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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Gotta have that third hook

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Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

Work Friend Keven posted:

Ni bro (2 months ago): I'm going to do a little steroids so I look good for my wedding

Ni bro (today): I mean if your pre doesn't have at least 2 dick pills I don't know why you fuckin botha bro!

lol nice. i appreciate your posting kev

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
fdog, can you change my name to nierbro?

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen
answer the question illegal kick dude

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Gotta have that third hook

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Inability to get a boner is still likely going to be what Jones pleads his case with because he's going to claim a medical need for the drug, rather than using it to work out

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
JONES: i broke my dick
ANTHONY MARNELL: what do you mean by that?
JONES: my dick is broken
ANTHONY MARNELL: what part? a-a-a priapism or?
JONES: Penile.

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

manyak posted:

Sorry for bringing it up again but the dumbest part of smugly claiming all MMA feuds/personalities are a "work" is that pro wrestling exists, and those guys are supposed to be the best in the world at that stuff, yet their acting is this awful over the top cornball poo poo, but we're supposed to believe that MMA fighters are master method actors who can convincingly act angry or excited or whatever whenever its called for and are always faking it

I wasn't thinking Wrestling, I was thinking 'Reality Television'.

Cialis and similar dong pills work for weight training because it gets your blood flowing and reduces inflammation, as long as you can handle being known as the guy who REALLY ENJOYS weight training.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

Team_q posted:


Cialis and similar dong pills work for weight training because it gets your blood flowing and reduces inflammation, as long as you can handle being known as the guy who REALLY ENJOYS weight training.

lmao nope you dummie

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Team_q posted:

I wasn't thinking Wrestling, I was thinking 'Reality Television'.

Ah yes, as evidenced by how commonly people talk about reality television audiences getting "worked"

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

fatherdog posted:

Ah yes, as evidenced by how commonly people talk about reality television audiences getting "worked"

Lmao, this guy

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

fatherdog posted:

Ah yes, as evidenced by how commonly people talk about reality television audiences getting "worked"

After UFC 200, I don't think anyone would ever think UFC is actually scripted. Sorry for using carney parlance appropriate for this forum.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Team_q posted:

After UFC 200, I don't think anyone would ever think UFC is actually scripted. Sorry for using carney parlance appropriate for this forum.

What exactly do you think clever editing and "embellishment" is leading us to believe that isn't so

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Eat Bum Zen posted:

lmao nope you dummie

i don't know what cialis is but in terms of the "dietary supplement" kind of boner pills he's right. there's a pine bark extract product that i forget the name of at the moment but it upregulates nitric oxide synthase, so if you take it with l-arginine you wind up with more nitric oxide and all that entails. it's sold to people with floppy boners because they're easy targets but it can also be used for diabetic neuropathy

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Triticum Guzzler posted:

JONES: i broke my dick
ANTHONY MARNELL: what do you mean by that?
JONES: my dick is broken
ANTHONY MARNELL: what part? a-a-a priapism or?
JONES: Penile.

Lmao

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Just innocently asking here but would it be a stretch to think that dick pills would do at least something for exercise? Do they increase testosterone or does it just give you high blood pressure or whatever? I did a cursory google but all I could find was a load of bro science on weight lifting boards and isolated studies.

I mean, I'm sure they're not ideal but could they be better than nothing?

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i don't know what cialis is but in terms of the "dietary supplement" kind of boner pills he's right. there's a pine bark extract product that i forget the name of at the moment but it upregulates nitric oxide synthase, so if you take it with l-arginine you wind up with more nitric oxide and all that entails. it's sold to people with floppy boners because they're easy targets but it can also be used for diabetic neuropathy

I honestly don't buy it in terms of what the particular pills actually do because i'm fairly certain cialis operates on a seperate biochemical plane than any other pump boosting supplement. on top of that, can we agree that pump boosting supplements don't actually do anything in regards to effective training and recovery? i can see the mental part, but no physiological benefit that's substantative

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Team_q posted:

I wasn't thinking Wrestling, I was thinking 'Reality Television'.

Cialis and similar dong pills work for weight training because it gets your blood flowing and reduces inflammation, as long as you can handle being known as the guy who REALLY ENJOYS weight training.

drat. Didn't know you could get fail aids from loving a computer

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

mistakinder posted:

Just innocently asking here but would it be a stretch to think that dick pills would do at least something for exercise? Do they increase testosterone or does it just give you high blood pressure or whatever? I did a cursory google but all I could find was a load of bro science on weight lifting boards and isolated studies.

I mean, I'm sure they're not ideal but could they be better than nothing?

no

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005

mistakinder posted:

Just innocently asking here but would it be a stretch to think that dick pills would do at least something for exercise? Do they increase testosterone or does it just give you high blood pressure or whatever? I did a cursory google but all I could find was a load of bro science on weight lifting boards and isolated studies.

I mean, I'm sure they're not ideal but could they be better than nothing?

They make it harder to jump rope.

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

fatherdog posted:

What exactly do you think clever editing and "embellishment" is leading us to believe that isn't so

Honestly? I think UFC is playing into Conor being a braggadocious fancy boy that needs his comeuppance and that Nate is just a good scrappy fighter that really just cares about fighting and his brother and friends.

I think Conor is more on board with this then Nate and plays it up for the cameras.

Pretty much extreme extensions of their personalities writ large to sell Tickets.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
All of this 202 hype is almost enough to make me forget how insanely loving furious I am that Tyron Woodley is champion. gently caress.

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

Sharzak posted:

All of this 202 hype is almost enough to make me forget how insanely loving furious I am that Tyron Woodley is champion. gently caress.

I feel a bit bad for Tyrone Woodley, played the game the right way, got his title shot, won the title in an exciting fashion and couldn't even call out Nick Diaz properly.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Team_q posted:

Honestly? I think UFC is playing into Conor being a braggadocious fancy boy that needs his comeuppance and that Nate is just a good scrappy fighter that really just cares about fighting and his brother and friends.

I think Conor is more on board with this then Nate and plays it up for the cameras.

Pretty much extreme extensions of their personalities writ large to sell Tickets.

Can you understand why choosing to express this by saying "Y'all getting worked" to people who are discussing the events of a live press conference makes people think you are dumb as poo poo yet

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Team_q posted:

Honestly? I think UFC is playing into Conor being a braggadocious fancy boy that needs his comeuppance and that Nate is just a good scrappy fighter that really just cares about fighting and his brother and friends.

I think Conor is more on board with this then Nate and plays it up for the cameras.

Pretty much extreme extensions of their personalities writ large to sell Tickets.

Conor and Nate are interesting people that will be fighting and the UFC pointed cameras at them in the hope that we buy tickets.

Still not following how this is a revelation to any of us.

Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ

jone jones: doc will I be able to gently caress right again?

doc:

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

fatherdog posted:

Can you understand why choosing to express this by saying "Y'all getting worked" to people who are discussing the events of a live press conference makes people think you are dumb as poo poo yet

Sure.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Team_q posted:

After UFC 200, I don't think anyone would ever think UFC is actually scripted. Sorry for using carney parlance appropriate for this forum.

Lol if you think joe silva wanted the saga of Mark Hunt to end with him cursing the ufc and threatening to walk because a wwe guy beat him, popped for roids, and then hosed off back to the wet hair stuntman appreciation society

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Pimp Cauldron posted:

jone jones: doc will I be able to gently caress right again?

doc:


Lmfao

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

mistakinder posted:

Just innocently asking here but would it be a stretch to think that dick pills would do at least something for exercise? Do they increase testosterone or does it just give you high blood pressure or whatever? I did a cursory google but all I could find was a load of bro science on weight lifting boards and isolated studies.

I mean, I'm sure they're not ideal but could they be better than nothing?

A bunch of them are vasculodialetrices or whatever. They just make it so that your blood can flow better, which improves "pumps" or penis inflation

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
I don't nothing about no science (excluding computer science, obvi) but i have been told that many pre workouts have the same downstream effects as viagra/Cialis. I know at least arginine is used for boners and pre workout

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I think whether or not Cialis is performance enhancing (hah) is beside the point, because Jones tested positive for two different estrogen blockers which are definitely performance enhancing

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


how does ufc fight club work ive seen some people mention it before on here, do I have to pay for it to get early ticket access because I'm planning on maybe booking tickets for 2 events when they go on sale in september. but i'm not gonna pay for that drat crap if it cost money to do that.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


also it looks like 202 is the first PPV going forward that will be on fightpass 48 hours later so we will get to hear the funny corner audio when the funny thing happens in the main event

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Team_q posted:

Y'all gettin' worked.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

handsome only face posted:

also it looks like 202 is the first PPV going forward that will be on fightpass 48 hours later so we will get to hear the funny corner audio when the funny thing happens in the main event

This combined with lovely times to watch PPVs here means I'll never pay for another one again.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

handsome only face posted:

how does ufc fight club work ive seen some people mention it before on here, do I have to pay for it to get early ticket access because I'm planning on maybe booking tickets for 2 events when they go on sale in september. but i'm not gonna pay for that drat crap if it cost money to do that.

I paid for the second-highest membership. I got a tote bag, access to their special forum (lol), I get I believe 2 free PPVs a year on Fight Pass and I get pre-sale codes for I think 18 events, 6 tickets per event.

Events normally go on sale on Friday, fight club gives it on Wednesday. Good if you think poo poo's gonna sell out super quick. Not great for when I bought 201 tix because it sold for poo poo and UFC slashed prices weeks later. I did get an upgrade out of it, though :shrug:

I'm never gonna use all 18, so if you want the pre-sale code, lemme know which event. Also give me a dollar.

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
I believe Viagra and Cialis were both being looked at to treat pulmonary hypertension as vasodilators. So the theory was if for some reason a professional athlete had less than ideal pulmonary circulation it could help blood gas exchange and give better cardio or something.

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


Triticum Guzzler posted:

JONES: i broke my dick
ANTHONY MARNELL: what do you mean by that?
JONES: my dick is broken
ANTHONY MARNELL: what part? a-a-a priapism or?
JONES: Penile.

Yet another underrated Dunc post

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Viagra was developed to potentially treat angina iirc

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