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Today in 8,000 BC, an Indian man discovered, mapped, and named the future state of Delaware, and also drafted an early version of the state constitution, but it was not ratified. Today in 1955, the first underwater car was driven accidentally, to mild applause. Today in 1643, every single landholding noble in France switched places with a poor member of their staff. Since none of them had informed the others of their plans, it led to some confusion. Today in 1973, Richard Nixon played racquetball for the first time. He played against Secretary of Housing and Urban Development James T. Lynn, and lost graciously. |
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Today in 1990, Roger Emember invented the act of thinking about things from the past, or R. Emembering (remembering) for the people who desire specific words for their definitons. This is why only 90's kids can remember things. |
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4672 BC: a sumerian man discovers how to extract thc-potent oil from cannabis plants, starting period historians often call "the dab ages" |
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1456 AD: the meme is invented by a jesuit monk |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Today in 8,000 BC, an Indian man discovered, mapped, and named the future state of Delaware, and also drafted an early version of the state constitution, but it was not ratified. I live in Delaware and can attest to the fact that FAU said this https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Today in 2116 Star Citizen is actually released, but doesn’t entirely manage to deliver upon its initial promise. |
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Today in 4000 B.C. the last dinosaur is killed by the Phoenicians Today in 3527 B.C. clams and turtles become two distinct species Today in 1968 A.D. Garfield Sobers became the first batsman ever to hit six sixes in a single over of six consecutive balls in first-class cricket.
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darkarchon posted:Today in 2116 Star Citizen is actually released, but doesn’t entirely manage to deliver upon its initial promise.
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Today in 1996, America declared its independence... from high-carb snacks, thanks to Slantshack-brand beef jerky! |
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today in 1875, the ability to blow off one's own hand with dynamite is discovered by miner Kenneth "Lefty" Smith |
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Today in 10000 B.C. Grunk of the Mogro tribe figured out how to make the world's first set of pants. He was mocked mercilessly for not wearing a loincloth and flaunting his genitals like the rest of the tribe. |
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Today in 3,500,000 B.C., all the other cavemen made fun of Homo Erectus for his name, which isn't even his fault guys. |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Today in 3,500,000 B.C., all the other cavemen made fun of Homo Erectus for his name, which isn't even his fault guys. lol |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Today in 3,500,000 B.C., all the other cavemen made fun of Homo Erectus for his name, which isn't even his fault guys.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Today in 3,500,000 B.C., all the other cavemen made fun of Homo Erectus for his name, which isn't even his fault guys.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Today in 3,500,000 B.C., all the other cavemen made fun of Homo Erectus for his name, which isn't even his fault guys. lol what a dork |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Today in 3,500,000 B.C., all the other cavemen made fun of Homo Erectus for his name, which isn't even his fault guys. |
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7,632 years ago on this day the concept of a day was invented, making this thread possible
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Today in 1953, Chubby Checker invented the Moonwalk, but America was not ready. |
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on this day, in 14 A.D., caeser augustus had already been dead for almost two weeks, so the motion to increase the length of his month to 32 days was discarded |
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Today in history on some day nothing happened at all |
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darkarchon posted:Today in history on some day nothing happened at all |
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FactsAreUseless posted:False. Everything has always happened. Prove me wrong is starcitizen released? Didn't think so |
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darkarchon posted:Prove me wrong is starcitizen released? Didn't think so it's released, it's just not a game yet
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darkarchon posted:Prove me wrong is starcitizen released? Didn't think so |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Always is a long time. Open your eyes, I see Your eyes are open Wear no disguise for me Come into the open When it's cold (When it's cold) outside (outside) Am I here in vain? Hold on to the night There will be no shame Always, I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony oh love (Always) I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony oh love (Always) Melting the ice for me Jump into the ocean Hold back the tide, I see Your love in motion When it's cold (When it's cold) outside (outside) Am I here in vain? Hold on to the night There will be no shame Always, I wanna be with you And make believe with you (Always) And live in harmony, harmony oh love (Always) I wanna be with you (Always) And make believe with you (Always) And live in harmony, harmony oh love (Always) When it's cold (When it's cold) outside (outside) Am I here in vain? Hold on to the night (When it's cold in the night) (Where the new love grows) There will be no shame (no shame) Always, I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony oh love (the leaves are falling down) (Always) I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony oh love (Always) I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony oh love (all the leaves are falling down (Always) I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony oh love (Always) I wanna be with you And make believe with you And live in harmony, harmony oh love (all the leaves are falling down) (Always) I wanna be with you |
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On this day in 2016 I went to work and my back hurt. Also my feet hurt.
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Today on this day some stuff happened which definitely resulted in a thing. This "thing" then became something else; and boy let me tell you what! To find out more about this thing and some other things like it, stay tuned to this thread because you're gonna learn about things you never knew you didn't know about! "Knowledge is power but it won't recharge your loving iPhone!" -Nietzsche https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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I'm excited to see this thread in exactly 10 days |
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I Was The Fury posted:I'm excited to see this thread in exactly 10 days Ah yes, a true national tragedy. The day the Hope Diamond was stolen in France in 1792 |
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Munchables posted:Ah yes, a true national tragedy. The day the Hope Diamond was stolen in France in 1792 I've never forgotten E: French men can't quell "steal" dreams? I Was The Fury fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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I Was The Fury posted:French men can't quell "steal" dreams |
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today in 1563 - the eccentric french aristocrat Jacques D'Olais's scat/bestiality fetish and boundless curiosity compelled him to eat the first egg ever consumed by man, thus ushering in the Golden Age of Eggsploration
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Today in history one day ago was yesterday
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today, north korea tested missiles again and said they would go to war but in actuality they cant pay for a war for over a friggin week
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I Was The Fury posted:French men can't quell "steal" dreams |
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today, in 1887, an ermine emerged from its burrow, saw its shadow, and there were six more weeks of summer. this event never caught on as a national holiday, though, so in stoat culture today is still celebrated as "gently caress that rear end in a top hat phil" day |
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Today in 1977, Blondie released their seminal new wave album "This Is Blondie, Here We Are, We Are The Band Blondie And We Made An Album With Songs Like 'The Blondie Song' and 'Here Comes Debbie Harry, Our Lead Singer'" |
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Today in 2009, I died of a heart attack and after a couple of months in purgatory, the Department of Heavenly Assignment finally reviewed my case and sent me here for my afterlife. |
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School Nickname posted:Today in 2009, I died of a heart attack and after a couple of months in purgatory, the Department of Heavenly Assignment finally reviewed my case and sent me here for my afterlife. you got punked. Those guys at the DHA are laughing their butts off right now. This is the waiting room for when there is overflow at the DHA offices and the lines start to stretch out the door.
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