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g_ddamn it I had a crazy dream just now! I was in a hopsital havin sex with a pretty doctor woman with a blonde pony and a whitecoat and she broke out this cool robot lizard tail that reached all the way around and went in through my out door and it felt great Then she puts on this horrible old man mask that looked kinda like a flesh colored Red dwarf cyborg man and I said "wait can you pls take that off, I don't like that, I'm not attracted to thst" and she goes "ok but I have a confession: i'm a Q. this is what I actually look like" she pulls off the mask and she's got John delancies head And I said "yeah that's fine" and we hosed (in her cunnie w/ my penis and in my butthole w/ her robotic dinosaur tail)
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Qs lips are like gentle folds of gabagool subtly moistened by the sweaty provolone beneath His voice oscillates at the frequency of cum. my prostate was like a scanners head gif, just exploding over and over and over
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Aug 27, 2016 13:34
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Picards is longer but mine is chubbier by far - Q
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After, I snuggled betwixt his thighs like a dozy pug, snoring and whimpering dreamwhimpers and twitching my lil paws, Q scratched my headfuzz ans said "YOU are a good boy"
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THIS is where I checked out on your inane ramblings. And this is a loving Star Trek thread.
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Apoplexy posted:THIS is where I checked out on your inane ramblings. And this is a loving Star Trek thread. rude
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Gatekeeper posted:Picards is longer but mine is chubbier by far You spanked me. Picard never spanked me!
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Aaronicon posted:I always assumed that claim was a spot of dark humour, because in a turbocapitalist society like theirs, everyone's a slave to someone else. They just make a distinction because their slaves sign contracts, or 'volunteer' as part of a larger play. i just assumed he was either being pedantic like that since it was too somber of a moment for sisko to ask about their practice of indentured servitude or what they do to literally their entire feeeemale population or quark actually thought this since i'd imagine that truthful/accurate accounts of ferengi history are extremely unlikely to exist within the same culture that charges an entrance fee to step into someone's house
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VectorSigma posted:i just happen to be watching the ds9 s1 episode with q and vash The cheesy western TV show The Young Riders was on at the same time as TNG, and there's an episode that guest stars both Q and Vash. Vash plays an ex-prostitute and Q plays the creepy rapist villain who drives her to suicide. So hey, they had something to talk about while making the DS9 episode.
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Aug 27, 2016 18:38
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A female captain?? dont make me laugh
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Nation posted:A female captain?? dont make me laugh She takes ages parking it in a stationary orbit. And the bridge constantly smells of potpourri.
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Aug 27, 2016 19:19
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You can't have more than two women on the bridge or they'll gang up on the third one.
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happyhippy posted:And the bridge constantly smells of potpourri. Better than the standard "ozone and burned ensigns".
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happyhippy posted:She takes ages parking it in a stationary orbit. And lets not forget about that time of the month, you do not want to be around when its her red tinkle time. Am I right guys lol am I right?!!!
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Nation posted:A female captain?? dont make me laugh they gave her a ship named after a minivan
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Aug 27, 2016 19:50
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Star Fleet reprimanded her for aggressively selling Scentsy to her crew members during operational hours
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"Hey Tuvok, did Janeway bitch you out on the turbo lift this morning, too?" "Yes, ensign. Her assessment of the state of my comm badge was... Troubling" "Red Alert, amirite brah" "I believe the correct sentiment is... Earth bitches be crazy"
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Did voyager ever have an episode where the doctor shrank himself down to a microscopic size to perform surgery on a member of the crew? If not I will write a script for next season.
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I like that the main new addition to the NX-02 is a gigantic bay of floor to ceiling pulsing lights that apparently serve no function other than to distract everyone
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got my first mirror universe episode where anti-kira is pirate-siskos dominatrix lol nice work mirror-spock you idiot
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No one brought Spock back from the dead in that universe.
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Vic Fontaine was a loving human in the mirror universe. In my recent DS9 watchthrough I didn't watch a single goddamn one of those mirror episodes because they are garbage.
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Episodes I did not watch: S1: Captive Pursuit Dax The Storyteller Progress If Wishes Were Horse The Forsaken Dramatis Personae S2: Melora Second Sight Profit and Loss Blood Oath Crossover S3: Equilibrium Meridian Fascination Through the Looking Glass Facets S4: Rejoined Sons of Mogh Shattered Mirror The Muse S5: Let He Who is Without Sin.. Simple Investigation Soldiers of the Empire S6: Sons and Daughters Resurrection Statistical Probabilities One Little Ship His Way S7: Chrysalis Chimera
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im watching every single episode bad star trek is almost as entertaining as good star trek
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the u.s.s. intrepid is a big large aircraft carrying thing filled with important historic planes and shuttles and poo poo that flies/floats fast/dives beneath the sea they also are home to the Starfleet Academy Experience!!! yesterday I visited this important place with my mom. We saw many props from the shows, like Spock's actual ear molds and a old disintegratey pair of pointed ears and some tribbles, and a bunch of uniforms and such. I was only a foot away from a thing that was nestled between janeways thighs. Same with Wallace Shawn's curly toed shoes and nagus coat. Picards Peter pan outfit was sexy af. I never realized what a big sturdy solid man he was! It reminded me of Elvis's late 60's gold jacket outfits, when he was not a boy anymore but not yet a bloater, just a big hunk of manflesh ready to gently caress for days. This is what picards uniforms and pan clothes conveyed to me. No wonder Q was all around that business on the reg. I tricorded a corpse and took the Kobayashi Maru test and did phaser target practice and spoke Klingon and basically had the time of my life. I told my mom all about each exhibit and prop and character and show and kept cracking great jokes at voyagers expense and whooooo boy, the "Normies" really like that show huh? make a few "neelix hosed a baby" jokes and flyover state fat fucks mean mug the poo poo out of you and your mom  I also said "Gul dukat did nothibg wrong" real serious-like and a horrible woman pearl-clutched and made terrible screechy Picard flute sounds and demanded of her husband "did you hear that?? did you hear him??" which was weird because she didn't even look bajoran. Abyway, I found out I'm best suited for command (obviously lol) although communications was a good 2nd.  Hopefully Starfleet will eventually be real so I can present this certificate and sign up! I'll go where no gatekeeper has gone before 🖖 Anyone else experience the academy?? Share your story and post ur pics!! I can't post em now but at home I got a bunch of great pics I took of Gul dukat's face and some blurry planets and a big ol' ship and my mom getting "beamed up" if you guys wanna see em 
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cheerfullydrab posted:Vic Fontaine was a loving human in the mirror universe. In my recent DS9 watchthrough I didn't watch a single goddamn one of those mirror episodes because they are garbage. I thought he was an android? Didn't his chest burst open with a spray of electrical terror as circuits blew and wires fried when he got phasered? I remember thinking "huh that's cool actually, instead of one weird sentient technological thingy he's another one" and I wanna be right
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You should go back and watch; Blood Oath is dumb Klingon fun Profit and Loss has lovelorn Quark and is Cardie-heavy Melora is fun to hate Same for Progress's caterpod famer to fully illuminate why Bajorans are so awful The Storyteller is another important example of the backwards savagery of Bajorans Captive Pursuit has goddamn Tosk One Little Ship is dumb JemHadar fun Let He Who Is Without Sin should be watched to learn how much of a dour turd Worf truly is The rest are all pretty well skipped.
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Apollodorus posted:About 5 of those are worth watching IMO, but skipping the mirror universe eps is definitely okay. You just want to trick me into watching a Lwaxana Troi episode. I'm on to you!
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Why the hell did I skip Captive Pursuit?? If I'm remembering correctly, Tosk is goddamn awesome, whoops.
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Gatekeeper posted:Anyone else experience the academy?? Share your story and post ur pics!! I can't post em now but at home I got a bunch of great pics I took of Gul dukat's face and some blurry planets and a big ol' ship and my mom getting "beamed up" if you guys wanna see em One look at her biogenic scans and my polaron field inverted. I wouldn't say your mom's nacelles have poor warp field geometry, but even The Traveller wouldn't have a chance with 'em.
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FilthyImp posted:I tried to beam up your mom but my deflector array couldn't penetrate her pylons. drat it's like the ultimate hustler in space
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It shows you don't take risks and you has no respect for the chain of command I foresee you'll be stuck in Lt.Cmdr. middle management hell on a star base or research outpost somewhere. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Aug 28, 2016 |
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geordi is pretty cool for doing reading rainbow imo
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Automatic Slim posted:It shows you don't take risks and you His profile screams Ensign Harry Kim. No risk taking and no promotions
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etalian posted:His profile screams Ensign Harry Kim.  I got Ensign Harry Kim cause I'm a people pleaser
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MrSlam posted:
Bitch crew represent.
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Automatic Slim posted:It shows you don't take risks and you it says my respect for the rules is zero, which I dunno if that translates into "follows the rules", it sounds like the opposite? although you'd figure having zero respect for the rules would itself be taking a risk
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