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- nvm no cake
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Every time I seductively ask women to come back to my place and have some fun they seem into it at first but groan and leave when I bust out the Warhammer miniatures and start painting. Do modern women have a problem with Necrons? I don't get it.
did you let her pick up the miniatures before you got them wet with paint?? women hate bad pick ups
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Sep 3, 2016 04:12
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- nvm no cake
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i hang out at colleges and wait until i see a girl walking with a bunch of books or papers, then bump into her on purpose so i can practice my pick up skills
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Sep 3, 2016 04:15
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- FluffieDuckie
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i hang out at colleges and wait until i see a girl walking with a bunch of books or papers, then bump into her on purpose so i can practice my pick up skills
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Sep 3, 2016 04:20
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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there was a dollar on the street so I pretended to bend down to tie my shoelace but in reality i was picking up the dollar
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Sep 3, 2016 10:31
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- google THIS
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I joined a band. my whole job is to play a couple of notes before the first downbeat of the song
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Sep 3, 2016 16:24
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- FutonForensic
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IMHO it is rude to do this to people who are not your wife so be careful out there.
*picks up woman that looks like wife, judges her weight carefully* this is not my beautiful wife! LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water pick me up
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Sep 3, 2016 19:20
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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*picks up woman that looks like wife, judges her weight carefully* this is not my beautiful wife! LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water pick me up
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Sep 3, 2016 19:28
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- FactsAreUseless
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Her: Will you go down on me?
Me: No.
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Sep 3, 2016 19:31
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- Ace of Baes
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*picks up woman that looks like wife, judges her weight carefully* this is not my beautiful wife! LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water pick me up
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Sep 3, 2016 20:17
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