin920 posted:I'll assume you meant the first one then I guess bc that makes more sense. Please don't talk to Carmant he is a little slow
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roymorrison posted:haha you're fucken dumb hey ladies feel free to rent out a restaurant for me anytime thx He's over twice my age and he tricked me, we were just talking about soufflés and he offered to take me somewhere that made the best soufflés, it wasn't until I got there I even realized it was going to be a whole big thing . gently caress you guys
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Aug 12, 2016 03:21
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Renting an entire restaurant for an attempt at a simple date is definitely a creative take on the "nice guy spends creepily socially inappropriate amount of money on gifts for a woman as if it buys affection" thing.
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Pick posted:He's over twice my age and he tricked me, we were just talking about soufflés and he offered to take me somewhere that made the best soufflés, it wasn't until I got there I even realized it was going to be a whole big thing . gently caress you guys So how was the souffle?
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Pick posted:He's over twice my age and he tricked me, we were just talking about soufflés and he offered to take me somewhere that made the best soufflés, it wasn't until I got there I even realized it was going to be a whole big thing . gently caress you guys It's ok Pick. I get it, and it's very awkward. I'm not being ironic
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Pick posted:He's over twice my age and he tricked me, we were just talking about soufflés and he offered to take me somewhere that made the best soufflés, it wasn't until I got there I even realized it was going to be a whole big thing . gently caress you guys This is good, but I think the date where the guy took you to the lecture on historical pickling techniques is the best one.
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