Mak0rz posted:

Is this a real tweet or a fake? I must know

BillmasterCozb posted:

well there's your problem, he likes Clinton!

Mak0rz posted:

Is this a real tweet or a fake? I must know

BillmasterCozb posted:

well there's your problem, he likes Clinton!

Kajeesus posted:

It's so much better than that.

ItsNotAGirlName posted:

Hahahhahaha holy poo poo Scott Adams is batshit and it's amazing. Here's that wonderfully insane endorsement:

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/145456082991/my-endorsement-for-president-of-the-united-states

Kurtofan posted:

Dilbert's Wager

Mr. 47 posted:

quote:

And we will no longer want you,

I certainly will not, and you will die cold and alone in a world of regret, forever haunted by your own foolishness which drove all of the good guys such as myself away. And you will have no one to blame but yourself, knowing that you are responsible for the impending extinction of nice guys.

pathetic little tramp posted:

quote:

And we will no longer want you,

I certainly will not, and you will die cold and alone in a world of regret, forever haunted by your own foolishness which drove all of the good guys such as myself away. And you will have no one to blame but yourself, knowing that you are responsible for the impending extinction of nice guys.

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

What's the context on that one, did she dump him or something?

Mandator posted:

Rondette posted:

Have this thing I made ages ago thread

mind the walrus posted:

Alan Moore never stopped being disturbed that fans of Watchmen glued themselves to this character as an avatar of self-actualization

mind the walrus posted:

Moore has always had that particular brand of tunnel-vision that gives him the ability to make next level pulp but at the expense of always being at a right angle (e.g: surprisingly well-adjusted, considering) from what his audience fundamentally is (broken).

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

What's the context on that one, did she dump him or something?

quote:

As it is, I will never approach another woman again. That nice guy that was once inside of me is completely dead. Dead, and you killed him. You crucified him. You nailed him to the Cross.

quote:

This one was 17 years old, a college student, who, like me, had graduated high school a year early. Her name was -withheld- and she was very beautiful. Arguably even more beautiful than the first coworker who rejected me. She was blonde and petite, which are precisely my tastes. And she was in my department at the front end, taking a break in the cafe. Normally I would have just let it go, and drudgingly performed my job like any other day. But lately I have been on the prowl, constantly asking women out because I realize that mathematics is my only hope. I am never going to be Chad Thundercock. So my only hope is mathematics. I have to ask out so many women that eventually one of them will have to say yes per the laws of probability.

I was not expecting a "Yes." In fact, I was still recovering from my recent rejection. Expecting another rejection, and resolving that things could not possibly get any worse, I decided to do it. Putting on my orange vest to gather shopping carts from the parking lot, I unenthusiastically approached this girl and asked her if I could have her phone number, explaining that I thought she was very pretty and would like to take her out someday if she was interested.

pathetic little tramp posted:

no clue as to who the girl is, but he creeped on a girl on facebook, stole her phone number and tried to call her to ask her out, leading to the walmart he works at to shun the hell outta him

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/dating/a30817-an-open-letter-to-women-thanks-for-nothing


His whole history is solid reading material


Fuckin Chad Thundercock keeps takin all his women

edit:

oh god i found another photo, whoever this woman is she does not want to be here, she is in very real danger and looking around the room for potential weapons to use



context clues lead me to believe it is his mother (but obviously a stepmom?)

Mandator posted:

Check out the hover hand on this guy.

pathetic little tramp posted:

no clue as to who the girl is, but he creeped on a girl on facebook, stole her phone number and tried to call her to ask her out, leading to the walmart he works at to shun the hell outta him

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/dating/a30817-an-open-letter-to-women-thanks-for-nothing


His whole history is solid reading material


Fuckin Chad Thundercock keeps takin all his women

edit:

oh god i found another photo, whoever this woman is she does not want to be here, she is in very real danger and looking around the room for potential weapons to use



context clues lead me to believe it is his mother (but obviously a stepmom?)

quote:

Biological mommy. She had me at 15 and is the bravest woman I ever met

Mandator posted:

Check out the hover hand on this guy.

pathetic little tramp posted:

From the comments on his "scared a woman in the dark parking lot to add me on facebook" post someone asked who the woman was, stepmother or biomother:

CaptainSarcastic posted:

That actually makes the hover hand even creepier.

green chicken feet posted:

If due to economic or geographic circumstances these resources are beyond their reach, they may be doomed to a life of loneliness as the graphic suggests. If the resources are available, it's sensible to take advantage of it. Ideally, we should all be able to appreciate a person for who they are inside instead of judging by the outside, but unfortunately, people don't tend to be so accepting and react strongly to someone whose features fall that far outside of the norm.

green chicken feet posted:

Regarding the 1 - 10 chart... this is what I was talking about when I started the whole derail about plastic surgery (sorry everyone) - guys like in categories 1 and 2. Some of them are unable to be helped. I don't think there's any way of correcting it if you're born with your eyes extremely far apart. However, the guys with oversized noses or bad teeth could go from looking like a scary caricature to a fairly average person through surgery, dental work, and hygiene.

Rabble posted:

I'm against plastic surgery on the principle that you are disguising what your hideous children will look like by hiding your terrible genetics. Its basically fraud!

Moridin920 posted:

Some are really unable to be helped but you'd be surprised at what they can do nowadays I think. I don't really think 1-2 on that scale is really representative of that many people though but yeah some people are just really unlucky.

However, I've never seen a single MGTOWer/RedPiller that looked that bad. I mean this dude with his hover hand on his mom would be fine if he got better clothes and a better haircut and stopped being so desperate (which is a bit of a catch 22 obv I know).