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Wrestlers are stupid but the WWE deserves zero benefit of the doubt. This should be fun.
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I bought $5 clearance John Cena workout shirts because I never give up an unfair amount of money for clothing
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VJeff posted:I bought an Ambrose shirt at Raw back in July and it's sooooooooooooooooo uncomfortable.
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oatgan posted:He's from the UK he doesn't know what it's like over here im uk too and i think WWE shirts are way too thick like wearing a whole skin on top of your normal skin
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Another Person posted:im uk too and i think WWE shirts are way too thick butter, not wwe shirts
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Aug 18, 2016 23:10
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Eva Marie got popped for Nuke. She bought it from this kid:  ...who got it from this guy: 
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Aug 18, 2016 23:11
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Vince right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWuqFnbLLGE
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So if part timers aren't Wellness tested and you can just have a clause inserted into your contract that forbids them from suspending you in any capacity why wouldn't the bigger full time guys who have been there for years like Cena and Orton not just have it put in their contract that they are part time talent or otherwise not subject to Wellness or suspensions in general?
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Aug 18, 2016 23:14
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wrestlers should be allowed and encouraged to take drugs, please sign my petition
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Aug 18, 2016 23:15
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Brock Lesnar posted:wrestlers should be allowed and encouraged to take drugs, please sign my petition EEE CEE DUB
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CubsWoo posted:So if part timers aren't Wellness tested and you can just have a clause inserted into your contract that forbids them from suspending you in any capacity why wouldn't the bigger full time guys who have been there for years like Cena and Orton not just have it put in their contract that they are part time talent or otherwise not subject to Wellness or suspensions in general? Cena is part time now. He's gonna film more, has maybe two more house shows between now and November, none in the US, TV time won't be that limited but still. Post-Summerslam (win or lose) his schedule won't be as rough Someone who noticeably was part time well before this: HHH
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My bleacher report app just told me that Vince sold 30 million in WWE stock yesterday. Did I miss this scoop? Does this mean anything?
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ProWrestlingSheet also saying Nikki's been cleared Save Summerslam. Come on, Nikki!
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He knew the suspensions would cause the stock to bottom out so he sold while the getting was good.
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Scott Justice posted:My bleacher report app just told me that Vince sold 30 million in WWE stock yesterday. It doesn't really mean much, since Vince hasn't been selling any of the B shares, which are the ones that actually matter.
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Chris James 2 posted:Cena is part time now. He's gonna film more, has maybe two more house shows between now and November, none in the US, TV time won't be that limited but still. Post-Summerslam (win or lose) his schedule won't be as rough i thought HHH's excuse was that he was an actual employee, not an independent contractor, and Connecticut doesn't allow drug testing of employees.
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Accident Underwater posted:I bought $5 clearance John Cena workout shirts because I never give up an unfair amount of money for clothing That shows hustle. That's good.
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oatgan posted:Eva Marie needs to smarten up her husband mbison-yes.gif Brock Lesnar posted:i thought HHH's excuse was that he was an actual employee, not an independent contractor, and Connecticut doesn't allow drug testing of employees. this is even funnier if true
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Brock Lesnar posted:wrestlers should be allowed and encouraged to take drugs, please sign my petition 
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Is that supposed to be a Mexican undertaker?
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if the WWE didn't drug test, we could have Matt and Brother Nero back
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Hey, Wagner's back so they have a doctor to ensure everything's above board.oldpainless posted:Is that supposed to be a Mexican undertaker? Nah, that's just Texano jr. Mil Muertes's whole schtick in LU is basically "Mexican Undertaker" though. Thauros fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 18, 2016 |
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Drugs are probably the only thing keeping Rey mobile and not in constant agony at this point
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Mli/Matanza/Marty team up? MY KAYFABE!!! 
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Brock Lesnar posted:wrestlers should be allowed and encouraged to take drugs, please sign my petition Hoodslam's wellness policy: smoke more weed
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Gonz posted:Eva Marie got popped for Nuke. Where is that guy, anyway? Where is he?
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Did AAA drop the El Mesias gimmick or is he just wrestling as Mil Muertes as a one-off thing?
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CMLL is the one where a ton of the wrestlers are literally sponsored by a steroid company
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Heath Slater confirmed to take Eva Marie's place in the 6-woman tag match at SummerFest.
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I will watch the piss out of that. Chris James 2 posted:Drugs are probably the only thing keeping Rey mobile and not in constant agony at this point Booyaka- Booyaka! Drug Pipeliiiiiiiiiiine! ...I'll see myself out now.
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Apparently Eva's husband works some scummy, scam filled supplement company so if she got popped, I'd wager there's a good chance she got something from him.
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Spermgod posted:CMLL is the one where a ton of the wrestlers are literally sponsored by a steroid company I couldn't find an Anniversario poster or a link to the bodybuilding contest
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Assuming the "more suspensions incoming" scuttlebutt is true, I just thought of another strong candidate: Rusev. It'd explain the bizarre booking Monday. Rowan's another one.
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you know, when I think about it, my life IS sheets of dirt
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It's also not out of the realm of possibility that Eva Marie got suspended for sneezing while in Vince's presence.
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I also need someone to make a fancy needlepoint embroidery of "YOU LIFE IS SHEETS OF DIRT" and put it on a small accent pillow.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Assuming the "more suspensions incoming" scuttlebutt is true, I just thought of another strong candidate: Rusev. It'd explain the bizarre booking Monday. Rowan's another one. Rowan's easily replaced the second Harper is ready, but man would losing Rusev even for just 30 days be a downer.
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WWE burying a guy who pissed hot to put over a guy who a month earlier WWE buried for pissing hot would be pretty WWE
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That DICK! posted:WWE burying a guy who pissed hot to put over a guy who a month earlier WWE buried for pissing hot would be pretty WWE Exactly why it popped into my head.
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