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sweeperbravo posted:i mean like spagh is the sound you would instantly make ooh.. in that case well done then   
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SneakyFrog posted:
OK, like I'm not defending that likely terrible product, and sauce from a jar isn't as good as grandma italiano's all day sauce from scratch with heirloom tomatoes from her secret garden, but it's not like the sauce is being made in 5 minutes. Like sauce from a jar, it's just being heated up. Jar sauce isn't an "abomination" even if it's not the best thing. That stuff is still probably p gross, though. Spagh!
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Hello again, ugly food thread. The other night, I made what might be the ugliest food I've ever made. Astoundingly so.
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I think the bowl with corners is worse than the food, personally. Of course, I thought those were bran flakes at first.
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We don't have a lot of dishes (and almost all of my bad food photography takes place in one flat bowl) but why do I see so many people eating out of paper bowls and paper plates in their homes???? I'll admit that I let dishes sit in the sink for a few hours or overnight if I'm lazy, and to be fair I developed severe hand eczema from washing dishes in the past few months, but they're not an insurmountable task that makes me want to buy disposable stuff. Buy a drat plate
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Trent posted:I think the bowl with corners is worse than the food, personally. Tell me about it, but, this was a giant rear end matching set and I couldn't pass it up. Whole bunch of black octagons, the lot of them.
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The Snoo posted:We don't have a lot of dishes (and almost all of my bad food photography takes place in one flat bowl) but why do I see so many people eating out of paper bowls and paper plates at home????I'll admit that I let dishes sit in the sink for a few hours or overnight if I'm lazy, and to be fair I developed severe hand eczema from washing dishes in the past few months, but idgi. Buy a plate Assuming they have running water to wash plates. It actually costs more to eat from disposable stuff, since you can get ceramic or glass plates and bowls from places like dollar tree for literally $1 each or less. So, "buy a plate" probably is not the solution. People do it out of extreme laziness I imagine. Of course, why you would then take a picture bragging about it to post on the internet is another question. Unless it's like a cookout or birthday party or something with lots of guests, of course. Redneck-chic? The Bloop has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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When i want instant spaghetti I dump jarred pasta sauce on a packet of ramen noodles instead of the little seasoning packet and that only takes 3 minutes.
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rodbeard posted:When i want instant spaghetti I dump jarred pasta sauce on a packet of ramen noodles instead of the little seasoning packet and that only takes 3 minutes. You disgust me.
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Why is it such a "thing" in food photography for only a tiny portion of the food to be in focus and everything else be blurred to hell? At least in that case it makes the food look much worse than it probably actually was (which, to be fair, may have been exactly what you were going for but people do it all the time to things that are supposed to look good, which is what I don't "get").
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It's a trend in photography in general now in the hipster crowd. It's supposed to be artistic.
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Murphy Brownback posted:Why is it such a "thing" in food photography for only a tiny portion of the food to be in focus and everything else be blurred to hell? At least in that case it makes the food look much worse than it probably actually was (which, to be fair, may have been exactly what you were going for but people do it all the time to things that are supposed to look good, which is what I don't "get"). bokeh is cruise control for "art"
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Also shooting wide open requires far less light. It helps because eating ugly food in the dark is par the course.
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Bokeh also means slow or stupid in Japanese, so it's appropriate.
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The Snoo posted:We don't have a lot of dishes (and almost all of my bad food photography takes place in one flat bowl) but why do I see so many people eating out of paper bowls and paper plates in their homes???? I'll admit that I let dishes sit in the sink for a few hours or overnight if I'm lazy, and to be fair I developed severe hand eczema from washing dishes in the past few months, but they're not an insurmountable task that makes me want to buy disposable stuff. Buy a drat plate Maybe wear gloves to do the dishes? Bonus is that you can set the water hotter than you normally do for extra clean dishes!
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Just like momma Gein used to make
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No, I'm Marcus Hoffman. I design speedboats.
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Rolled Cabbage posted:Bokeh also means slow or stupid in Japanese, so it's appropriate. As a patron of superior Nihongonese animatics, I believe you mean "baka". Anyway, this is something. https://imgur.com/a/JsOa2     
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SneakyFrog posted:Just like momma Gein used to make This is an excellent post. Ed Gein is highly underrated as far as crazed serial killers to.
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This whole post is terrifying, but this picture may be the least appetizing picture of anything ever taken. edit: Lol 
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The Canadian in me wouldn't refuse these at least once.
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Fish Of Doom posted:This whole post is terrifying, but this picture may be the least appetizing picture of anything ever taken. A pb schmear.
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NewFatMike posted:This is an excellent post. Ed Gein is highly underrated as far as crazed serial killers to. The maitre'd at Harbor Bar? My contribution: I like boudin noir as much as the next guy who likes boudin noir, but this presentation? WTF 
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Fish Of Doom posted:This whole post is terrifying, but this picture may be the least appetizing picture of anything ever taken. This cannot be food. This is part of a 3D exhibition of the Bristol Stool Chart.
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Un chien andalou posted:Maybe wear gloves to do the dishes? Bonus is that you can set the water hotter than you normally do for extra clean dishes! I do have gloves now  This is my kind of lazy, fat dinner.
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Ugh, this has happened to me. I was out in the back yard, heard a BANG, and came in to find my casserole had exploded. This was almost five years ago and I still find little bits of glass under the stove sometimes. 
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Ugh, this has happened to me. I was out in the back yard, heard a BANG, and came in to find my casserole had exploded. This was almost five years ago and I still find little bits of glass under the stove sometimes. Looks perfectly fine to me.
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Gotta get silica in your diet somehow
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Ugh, this has happened to me. I was out in the back yard, heard a BANG, and came in to find my casserole had exploded. This was almost five years ago and I still find little bits of glass under the stove sometimes. That must have been a pain in the rear end to clean up
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"WE CAN REBUILD HIM. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY"
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InediblePenguin posted:"WE CAN REBUILD HIM. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY" Peppa Pig is a her. We can rebuild her. It's too small to be Daddy Pig.
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sweeperbravo posted:This cannot be food. This is part of a 3D exhibition of the Bristol Stool Chart. If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's that go see a doctor. CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 08:17 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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CannonFodder posted:If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's that go see a doctor. If it's red, it could be colon cancer and if you don't have that checked out you could be dead.
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Titus Sardonicus posted:If it's red, it could be colon cancer and if you don't have that checked out you could be dead. It's beets.
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BraveUlysses posted:That must have been a pain in the rear end to clean up I turned off the oven, left it open, went out and got tacos, and cleaned it up once it cooled down.
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BraveUlysses posted:That must have been a pain in the rear end to clean up Could be worse, at least it's a gas range. Imagine trying to get that out from between/off of where it baked onto the coils of an electric oven.
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Nuevo posted:Could be worse, at least it's a gas range. Imagine trying to get that out from between/off of where it baked onto the coils of an electric oven. 2-3 self clean cycles, walk away. Then throw the range out.
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