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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Disgruntled means annoyed, so obviously if someone is annoyed with you they have lost their gruntle. Sure; for some reason the fortified version just got really popular.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:06 |
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poo poo that happens.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:11 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Sure; for some reason the fortified version just got really popular. it's a reference
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:37 |
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:43 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Can you ever be just "whelmed"? Since the verb form of whelm means "engulf or submerge"... yes?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:12 |
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whelm im'll be drat
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 19:58 |
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Wait, so what does it mean to be under-submerged?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 20:21 |
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I tried to pick and choose from these but they're all so incredible. Tunicate has a new favorite as of 21:38 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Wait, so what does it mean to be under-submerged? What about inundated instead of undated?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 21:45 |
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Tunicate posted:I tried to pick and choose from these but they're all so incredible. These have put me very close to a rage state.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 21:48 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:What about inundated instead of undated? How about irregardless.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 21:49 |
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flosofl posted:How about irregardless. Ir- is no prefix. ( if you didn't take Latin in school.)
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flosofl posted:These have put me very close to a rage state. i feel so angry right now.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 22:04 |
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Tunicate posted:I tried to pick and choose from these but they're all so incredible. Ugh. Especially the one about the disabled dreamy boy.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 22:19 |
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Lol at the cop just waving his gun around in an attempt to get some rebound action
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 22:23 |
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I'd say the one with the humblebrag about helping starving kids in Africa was the topper here.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 22:25 |
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Choco1980 posted:I'd say the one with the humblebrag about helping starving kids in Africa was the topper here. an Orphan school
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 22:28 |
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I actually laughed out loud at the girl getting ~300 candy canes. Just imagining her for months trying to eat them all up, gotta show Billy you appreciate his unnecessary surplus gift Also even if those candy canes were a quarter each Billy's dropping some seirous $$$ on these loving fundraisers
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:32 |
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Police officers itching for the chance to shoot somebody give me hope, because I want everyone loving dead.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:11 |
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And then my Dad went to jail for breaking Jimmy's arm.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 08:43 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:I think I recently saw it while reading one of the earlier Discworld novels but it's such an obvious pun or play on words* that it's probably been around for longer. Ummmm, no. In Discworld it is a pune.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 11:22 |
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Samizdata posted:Ummmm, no. In Discworld it is a pune. The newer editions are so full of misprints it can be anything really.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 11:39 |
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Paladinus posted:Ugh. Especially the one about the disabled dreamy boy. Yeah, Jesus that is obnoxious. Oh, such a shame an attractive person has a disability, because it completely negates his value as a human being, which of course he only had in the first place because he was attractive. What about unattractive people with disabilities? Do they matter? Maybe dream
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Yeah, Jesus that is obnoxious. Oh, such a shame an attractive person has a disability, because it completely negates his value as a human being, which of course he only had in the first place because he was attractive. ????
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:09 |
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E: nvm wrong thread
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:21 |
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Tunicate posted:I tried to pick and choose from these but they're all so incredible. If you read these aloud near your phone, Google auto-dials the national suicide prevention hotline
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 15:23 |
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This thread pushes me more toward interpersonal violence than suicide. Slap EVERYBODY! And then get married or whatever.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:46 |
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quote:I have been serving and bartending for over 9 years, so I've seen it all. I'll leave this one for now, but if this thread picks up and people want more stories, I'd be happy to tell the childspawn from hell story, the creepy regular who made 4 female bartenders change shifts, or about the regular who tried to be my sugar daddy and when I refused, he tried to purchase me, like actually buy me...
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 01:58 |
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quote:At the place I used to work for, children could get a free cookie - slightly bigger than a Chips Ahoy cookie - as long as they agreed to finish a small cup of fruit or vegetables of their choice with their meal, children 6 or older could get a "jumbo" cookie - which was maybe an inch wider than a normal one - if they chose a fruit *and* vegetable cup. We were pretty busy every Friday; customers could come in as groups of three to six and pay $5 per person (must be 13 or over by law and health regulation) to participate in Friday's Eat It and Beat It contest, where each group must order twice as many entrees, at least two appetizers, and at least three sides per person, as well as a 20 inch pie for the table, and must have all dishes cleared within an hour in order to "beat it" without paying for the full meal. If they couldn't finish, they were given a bill to pay for the dishes they didn't finish as well as a loser's fine where they paid their admission fees again.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 02:16 |
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I have no idea what happened in that story
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 02:20 |
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oldpainless posted:I have no idea what happened in that story gently caress your fruits and veggies, that's why
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oldpainless posted:I have no idea what happened in that story That's a running theme with service industry STDH.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 03:30 |
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Why would that contest be against the law for children?
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Why would that contest be against the law for children? More to the point, why would the state government care what kind of promotions a business chooses to run? The elderly lady screaming for her tips, teenager pouring BBQ sauce over the little boy, dad being lewd--the only thing this was missing was a kid putting ice cream into our heroine's pocket. We've all seen assholes in restaurants. But this is a pastiche of every hellscape family imaginable.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 07:36 |
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I think that story may be made up.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 07:49 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I think that story may be made up. Excuse me sir, there is no room for doubting Thomases in shit_that_definitely_happened.rtf
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 08:44 |
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Once more these people fail because they just can't help but push their story too far. Stop at the kid getting mad he's not allowed to participate in the contest, or that he doesn't get a cookie. Boom, believable story.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 08:46 |
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Though of course a completely pointless one.
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We ain't even have our food.
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