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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



about 2 make some coffee

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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

where can i purchase this mug

TheVaultDweller
Sep 27, 2005

Oh hey a coffee thread! Here's my recipe for Double Coffee:

1. Make a french press at 1:8 coffee to water ratio using 170F water
2. Add boiling water to make it 1:16
3. Make a pour over using that coffee instead of boiling water
4. Try not to poo poo your pants

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



drinking coffee

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Infinotize
Sep 5, 2003


well done sir

Infinotize
Sep 5, 2003

I had an iced latte w soy milk today. I'm not vegan but I like the soy taste some times. Almond milk no protein get out

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
currently :sludgepal:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


drinking some afternoon coffee. pretty drat good idea, imo.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



could use an afternoon latte rn. might get one at the cafe nearby and run an errand or two.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Had a lot of decent to good coffee in Stockholm and Oslo last couple weeks. Their tea culture is loving weak, though. You can't get a pot of tea for any price or even a cup larger than about 6 oz (Lipton breakfast blend, no refills, that'll be 30 Kr please).

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

My desk is from IKEA and I put it together myself.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Knuc U Kinte posted:

My desk is from IKEA and I put it together myself.

There are free buses to IKEA for tourists on weekdays and there are always people waiting for them. It's surreal.

Red_Fred
Oct 21, 2010


Fallen Rib

Infinotize posted:

I had an iced latte w soy milk today. I'm not vegan but I like the soy taste some times. Almond milk no protein get out

Soy is the devil's milk.

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
Filled a nice hot mug just before the morning meeting kicked off.
Sip strong, friends.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


do you guys have coffee mug warmers? I enjoy my coffee at a slow pace but I like it to be warm at all times.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

do you guys have coffee mug warmers? I enjoy my coffee at a slow pace but I like it to be warm at all times.

lol if you don't have an insulated, vacuum-sealed mug

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


lol if you chug coffee so slowly that it gets cold
double lol if you don't just drink it anyway

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Visual GNUdio posted:

lol if you chug coffee so slowly that it gets cold
double lol if you don't just drink it anyway

i need it to cool off before i can drink it, but once it's below that point, it's getting drunk

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


not hot coffe (this includes iced coffee) is bad.

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


prefect posted:

i need it to cool off before i can drink it, but once it's below that point, it's getting drunk

Standard protocol is to let it cool for 8-10 minutes.

In other news, there are in fact standard protocols for coffee slurpin'.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

(this includes iced coffee)

mods?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Knuc U Kinte posted:

My desk is from IKEA and I put it together myself.

i assembled some ikea this morning and took a coffee break right in the middle

it was glorious

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Visual GNUdio posted:

Standard protocol is to let it cool for 8-10 minutes.

In other news, there are in fact standard protocols for coffee slurpin'.



:staredog:

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

reason #219420 coffee enthusiasts are better than audiophiles: testing standards that seek to eliminate variables

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Still have a bunch of work to do but I've run my first training against actual data, created a hidden markov model classifier, and it can now successfully detect the sound coffee makes at a critical stage in the roasting process ("first crack").



To the best of my knowledge this is the first application of ML tools to the coffee roasting process, likely on account of being an entirely stupid use case.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
just brewed some of last week's roast

it's really good

Visual GNUdio posted:

To the best of my knowledge this is the first application of ML tools to the coffee roasting process, likely on account of being an entirely stupid use case.

it's about coffee, it can't be that stupid

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Cocoa Crispies posted:

just brewed some of last week's roast

it's really good

:krad:

What are you roasting with?

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

ISO 3103

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Visual GNUdio posted:

:krad:

What are you roasting with?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

The work was the winner of the parodic Ig Nobel Prize for Literature in 1999.[2][3]

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

what the gently caress is all this

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


graph posted:

what the gently caress is all this

meth lab

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

time for a Coke! diet of course

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Phone posting while having a nice power poo poo after a 5 hour meeting in which I pounded coffee for the first half and ripped rear end during the second. :coffeepal:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
been having pretty lousy canadian coffee all week, looking forward to getting back home

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
It's Friday! Have a cup of coffee on the house

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


gonna need a lot of coffee this morning

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
jus tgot the exact temp and grind to make a perfect cup of coffee with my kalita pour over

it is good

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Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


^5 kalita buddy

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