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Moony, you wretched excuse for a dog, STOP HOGGING THE BED. Lying vertical at first, then slowly going horizontal and using your scratchy feet to push me off the bed is not cool.
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Harriet, will you sit still for 3 seconds so I can remove the chunk on banana stuck in your mane? Also, when I try to give you banana don't yank it outta my hand then lie down on it you idiot!
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Aug 3, 2016 05:39
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Neon, you goddamned furry fuckball, if you don't stop trying to lick the cream off my fresh tattoo I will cut off your loving tongue  
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Aug 3, 2016 05:50
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Sukie, there's three other chairs, and lots of warm, cozy beds in this house. But sure, sleep on my hoodie. I love shedding fur everywhere I go. 
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Aug 4, 2016 10:28
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Sukie, there's three other chairs, and lots of warm, cozy beds in this house. YESSSS YESSSSSSSSS this is appropriate 
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Aug 4, 2016 16:06
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Sukie, there's three other chairs, and lots of warm, cozy beds in this house. Your hoodie? I think you mean Sukie's blanket  .
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Aug 4, 2016 18:07
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stop missing the litter box I know you like to pee in the corner but come on. Now the knees of my pants smell like cat pee and Natures Miracle cause I scrubbed the floor on my hands and knees for 20 minutes, plus the other cats are upset about the smell.
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Aug 5, 2016 00:12
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Lynza posted:Moony, you wretched excuse for a dog, STOP HOGGING THE BED. Lying vertical at first, then slowly going horizontal and using your scratchy feet to push me off the bed is not cool. dug is functioning according to spec, not an issue
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Aug 5, 2016 00:18
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Dinah, I know that you hate to be brushed, but you take great care of your hair and everyone says that you're the softest cat ever. You have a ton of floof, and I've just accepted that hairballs are a lifestyle, but why did you have to horf one up in the food I just put down for you? Don't you realize how much I spend on prescription food so you don't get stones again?
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Aug 6, 2016 12:42
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Why would you poo, not cover it, but then put a toy in the litterbox? 
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Aug 10, 2016 14:00
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Thin Privilege posted:Why would you poo, not cover it, but then put a toy in the litterbox? That's what I think about this lovely toy?
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Aug 10, 2016 15:07
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Thin Privilege posted:Why would you poo, not cover it, but then put a toy in the litterbox? why not?
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Aug 10, 2016 18:12
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Sukie, there's three other chairs, and lots of warm, cozy beds in this house. Additional complaint Sukie. Next time you decide to take a nap, don't do it in the garden shed! Because I only go in there once every few days or so, and I don't intend starving my cat to death. Hope you enjoyed five hours in the dark last night, you fluffy moron.
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Aug 10, 2016 23:17
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Wheeler you fluffy fucker, the reason I keep kicking you out of my room at night is because when you are on my bed you are the touchiest little rear end in a top hat and I know it's just a matter of time when I lay down that you will yowl and attack me when I do so much as turn over. I don't get how you can lay right on top of my stomach for an hour when I'm laying on the couch, but when we're in my big queen bed that's somehow not enough room.
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Aug 17, 2016 06:33
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Loki you drat idiot you can easily get down from your cat tree, stop being lazy and meowing like you're stuck up there. I keep the area in front of your tower clear for this very reason yet you still insist that you're stuck and will starve in a matter of minutes if you aren't removed by me personally. Picture of the lazy fluff 
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Aug 18, 2016 02:47
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It's 4am and I swear it's been an hour of AROOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOO outside my door. Ignoring had always worked but nope tonight he decided not to stop so I had to break out the spray bottle. but he still AROOOOOOd I think he's trying to say his name cause the intonation is the same as his name but oh my god. You get fed at 6 not at 4 what the gently caress you cat  E: oh of course once I break out the camera to take a pic you stop mewing. But through my hard work mewing back at him I finally got 1/2 a devil cat 
Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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Aug 19, 2016 10:23
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Thin Privilege posted:It's 4am and I swear it's been an hour of AROOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOO outside my door. Ignoring had always worked but nope tonight he decided not to stop so I had to break out the spray bottle. but he still AROOOOOOd I think he's trying to say his name cause the intonation is the same as his name but oh my god. You get fed at 6 not at 4 what the gently caress you cat so you meowed back at it at 4? what you never want to sleep again? you didnt feed the little heathen did you?
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Aug 19, 2016 12:14
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SneakyFrog posted:so you meowed back at it at 4? what you never want to sleep again? you didnt feed the little heathen did you? I had already been in the living room for 30 min until I started mewing myself to get him to take the pic. I fed them at 5:45. Now all has been quiet and little devil is asleep in a basket
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Aug 19, 2016 16:14
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Thin Privilege posted:I had already been in the living room for 30 min until I started mewing myself to get him to take the pic. I fed them at 5:45. Now all has been quiet and little devil is asleep in a basket Now is time to wake the cat up with meowing then.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:15
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SneakyFrog posted:Now is time to wake the cat up with meowing then. Put my mouth on his asleep neck and meowed, he was happy to see me. Cats.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:18
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Thin Privilege posted:Put my mouth on his asleep neck and meowed, he was happy to see me. Cats. well at least you tried 
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Aug 19, 2016 16:20
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Thin Privilege posted:It's 4am and I swear it's been an hour of AROOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOO outside my door. Ignoring had always worked but nope tonight he decided not to stop so I had to break out the spray bottle. but he still AROOOOOOd I think he's trying to say his name cause the intonation is the same as his name but oh my god. You get fed at 6 not at 4 what the gently caress you cat when i first started locking booger out of my room at night she did this. my response was to throw poo poo at my bedroom door VERY HARD. she stopped.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:01
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Now because I actually got out of the room at 4 am he's been mewing at me for food all day, despite having been fed. Lesson to all: ignore your cats mrewing outside your bedroom door, no matter the cost
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Aug 19, 2016 18:54
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Thin Privilege posted:Now because I actually got out of the room at 4 am he's been mewing at me for food all day, despite having been fed. Lesson to all: ignore your cats mrewing outside your bedroom door, no matter the cost 
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Aug 19, 2016 18:59
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I have them but the most complicated story: I accidentally pulled out my tragus and lost it so I had to put in a long one and if I put in my ear plugs it might shift my piercing, and my piercer is over an hour away so I don't wanna go there and get it replaced.
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Aug 19, 2016 19:30
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Thin Privilege posted:I have them but the most complicated story: I accidentally pulled out my tragus and lost it so I had to put in a long one and if I put in my ear plugs it might shift my piercing, and my piercer is over an hour away so I don't wanna go there and get it replaced. 
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Aug 19, 2016 19:31
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I have NeoMetal so it pulls out super easy, it's a push in style not a twisty. So it didn't hurt, I just lost it.
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Aug 19, 2016 19:34
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Thin Privilege posted:I have NeoMetal so it pulls out super easy, it's a push in style not a twisty. So it didn't hurt, I just lost it. the way you wrote it sounded terrible
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Aug 19, 2016 19:37
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psychokitty posted:the way you wrote it sounded terrible From the pov of someone who doesn't know the first thing about piercings "I pulled out my tragus" sounds pretty terrifying. I was picturing someone removing an ear plug and ending up holding a nerve cluster like a wet noodle or something at first.
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Aug 19, 2016 20:11
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hogmartin posted:From the pov of someone who doesn't know the first thing about piercings "I pulled out my tragus" sounds pretty terrifying. I was picturing someone removing an ear plug and ending up holding a nerve cluster like a wet noodle or something at first. i have 00 (lobe) plugs but still pulling out one's tragus sounds horrifying
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Aug 19, 2016 20:12
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you weird hip trendy kids and your weird hip trendy head holes
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Aug 19, 2016 20:20
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Your pets are all shaming these posts.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Your pets are all shaming these posts. So's your mom but we didn't have a very good pic of her
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Aug 19, 2016 23:15
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FactsAreUseless posted:Your pets are all shaming these posts. My moron ARROOOOer has been sitting staring at me all day just because I didn't ignore the 4am AROOOing. As I posted previously, do not respond to cats' AROOOOOing. Oh god now he's walking over and mewing. Help. Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Aug 20, 2016 |
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you need to improve your cat game, do things gangsta style. Catte wakes you up yowling at 4am get an air horn for next catnap time then the cat will most likely produce a shiv or something, have a spray bottle on hand for that and suplex the cat (onto something soft as to avoid injury) firearms may be required if there is any further retaliation but after a lot of good training your cat may not howl at night.
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Aug 20, 2016 00:01
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Thin Privilege posted:Now because I actually got out of the room at 4 am he's been mewing at me for food all day, despite having been fed. Lesson to all: ignore your cats mrewing outside your bedroom door, no matter the cost Put vacuum cleaner outside your door, run the cord up to a power bar on your nightstand. Cat wakes you up at 4am, turn on the vacuum for a few seconds. Problem solved.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:04
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grack posted:Put vacuum cleaner outside your door, run the cord up to a power bar on your nightstand. Cat wakes you up at 4am, turn on the vacuum for a few seconds. Problem solved. that is some pro tier catting right there.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:05
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Harriet, I know my parents love you. But seriously stop making me feel like a poo poo pet owner by being friendlier and nicer with them.
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Aug 20, 2016 02:23
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grack posted:Put vacuum cleaner outside your door, run the cord up to a power bar on your nightstand. Cat wakes you up at 4am, turn on the vacuum for a few seconds. Problem solved. This is a great idea but I'm paranoid cause some of my cats like to chew cables... Jerkface was silent last night because I actually ignored him so I assume this will be continued. But now he's just sitting behind me STARING. You know, that cat sit-+wide-eyed-stare-into-your-soul type of stare. It is so creepy. This is worse when all 8 are sitting and do this to me from around the room. It is really scary
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I had a black cat when I bought this black couch. Fatfat, you're a good cat whose mild shedding is mostly invisible. Now I have a light brown tabby whose hyperthyroidism means she's a horrible shedder even on medication. Boopcat, you're a goddamn fluff nightmare. I cleaned all the fur off the cushions and took pains to de-fur the house in general and within a day everything's covered in a taupe layer of cat hair. If I still had an electric trimmer, I'd shave you entirely bald. Your recent habits of loudly and ceaselessly browing at me whenever I might be looking near you or moving in your general direction, persistently pulling my glasses off whenever I'm not petting you or not petting you enough or whatever your cat demand is, and constantly lying on my legs if I'm reclining no matter how many times I've moved you off ... are kind of driving me insane. Please make more kitten piles with Fatfat and let me have some me-time.
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