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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

vince, steph, hunter

go get drunk

hard

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Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Squashed.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

I don't know how to respond to this until I see it in GIF form. Sounds like a mauling though.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

bill demott said he wasn't athletic and now we all see what he meant

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
did punk hit the g2s?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

he was done the second he started charging

which was like the first second of the fight

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
So what are the odds Braun squashes a local jobber named Choking Man Punk on Monday?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

brock lesnar is at home putting another steak on the grill and giggling

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
This did not live up to 2 years of hype.

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009

Blaise330 posted:

This did not live up to 2 years of hype.

No this was absolutely what everyone wanted to see.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Hunter is going to book a gif of Pubk getting killed for the next 3 hours of RAW while he sits in the ring munching on popcorn and Steph laughs.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blaise330 posted:

This did not live up to 2 years of hype.

Anybody with a brain expected nothing less than what happened

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

*Cult of Personality solemnly plays on bagpipes*

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009

Helicity posted:

I don't know how to respond to this until I see it in GIF form. Sounds like a mauling though.

here you go, buddy

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Mulaney Power Move posted:

bill demott said he wasn't athletic and now we all see what he meant
Hell his trainer Ace Steel said this in Punks Doc.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
CM Punk is a loving loser like me and I'm laughing so hard rn.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Bran Loghair posted:

here you go, buddy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
The entire McMahon family having vinegar strokes right now

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Bran Loghair posted:

here you go, buddy


Christ. That is a broken man, and not in the Matt Hardy way.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Did anyone on the planet think Punk wouldn't get squashed? Wow a 38 year old man with no particular athleticism who had taken bumps for 20 years isn't a good fighter?

Dude was able to work his wrestling career into getting a UFC PPV match and huge payday he didn't deserve in the slightest. Well worth an rear end kicking

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
CM Punk after that fight looks like he has so many loving diseases jesus christ.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Did anyone on the planet think Punk wouldn't get squashed? Wow a 38 year old man with no particular athleticism who had taken bumps for 20 years isn't a good fighter?

No. But the thing is I get the feeling Punk did.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

im more partial to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/VivaDelRio/status/774813405244825600

lol

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8cbI3oSUW4

Congratulations CM Punk for being the one person to job during your debuts for both UFC and Chikara.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

I'm sure he'd appreciate this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGwy86kK0JU

In all seriousness I hope you recover from this and keep training and fighting and doing whatever you want, you abrasive manchild :patriot:

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

Bran Loghair posted:

here you go, buddy


Look in my eyes
What do you see

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Bran Loghair posted:

here you go, buddy


Nice to see Walter White achieve his dream of getting in the octagon.

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009

Humphrey Vasel posted:

Look in my eyes
What do you see

Tapped out at UFC Two Oh Three?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

CM Skunk lasted longer against Ryback: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8_UDblghc

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mulaney Power Move posted:

brock lesnar is at home putting another steak on the grill and giggling

at first I was surprised Ryback hasn't posted anything but he's probably still laughing hysterically

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
So when is Mickey Gall getting signed by the WWE

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

StarkRavingMad posted:

at first I was surprised Ryback hasn't posted anything but he's probably still laughing hysterically

i just imagine him looking at the tv, the bones of at least 50 extra spicy buffalo wings at his feet, and "heh heh heh, the BIG GUY"

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

they gotta retire cult of personality now

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

GenericMartini posted:

CM Punk after that fight looks like he has so many loving diseases jesus christ.

hahahaha
he's usually pretty sickly looking tbh. I don't think I've ever seen him without at least puffy dark red bags under his eyes.


seconding

Roman Reigns posted:

In all seriousness I hope you recover from this and keep training and fighting and doing whatever you want, you abrasive manchild :patriot:
, though. godspeed, crazzy man punk

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Amazing in two years CM Punk has gone from hero for bringing up the bullshit systematic problems of the WWE to pariah while Hunter made a super indy and did selfies with Nakamura and Joe and is now the savior of the WWE.

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