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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Where I work, a human driver is needed to sign paperwork and put on hazard placards and poo poo

Can't see a robot truck doing that

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Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Can't wait for the landmark Supreme Court verdict that grants self-driving cars personhood so that Uber can fire the car for violating its contractor terms of service rather than be held liable for driving a bus full of nuns and orphans off a bridge. What a time to be alive.

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug
The folks in this thread that think the people working full time on self driving vehicles haven't considered problems like "GPS and available maps aren't always accurate" and "construction and other temporary events change road availability and conditions" are really cute.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

pr0zac posted:

The folks in this thread that think the people working full time on self driving vehicles haven't considered problems like "GPS and available maps aren't always accurate" and "construction and other temporary events change road availability and conditions" are really cute

To be fair, yes it's reasonable to expect that if you've thought of it so have the people responsible for the project, but history is chock full of examples where that wasn't the case, too.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


pr0zac posted:

The folks in this thread that think the people working full time on self driving vehicles haven't considered problems like "GPS and available maps aren't always accurate" and "construction and other temporary events change road availability and conditions" are really cute.

They just had a story about self-driving cars having issues in Australia because of continental drift causing maps and reality to not really match up.

Yeah these things will be fixed but there are a load of fun issues ahead.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Having a car make decisions about how to proceed through a construction zone or how to keep driving when there's 6" of unplowed snow and you can only tell where the road is based on the tracks in front of you are problems I'm sure the engineers are aware of but those seem to on a whole nother level than just 'use sensors to keep distance behind front vehicle and tires between the lines.'

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Kobayashi posted:

Can't wait for the landmark Supreme Court verdict that grants self-driving cars personhood so that Uber can fire the car for violating its contractor terms of service rather than be held liable for driving a bus full of nuns and orphans off a bridge. What a time to be alive.

:agreed:, robutt rights will happen because of laziness and wanting to pass the buck, not because mankind realises its self aware and intelligent creations deserve to be treated as equals

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
why not just have drone trucks -- use the automated driving handle as much of the trip as it can, then hand-off to a remote operator in some transportation center somewhere to overcome obstacles the program doesn't believe it can handle

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
If the truck gets stuck or lost a giant drone flies in, lifts up the trailer, and flies it to another cab further along.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


pr0zac posted:

The folks in this thread that think the people working full time on self driving vehicles haven't considered problems like "GPS and available maps aren't always accurate" and "construction and other temporary events change road availability and conditions" are really cute.
"They've thought of it" doesn't mean "they've solved the problem today". In particular, Uber is supposedly launching a fleet in Pittsburgh this summer. I'd kinda like to see some Federal testing before that hits the road. (Note that Google cars have an "experimental" status in California.)

"Make eye contact with a road guy and see that he's waving you on" is a LOT harder problem than "navigate roads using known landmarks and known automobile actions".

wateroverfire
Jul 3, 2010

lancemantis posted:

why not just have drone trucks -- use the automated driving handle as much of the trip as it can, then hand-off to a remote operator in some transportation center somewhere to overcome obstacles the program doesn't believe it can handle

I think the sorts of problems that would be hard for automated driving to handle are also the kind of things that would require more eyeballing or communication than someone teleoperating the truck from a remote center could do.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Mozi posted:

If the truck gets stuck or lost a giant drone flies in, lifts up the trailer, and flies it to another cab further along.

Why stop there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7LCf4nsOpI

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





Has anyone actually figured out what Dahir Insaat is, besides an exercise in lovely design fiction?

I checked out their website, but their only product seemed to be concrete panels, and they didn't have any actual photographs. All they had were a bunch of 3D renderings of pocket neighbourhoods built to discredited 1920s urban planning standards. And, um, references to certain other highly questionable 1920s ideologies...

They also don't seem to explain how you transport heavy pre-cast concrete panels from their (presumably fictitious) factory to an actual construction site without breaking them all.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Arsenic Lupin posted:

"Make eye contact with a road guy and see that he's waving you on" is a LOT harder problem than "navigate roads using known landmarks and known automobile actions".

If automated vehicles ever become even remotely commonplace it's hard for me to imagine that we wouldn't end up with some kind of signaling technology that flaggers can use to instruct a self driving car to wait. You'd obviously still need the car to have some ability to fall back and make a decision based on its own sensor data, but a little handheld device that signals "wait" or "all clear" doesn't seem too extreme.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Paradoxish posted:

If automated vehicles ever become even remotely commonplace it's hard for me to imagine that we wouldn't end up with some kind of signaling technology that flaggers can use to instruct a self driving car to wait. You'd obviously still need the car to have some ability to fall back and make a decision based on its own sensor data, but a little handheld device that signals "wait" or "all clear" doesn't seem too extreme.

same except robotruck hijackers

e_angst
Sep 20, 2001

by exmarx

pr0zac posted:

The folks in this thread that think the people working full time on self driving vehicles haven't considered problems like "GPS and available maps aren't always accurate" and "construction and other temporary events change road availability and conditions" are really cute.

Then again, the people in the thread (and all over the internet) who are already making predictions about the kinds of social changes self-driving cars will cause ("it will cause the 1% of the population who are professional drivers to be unemployed!" "It will eliminate all traffic because the cars will be able to drive inches away from each other") are even cuter. We don't really know what self-driving cars are going to be like as a mass consumer product. The technology isn't nearly that mature. It's like we're in 1991 trying to guess what the internet was going to be like in 2016 based on what is happening with Gopher.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

, which was, is, and forever will be superior to HTTP :smuggo:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

e_angst posted:

Then again, the people in the thread (and all over the internet) who are already making predictions about the kinds of social changes self-driving cars will cause ("it will cause the 1% of the population who are professional drivers to be unemployed!" "It will eliminate all traffic because the cars will be able to drive inches away from each other") are even cuter. We don't really know what self-driving cars are going to be like as a mass consumer product. The technology isn't nearly that mature. It's like we're in 1991 trying to guess what the internet was going to be like in 2016 based on what is happening with Gopher.

So you're saying autodriving cars will be filled with porn?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Mozi posted:

So you're saying autodriving cars will be filled with porn?

You pay more for those, because they have multiple camera angles.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

e_angst posted:

It's like we're in 1991 trying to guess what the internet was going to be like in 2016 based on what is happening with Gopher.
Most of that era's predictions came true though, just 10-15 years later than predicted. Lesson there for the present day..

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

pr0zac posted:

The folks in this thread that think the people working full time on self driving vehicles haven't considered problems like "GPS and available maps aren't always accurate" and "construction and other temporary events change road availability and conditions" are really cute.
Just because they have considered a problem doesn't mean its fixed.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Keeshhound posted:

Obviously they'll need babysitters for a while, but once the technology is proven to the point that people are comfortable with it I don't see a reason why they wouldn't phase out the oversight on the trips themselves, even if they have to keep a human on site to park.

Because it'd be a government regulation to keep someone in the cab, not just a "whoa we better do this just in case" measure.

As a reminder, planes basically fly themselves these days.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

computer parts posted:

As a reminder, planes basically fly themselves these days.
This right here is how I know you're full of poo poo.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Gail Wynand posted:

This right here is how I know you're full of poo poo.

Its true in the sense that pilots spend most of their time telling the autopilot what to do instead of having their hands on the flight controls.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

hobbesmaster posted:

Its true in the sense that pilots spend most of their time telling the autopilot what to do instead of having their hands on the flight controls.
Only in cruise, and auto land actually involves higher pilot workload than regular landing.

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
The better question to be asking is who's gonna fill the self driving trucks with gas?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

poemdexter posted:

The better question to be asking is who's gonna fill the self driving trucks with gas?

I wonder if self-driving trucks get creeped out when they go through Oregon and New Jersey

Demon_Corsair
Mar 22, 2004

Goodbye stealing souls, hello stealing booty.

poemdexter posted:

The better question to be asking is who's gonna fill the self driving trucks with gas?

Watch the rise of self driving trucks bring back the full service gas station.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

poemdexter posted:

The better question to be asking is who's gonna fill the self driving trucks with gas?

Of we get self driving trucks, the technology to have a fuel nozzle that can find and attach to a fuel nozzle is pretty simple.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




blowfish posted:

:agreed:, robutt rights will happen because of laziness and wanting to pass the buck, not because mankind realises its self aware and intelligent creations deserve to be treated as equals

Will road salt be considered a hate crime? I mean, it provably vastly shortens vehicle lifespans...

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Gail Wynand posted:

Only in cruise, and auto land actually involves higher pilot workload than regular landing.

I thought the workload was more due to the pilots being required to secondguess the automated system (which is capable of landing on it's own?) I actually don't know. Non-awful weather landing shouldn't be a difficult problem to solve for cargo planes - and completely automated air cargo would take a lot of the human element out of the picture.

Human pilots come in real handy when your tail rotor shatters, severing all hydraulic control lines and you still manage to keep 2/3 of your passengers alive by flying with differential-throttle between your surviving two engines. Inventing your own improvised control system in the air because the impossible just happened isn't something computers are well known for being good at.

nm posted:

Of we get self driving trucks, the technology to have a fuel nozzle that can find and attach to a fuel nozzle is pretty simple.

Don't tesla chargers already do this? I recall Elon making a joke about not standing between your car and your charger.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

lancemantis posted:

why not just have drone trucks -- use the automated driving handle as much of the trip as it can, then hand-off to a remote operator in some transportation center somewhere to overcome obstacles the program doesn't believe it can handle

hmmm maybe we could even give these drone trucks their own right of way lane so they could go faster and avoid traffic and random obstacles, and then maybe link a lot of drone trucks so you have 50 of them at once so you just need one truck for fuel for efficiency that fuels them all to avoid fuel logistics, and then each carrying cargo containers that you could use an automated crane to lift off once they arrive at a depot, and put onto smaller human trucks for last stop delivery... what a world that could be... wonder what they might call such a crazy automated drone truck caravan like that

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

poemdexter posted:

The better question to be asking is who's gonna fill the self driving trucks with gas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMM0lRfX6YI

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Harik posted:

I thought the workload was more due to the pilots being required to secondguess the automated system (which is capable of landing on it's own?) I actually don't know. Non-awful weather landing shouldn't be a difficult problem to solve for cargo planes - and completely automated air cargo would take a lot of the human element out of the picture.

Automated only landings actually significantly slow airport operations. Hand flown visual approaches are actually significantly faster because you can see the airplane in front of you. When weather is bad enough that only the best equipped runways can be used you get a bunch of weather delays.

Nevermind that on every runway on earth right now a pilot needs to see it before the airplane touches down. Nothing is maintained to the required standard.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Xaris posted:

hmmm maybe we could even give these drone trucks their own right of way lane so they could go faster and avoid traffic and random obstacles, and then maybe link a lot of drone trucks so you have 50 of them at once so you just need one truck for fuel for efficiency that fuels them all to avoid fuel logistics, and then each carrying cargo containers that you could use an automated crane to lift off once they arrive at a depot, and put onto smaller human trucks for last stop delivery... what a world that could be... wonder what they might call such a crazy automated drone truck caravan like that

The taxpayers would love giving corporations their own lane on the highways.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

hobbesmaster posted:

Nothing is maintained to the required standard.

Certainly not an issue for driverless trucks, I'm sure.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Harik posted:

Don't tesla chargers already do this? I recall Elon making a joke about not standing between your car and your charger.

No, but they have prototypes.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Automatic Slim posted:

The taxpayers would love giving corporations their own lane on the highways.
ya well they basically do since costly road maintenance is like almost 100% due to trucks anyways

Xaris fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Aug 20, 2016

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice

Not gonna lie, this is creepy as gently caress.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

poemdexter posted:

Not gonna lie, this is creepy as gently caress.

"Our customers totally want their charging experience to remind them of the more jarring scenes in Prometheus."

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