Colostomy Bag posted:Nah, mission accomplished. They just wanted to show that Itanium wasn't that bad in comparison to this debacle.
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Achamp posted:Are we still...? I know I am
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"AMDfan42"
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Pretty sure Intel is the new hotness at CIG.
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No, for real. How the gently caress do you program a console app for Windows in such a way that it fails catastrophically if the console font is set “too large”?!
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Flarpy posted:This all seems so cheap and lame that I must wonder if they're frantically digging their escape tunnel in the secret Robert Space Industries "press room".
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Tippis posted:No, for real. are you admitting you don't understand this development??
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Nation posted:are you admitting you don't understand this development?? I admit to not understanding “this”. I refuse to call it “development”. I am genuinely shocked that they even managed to make such a thing happen.
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Tippis posted:No, for real. This is just another example of how groundbreaking and truly revolutionary Star Citizen is. No other developer has ever done this before!
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For tomorrow can you guys watching the stream post more pictures?
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thatguy posted:For tomorrow can you guys watching the stream post more pictures? Of what? Fat bearded nerdy dudes hanging around the CIG booth?
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Tippis posted:No, for real. Yeah, I have no idea. It must require doing something ridiculously pointless.
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Star Citizen: come watch a tickling time-bomb
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SurfaceDetail posted:Theres....other......more explicit things than the tickle videos that Derek et al doesn't want to post. Well go on then, this isn't twitter, post those explicit things already
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Flarpy posted:Yeah, I have no idea. It must require doing something ridiculously pointless. my guess is that since the console app has an asci picture they added, to make the picture "look right" they had to play with default fonts that causes client side issues with standard default font size on the user end im talking out of my rear end but somehow, i know im right i just fixed it for you cig delete your stupid asci pic so as not to force out new players
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Madcosby posted:They make millions a month from the same fanbase each month. They dont need new people, they can drain the old That's what I'm saying. This whole thing is a smoke screen for the backers they're milking. Nobody at Gamescom is impressed by this shitshow. This show isn't for new customers. It's only because if they don't show up and do their little song and dance, then their cash cow will dry up faster than Donovan at the end of The Last Crusade.
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thatguy posted:For tomorrow can you guys watching the stream post more pictures? Just a reminder: CIG's preparation for the five days of streaming is so bad today they literally had only two working headsets, one of which was fused to Jared, so the streamers had to lend theirs whenever somebody from the studio came to say hi.
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SelenicMartian posted:Of black screens? And one of their cameras was taped to the wall.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The problem with Elite is that you know what you're going to get, but what you're going to get sucks unless you're a very specific type of sperg. The one thing that Elite lacks more than anything else is player agency. You can't really do anything or influence anyone significant. The entire org game is based around manipulating a background simulation so that factions which you have no real allegiance to take over systems you have no influence in. This is intentional, but unfortunately it's also not terribly accessible. It takes all of the drudgery of EVE while leaving out the reward of actually accomplishing anything aside from manipulating a few numbers. Their latest community events are pushing people into an emerging new civilization bubble and an insider claimed that the point was to have a player run bubble a big distance from npc space. Now nothings been confirmed yet but it was supposed to be mentioned in this gamescom. Engineers was basically a huge change to how you could individualize your ship and a poo poo ton of equipment doesn't make sense unless you plan to pvp (Warp stall mines, shells that push people off course making orientating yourself to jump harder) They need to add a whole lot more ways for people to communicate, make organizations, etc and they are apparently working on it.
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Tippis posted:No, for real. This is honestly the thing today from CiG that I'm most impressed by, Gamescom and all. I'd guess at some bizarrely hardcoded values somewhere? Madcosby posted:my guess is that since the console app has an asci picture they added, to make the picture "look right" they had to play with default fonts Oh yeah, this is a good guess. Zakutambah fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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his nibs posted:I know I am The guy just seemed like he wanted to be tickled. What's wrong with that? Four grown men into tickling while another man films.
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SelenicMartian posted:Of black screens? Want to bet that they didn't actually bring any headsets because they didn't think of it and that, aside from Lando who knew this and brought his own, everyone made the sensible (and therefore incorrect) assumption that CIG would provide some?
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Matlock Birthmark posted:Well that sucks, the video is now private. I'm an idiot move on please his nibs fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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I guess I'm a pessimist for seeing the presentation as 95% empty, good thing this guy is Optimistic enough to see it as
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"The Faithful" God drat, this isn't a scam after all, is it? If they were looking to collect millions from credulous nerds and then vanish, they wouldn't go to all this trouble and expense. If it were me, I'd just pay some artists to make some gorgeous pre-rendered footage, pay a shill streamer to show it, and coast on promises. Based on the day 1 stream... I think Chris really blindly believes in the project, and everyone is too cowed to tell the emperor his dick is out. Which is the true tragedy here. I've seen the same pattern with bitcoin and jonestown and MRAs and Islamic State. There's not too much mental disconnect between a suicide bomber, someone who lost his kids' college fund to a bitcoin ponzi, and that farmer who was like "Well I know StarCit might destroy me but " This... is becoming profoundly sad.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I guess I'm a pessimist for seeing the presentation as 95% empty, good thing this guy is Optimistic enough to see it as I wonder if he will change his name to "Intelfan42".
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That's a goon
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Skippy Granola posted:"The Faithful" Spoiler: a goon posted that
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Wafflz posted:That's a goon Oh thank God for that. Depressive rant cheerfully withdrawn You clever goons
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Wafflz posted:That's a goon It's me
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Madcosby posted:my guess is that since the console app has an asci picture they added, to make the picture "look right" they had to play with default fonts Yeah, that is probably it. Pointless indeed, like are they razor 1911?
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D1E posted:Of what? Fat bearded nerdy dudes hanging around the CIG booth? SelenicMartian posted:Of black screens?
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Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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Star Citizen: Sunk Cost Galaxy is still the best title that's ever been suggested in this thread.
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Flarpy posted:Yeah, that is probably it. Pointless indeed, like are they razor 1911? No. The razor guys knew how to use a debugger.
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Maybe they're trying a new approach where everything is so boring that we don't have anything to make fun of.
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Give the man figure a feather.
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Barn Folk posted:So what is the ratio of money spent on this show to how much money it is bringing in? I imagine that a normal game would spend money to advertise at Gamescom to bring in even more money down the line. Normal game companies use events as a way to access the media and the public, either showcasing upcoming projects (Call of Duty) or reinvigorating interest in existing IP (Overwatch). The entire point is to connect people with stakeholders and get the right eyeballs on the product. That drums up interest resulting in media exposure, articles, and from an industry perspective connections. At this point you're putting yourself in direct competition with everyone else, and usually the interest is on the product and not the pitch. Oh hey Elite is doing a stream as well.
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SelenicMartian posted:Give the man figure a feather.
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