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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mike-o posted:

I typed up a long dumb care post and then deleted it so I'll just summarize: I've got a lot of loving issues that I know most of you are more than aware and have experienced yourselves, and I'm sorry for making GBS threads up the thread dudes. I miss my Iraq war buddies, and I'm never going to be closer to anyone in my life than any of them because of what we went through, so yeah I've got a lot of very strong feelings about all that. Again, sorry for the dumb gay meltdown because of sad/angry brains.

Please post more nukes because gently caress this gay earth.

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iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

I've physically been on/around both where that cannon was emplaced and where the detonation was

getting to spend a day driving around the NTS/NNSA was pretty cool

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mike-o posted:

I typed up a long dumb care post and then deleted it so I'll just summarize: I've got a lot of loving issues that I know most of you are more than aware and have experienced yourselves, and I'm sorry for making GBS threads up the thread dudes. I miss my Iraq war buddies, and I'm never going to be closer to anyone in my life than any of them because of what we went through, so yeah I've got a lot of very strong feelings about all that. Again, sorry for the dumb gay meltdown because of sad/angry brains.

Please post more nukes because gently caress this gay earth.

You're good dude. None of that was you.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Mike-o you're a good dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHRLEMTsLyA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b3y_LUfnRA

Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Aug 15, 2016

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare


:siren: nuclear lunch detected :siren:

Also it's not an explosion but here's that good 'ol demon core :q:




This however is an explosion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGhWB2px99g

Giddy up guys, let's run at an atomic detonation

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

For such a smart guy Slotin was kind of a retard.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

For such a smart guy Slotin was kind of a retard.

It also killed Harry Daghlian

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Daghlian

quote:

During an experiment on August 21, 1945, Daghlian was attempting to build a neutron reflector manually by stacking a set of 4.4-kilogram (9.7 lb) tungsten carbide bricks in an incremental fashion around a plutonium core. The purpose of the neutron reflector was to reduce the mass required for the plutonium core to attain criticality.[5] He was moving the final brick over the assembly, but neutron counters alerted Daghlian to the fact that the addition of that brick would render the system supercritical. As he withdrew his hand, he inadvertently dropped the brick onto the center of the assembly. Since the assembly was nearly in the critical state, the accidental addition of that brick caused the reaction to go immediately into the prompt supercritical region of neutronic behavior. This resulted in a criticality accident.[5]

Daghlian reacted immediately after dropping the brick and attempted to knock the brick off the assembly without success. He was forced to disassemble part of the tungsten-carbide pile in order to halt the reaction

Don't manhandle nuclear cores.

Also, listen to Fermi when he says you will be dead within a year if you tinker with nuclear cores with your bare hands.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Aug 15, 2016

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
We need more above ground testing so NASA can shoot it with that bad rear end new HDR camera they used on a rocket.

Also a red camera shooting at 4k & 120fps :flashfap:

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Aug 15, 2016

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Re: war crime slapfight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QZgH1eP2o

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

No that's the UN in South Sudan

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

This one looks like the footage from the 700kt A-bomb the Brits were hoping would exceed a megaton in order to dupe the public that they already had the H-bomb, when they hadn't.
They were scrambling to produce enough tritium, but in their haste, they hosed up their nuclear facility at Windscale.

Speaking of Windscale, this is the hilarious setup of that plant.



"That's right. Let's just ramrod fuel elements in aluminum-finned casings through a giant air-cooled graphite core and have them drop into a little water basin on the other side?
No, we don't need air filters for the giant chimney. What? Some douchebag is making us install huge filters anyway? Let's call the filters something that mocks his name then, boy will he feel stupid when the graphite core never catches fire.
We need to convert fuel quicker? gently caress it, let's just make the casing of the fuel elements thinner so they get hotter, what could possibly go wrong.
What's that? Elements got stuck and caught fire? Turn up the fan, we'll just blow the fire out.
Okay, so turning up the fan made the fire spread, let's douse it in water, blazing uranium/aluminium really likes water."

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Aug 15, 2016

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

This one looks like the footage from the 700kt A-bomb the Brits were hoping would exceed a megaton in order to dupe the public that they already had the H-bomb, when they hadn't.
They were scrambling to produce enough tritium, but in their haste, they hosed up their nuclear facility at Windscale.

Speaking of Windscale, this is the hilarious setup of that plant.



"That's right. Let's just ramrod fuel elements in aluminum-finned casings through a giant air-cooled graphite core and have them drop into a little water basin on the other side?
No, we don't need air filters for the giant chimney. What? Some douchebag is making us install huge filters anyway? Let's call the filters something that mocks his name then, boy will he feel stupid when the graphite core never catches fire.
We need to convert fuel quicker? gently caress it, let's just make the casing of the fuel elements thinner so they get hotter, what could possibly go wrong.
What's that? Elements got stuck and caught fire? Turn up the fan, we'll just blow the fire out.
Okay, so turning up the fan made the fire spread, let's douse it in water, blazing uranium/aluminium really likes water."

Windscale has the best understatement ever from the guy who had to open the inspection hatch and see if it was still on fire: "I went up to check several times until I was satisfied that the fire was out. I did stand to one side, sort of hopefully, but if you're staring straight at the core of a shut down reactor you're going to get quite a bit of radiation."

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Windscale has the best understatement ever from the guy who had to open the inspection hatch and see if it was still on fire: "I went up to check several times until I was satisfied that the fire was out. I did stand to one side, sort of hopefully, but if you're staring straight at the core of a shut down reactor you're going to get quite a bit of radiation."

Amazingly that dude is still alive and well as of a year or two ago.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
The best thing about that documentary is the nonchalant way the Brits are talking about their one-on-one with a no-poo poo-molten-down graphite reactor with burning fuel elements.

"Bit of a blaze, covering looked a wee bit dodgy."

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
The Fight for Falluja | 360 VR Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ar0UkmID6s

Not really much combat footage but an interesting video nonetheless.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Hell cannon projectile nearly hits drone.

About 35 seconds in.

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE1UH4LNMD0&t=26s

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Nukechat and rocketchat combine forces!

Back in the 70s, the US put together a pretty decent ABM system. It had two parts; the exoatmospheric interceptor, Spartan, could reach altitude over 500 km and had a 5 megaton W71 warhead. It was the sane member of the family.

Sprint was Spartan's little brother.
The W66 warhead on Sprint was a neutron bomb (everyone's favorite); intended to kill incoming warheads through ridiculous neutron flux. As it was designed to engage incoming warheads well within the atmosphere (wiki says 1500-30000m), Sprint needed very good acceleration and speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXtgTVMcuA


They also tested HiBEX, which could accelerate at 400gs and would have intercepted warheads at very low altitude;

quote:

HIBEX was designed for low level intercept of entry vehicles below 3 km altitude within 2 seconds of launch. Hibex' neutron-generating warhead would disable the fissile core of the incoming enemy re-entry vehicle. It would also kill all living things within a 5 km radius of detonation.
http://www.astronautix.com/h/hibex.html

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

LostCosmonaut posted:

Nukechat and rocketchat combine forces!

Back in the 70s, the US put together a pretty decent ABM system. It had two parts; the exoatmospheric interceptor, Spartan, could reach altitude over 500 km and had a 5 megaton W71 warhead. It was the sane member of the family.

Sprint was Spartan's little brother.
The W66 warhead on Sprint was a neutron bomb (everyone's favorite); intended to kill incoming warheads through ridiculous neutron flux. As it was designed to engage incoming warheads well within the atmosphere (wiki says 1500-30000m), Sprint needed very good acceleration and speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXtgTVMcuA


They also tested HiBEX, which could accelerate at 400gs and would have intercepted warheads at very low altitude;

http://www.astronautix.com/h/hibex.html

Sprint was such a cool device: Mach 10 in 5 seconds and 100G of acceleration.



AT&T Documentary on ABMs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARx2-wRn9-Y

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Aug 19, 2016

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


I read someone describe a missile launch as it not really looking like a launch, the missile "just hosed off" and that definitely describes a Sprint launch pretty well.

quote:

HIBEX was designed for low level intercept of entry vehicles below 3 km altitude within 2 seconds of launch. Hibex' neutron-generating warhead would disable the fissile core of the incoming enemy re-entry vehicle. It would also kill all living things within a 5 km radius of detonation.

diminishing_returns.txt

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

For force protection it's totally worth it tho. The peeps living near silos were as good as dead regardless.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


evil_bunnY posted:

For force protection it's totally worth it tho. The peeps living near silos were as good as dead regardless.

Ah, I was wondering about that, since I wasn't sure what airburst height would've been, but it didn't seem like it could've been all that much less than 3km since Hiroshima and Nagasaki apparently were 1800 feet, giving a pretty small interception window. Antiforce would mean groundburst, so you get a couple more hundred meters to nuke the nuke in. That's interesting / insane.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

evil_bunnY posted:

For force protection it's totally worth it tho. The peeps living near silos were as good as dead regardless.

Not to mention most of those silos are in the middle of a field somewhere, there may only be one house within 5km.

Not like it mattered, Safeguard was operational for all of 5 months.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

LostCosmonaut posted:

Nukechat and rocketchat combine forces!

Back in the 70s, the US put together a pretty decent ABM system. It had two parts; the exoatmospheric interceptor, Spartan, could reach altitude over 500 km and had a 5 megaton W71 warhead. It was the sane member of the family.

Sprint was Spartan's little brother.
The W66 warhead on Sprint was a neutron bomb (everyone's favorite); intended to kill incoming warheads through ridiculous neutron flux. As it was designed to engage incoming warheads well within the atmosphere (wiki says 1500-30000m), Sprint needed very good acceleration and speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXtgTVMcuA


They also tested HiBEX, which could accelerate at 400gs and would have intercepted warheads at very low altitude;

http://www.astronautix.com/h/hibex.html

I've always loved this anecdote about the SAFEGUARD radar software: http://www.nuclearabms.info/Computers.html

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Not a nuke, but still


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMs4IJQVRYM

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



For some dumb reason I didn't check out the video until today...

:stare::fh:

drgitlin posted:

I've always loved this anecdote about the SAFEGUARD radar software: http://www.nuclearabms.info/Computers.html

quote:

Hey! Now we can save Pittsburgh!"

You could have left it at 651.

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEqj_keW0vQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlQ4K5DbSq0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k6IloNu5z4&t=7s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT7CW179iOQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJhKkiTvtxg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDuDxwnip6w

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Genocide Tendency posted:

You could have left it at 651.

:boom:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


That went from complacent to negligent real fast.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That went from complacent to negligent real fast.

Yep. Holy gently caress.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That went from complacent to negligent real fast.

Full loving retard.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Who knew that Marines could make art not involving dicks?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Naked Bear posted:

Who knew that Marines could make art not involving dicks?



Bullets are very phallic. So no.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

oh my god I just saw a platoon get annihilated

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I'm the guy standing there holding my finger up after eating 2 rockets.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

The first few minutes of the apocalypse are going to be really pretty

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Also, anyone want to guess the combined amount of disgusting potbellied contractors with Filipino "wives" were present at those tests?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That went from inshallah to mashallah real fast.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

There's certainly a whoooole lotta past-tense happening in the clip.


...and I enjoyed every second of it.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That went from complacent to negligent real fast.

Yeah :catstare:

On the other hand,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx6A78MxTp8

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