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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

That opening was their stab at CM Punk.

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

im back

i see dolph still has his stupid libertarian tights on

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

was that a LETS GO MIZ

if so l m a o

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



jim truds posted:

That opening was their stab at CM Punk.

Totally.

lmao

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
no one rides for free

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I... was not expecting intense mat wrestling from this.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

maryse looks like a magician's assistant

watch as the miz makes his heat disappear

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Go Miz, bury this jobber

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

that left hand from miz seemed rough

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



even i'm distracted by maryse's boobs tonight.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Go for the rear-naked choke, Miz

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

the smackdown commentary team got so much worse with the brand split

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Brock Lesnar posted:

gently caress, marry, kill

ziggler
the miz
the referee

miz, miz, ziggler

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

I thought his pants said Dr. Dre

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

miz, miz, ziggler

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
This is the downstait fight I just realized

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

miz, miz, ziggler

Maryse, is that you? :confused:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

dromal phrenia posted:

that left hand from miz seemed rough

better than Punk's

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
gently caress Ziggler tho?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'd like to put maryse in a box and cut her in half with a saw, if you know what i mean

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I approve of this match's storyline of "Dolph gets some offense in and then Miz brutally murders him."

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Cardboard Box posted:

the smackdown commentary team got so much worse with the brand split

it wouldn't be too bad without David Otunga. JBL hasn't been as bad as he was on Raw.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

seeing too much of lil ziggler in this submission

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Brock Lesnar posted:

gently caress, marry, kill

ziggler
the miz
the referee

The Miz, reverse order.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

IcePhoenix posted:

better than Punk's



I still like how the only move Punk did last night was a single punch which was immediately dodged into the takedown that ended the match.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
I'd marry Ziggler because he'd keep coming back no matter how shittily I treat him.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Irritated Goat posted:

Maryse, is that you? :confused:

man I wish my game was that on-point

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

At least 9/11 got laughs

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

IcePhoenix posted:

better than Punk's



Looks like when your sword fighter in a video game loses his weapon and has to punch stuff.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Brock Lesnar posted:

i'd like to put maryse in a box and cut her in half with a saw, if you know what i mean

You want to put her in WWE's remake of Boxing Helena?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

For the longest time my big complaint was there was no consistency for Miz's character. He pingponged back and forth between being a viscious maniac and a loser who sucks at wrestling, and he couldn't reconcile the contradiction the way guys like Jericho have done in the past.

This is the first match where I think he's doing it. Every time he gets hit everything about what he does screams "coward," from body languages to moveset, and every time he has the smallest advantage he's like a rat with rabbies falling on a chunk of bloody hamburger.

Well done Miz.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I kinda like serious amateur wrestler Ziggler. Hrm.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

IcePhoenix posted:

better than Punk's



Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Miz has had good offense today.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

That DICK! posted:

At least 9/11 got laughs

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mons Hubris posted:

I kinda like serious amateur wrestler Ziggler. Hrm.

I kinda like watching him die. This is a good match.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
this match is something. where's the puppy guy

bartok
May 10, 2006



Smackdown would be great if they traded JBL and Otunga for Corey Graves

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



the miz vs dolph ziggler

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
"Dolph Ziggler is wrestling The Miz"

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