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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Troposphere posted:

Japanese rope bondage :mrgw:

Too complicated for twenty somethings, so the webbing looks more like someone is trying to break their ribs.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
drat weeabos have to ruin everything can't even tie a person up for some anal without shibaro

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
What ever happened to duct tape and a basement?

Millenials always making things so complicated!

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
Why even bother with bondage. Chloroform and you're good.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Anyone wanna play Shibari Go?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i think i've seen that stuff before actually and I also feel like by the time it took you to tie all those knots and poo poo no one would be into it anymore

like licking honey off your partner; sounds cool but meanwhile by the time you get halfway up 1 leg you're on a sugar overload and the girl fell asleep


maybe this is why Japan's population is declining?

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Moridin920 posted:

i think i've seen that stuff before actually and I also feel like by the time it took you to tie all those knots and poo poo no one would be into it anymore

like licking honey off your partner; sounds cool but meanwhile by the time you get halfway up 1 leg you're on a sugar overload and the girl fell asleep


maybe this is why Japan's population is declining?

the whole point is the anticipation my friend :wink:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

PallasAthene posted:



Bonus awkward pickup attempt story:

I sometimes carry a backpack with velcro tabs that still has an American flag and one of my nametapes from the Air Force on it. Let's pretend my last name is Marquez. (It's not, but that's close enough illustrate my point.)

Last night I was browsing at a used bookstore and out of nowhere some guy comes up to me and says "Well good evening to you, Seeeenyodeeta Maaaaaahd-kaaayyss." (Think of Giada saying "mozzarella" mid-sentence, but even worse.)

Before I could even get a word in, he said "I'll wager you're probably not used to guys even trying to pronounce your name correctly, but I really think that the beauty of an exotic name like that only shines through when it is said correctly. I speak Spanish fluently, so I always impress Latino parents by speaking to them in their own language...almost as much as I impress beautiful young ladies with how nimbly I can roll my tongue..." :grin:

This happened in Texas, where my name is not at all uncommon.

:barf:

I'm hoping you made the same face while he was talking that I made while I was reading this. My face kinda hurt because of how hard I was scowling.

Bored fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Aug 23, 2016

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Being hispanic is a real motherfucker. I meet people all the time that think we're going to be best friends because we are both chicanos that speak spanish.

There are millions of us here, dude, that any sort of game changer. Especially not in Texas.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Troposphere posted:

the whole point is the anticipation my friend :wink:

God drat millennials don't even have the patience to tie a woman up right these days, it's all store bought ball gags and handcuffs with them.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




cnut posted:

The saddle rubs their clit.

Like a sybian, before there were sybians.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah idk why a girl would enjoy having thousands of pounds of raw animal muscle between her legs and under her control


also horses are cute :)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think people increasingly do the shibari and other "intense" sexual activity because they have confused increasing levels of sexual embarrassment/taboo with a partner with intimacy-intimacy with a partner. Also they watch too much porn.

Connecting with people is difficult and there aren't any shortcuts. You really have to learn to appreciate how what you do affects people as people, and that can vary a lot. My favorite person required me to develop an entirely new social schema and I still don't really understand them. The kind of people I like best require a lot of thought and investment. I put in the effort because I am a workaholic, but in the end I get the opportunity to love them and it's pretty cool.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I think that poo poo is no more or less common than it always has been, you just hear about it easily now bc the internet and modern technology.

It's not like the Marquis de Sade was the first weirdo to ever exist and I'm pretty sure bondage is as old as rope and cured leather.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Who wants to do a bondage?

Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano
Fun Shoe
I had a girlfriend that had a Shibari fetish incessantly hint about how much she wanted to try it and then straight up buy me a how-to book on it. I couldn't even play cats cradle right when I was a kid but I figured I'd be a terrible boyfriend if I didn't at least try.

$50 of nylon rope and an hour of frustration later that whole concept went out the window. Still got the book around someplace, though.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
People can invent stuff from scratch, but like furries on the internet or BDSM in the Cali gay communities, stuff really does become more popular once you hit a certain critical mass.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

People can invent stuff from scratch, but like furries on the internet or BDSM in the Cali gay communities, stuff really does become more popular once you hit a certain critical mass.

Yeah but I think it's a question of people realizing they enjoy a fetish they've never heard of versus just slowly becoming more and more degenerate in search of a good orgasm.

I mean yeah, there are porn addicts, but I don't think that's really the norm or really an explanation for why people enjoy kink stuff.

Tbh I don't know what you mean by

quote:

I think people increasingly do the shibari and other "intense" sexual activity because they have confused increasing levels of sexual embarrassment/taboo with a partner with intimacy-intimacy with a partner.

Seems to me like the more intimate I become with a partner the more willing we are to try new things because we're actually less embarrassed around each other, not more.

e: oh I see what you mean now. yeah maybe a bit.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Redjakk posted:

I had a girlfriend that had a Shibari fetish incessantly hint about how much she wanted to try it and then straight up buy me a how-to book on it. I couldn't even play cats cradle right when I was a kid but I figured I'd be a terrible boyfriend if I didn't at least try.

$50 of nylon rope and an hour of frustration later that whole concept went out the window. Still got the book around someplace, though.

Trying to go straight to Shibari sounds likes a bad idea. You probably gotta start on some scrub level binds and work your way up just like anything else.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

horses are big dumb ding dongs that die super easy n poo poo
they were a mistake imo

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


That face when an old guy uses the phrase "rode hard and put away wet" and you never heard it before

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Decrepus posted:

That face when an old guy uses the phrase "rode hard and put away wet" and you never heard it before

Apropos of nothing, when I was a kid I thought the phrase was "rowed hard and put away wet," like a canoe not being dried off.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I mean, there's the manchild quote about wearing fedoras and bow ties to affect the trappings of "grown-up" without realizing what it means to be grown up, and I think people do it in relationships too. "People in love do X! They say X!" It becomes ritualized. People who are emotionally mature listen and relate, they become more whole by working through who they are with another person. I just got back from seeing a friend who always ends our visits with "I love you" and I say the same back to her. But now people think it's a big deal to even say it in the context of a romantic relationship, like its a concession in a power play. What good is a power play there exactly? You're meant to be on the same team.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
shibari is good and cool

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:

shibari is good and cool

I haven't done it but I might but it'd just be like a thing

cool af to draw though

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Pick posted:

I haven't done it but I might but it'd just be like a thing

cool af to draw though

ikr I love drawin all dem ropes

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:

ikr I love drawin all dem ropes

people loved that sticker u did

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Pick posted:

people loved that sticker u did

hell yeah I'm glad! I found the original lying around the other day now I have bara shibari tiddies hangin out keeping me company

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Troposphere posted:

shibari is good and cool

It's just like your japanese animes where the girl fucks her brother.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Pick posted:

I mean, there's the manchild quote about wearing fedoras and bow ties to affect the trappings of "grown-up" without realizing what it means to be grown up, and I think people do it in relationships too. "People in love do X! They say X!" It becomes ritualized. People who are emotionally mature listen and relate, they become more whole by working through who they are with another person. I just got back from seeing a friend who always ends our visits with "I love you" and I say the same back to her. But now people think it's a big deal to even say it in the context of a romantic relationship, like its a concession in a power play. What good is a power play there exactly? You're meant to be on the same team.

Why can't it just be, "I was turned on by seeing X, maybe we can try X"

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Arcsquad12 posted:

It's just like your japanese animes where the girl fucks her brother.

nah I only watch the finest of yuri my dude

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Troposphere posted:

shibari is good and cool

Every episode of Sailor Moon involves shibari or domination elements. :aaaaa:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Pick posted:

"People in love do X! They say X!" It becomes ritualized.

Love is a cargo cult.
:cripes:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




So are all these dogs bitches?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
No they are nice dogs.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

content, cross posted from another thread:



I dunno maybe he's right I emailed this to a friend of mine and this is what she replied with

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
who doesn't want brunch

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Every episode of Sailor Moon involves shibari or domination elements. :aaaaa:

Wonder Woman, too.

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

This thread has made me had to Google basically every term or acronym mentioned. What in the flying gently caress has the internet done to people? Was this line of thinking as commonplace before the internet hit saturation point, or is the internet allowing this type of thought to propagate? Thanks for the laughs and the cringing though!

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

PallasAthene posted:

I try not to be cynical, but when someone tells me they're doing a lunch run to "THA-co Bell and ask if I want them to bring me a kEH-sah-deeejah and a Baghhha Blast," after they just asked the dude next to me if he wants a gordita or enchirito it seems like they either think I won't understand the English pronunciations or that I might take offense and ride around the place on a horse firing pistolas into the air.

No but seriously, how the gently caress are we supposed to pronounce things then? What should someone who's not Mexican say when they say taco? TACK-oh? Tuh-KOH? "TAH-co" is how it's pronounced, they pronounce it in every single Taco Bell commercial that way. It's the name of one of the whitest franchises in the US. And I pronounce a quesadilla "keh-sah-deejah" because that's how it's loving pronounced.

Should I call gyros "JIE-rose" and croissants "crescent rolls"?

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