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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

"please forget everything that ive done recently, i'm on smackdown now"

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

VACANT IS BACK

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

That was a weird promo

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
jack swagger - a big problem


just not in the way he thinks

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

So the terrorists won one Raw

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Swagger is fine midcard depth, which is what they need. I don't really see any reason to hate this.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

:shobon: as gently caress

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Will they finally allow him to play Biff Tannen ?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
oh, my, he is not good on the mic, is he.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
holy poo poo this is unbelievably bad

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I think it's my fault for choosing to watch Smackdown this week, I think I damaged your show guys, I'm sorry.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

nooneofconsequence posted:

So the terrorists won one Raw

Terrorists always win they get better spawn points.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I mean I'm glad they gave him a personality but not a good start.

Yay Becky!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


We don't deserve Bayley :3:

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
"we got the guy who lost to jinder mahal!"

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
What happened to the mustachio'd racist who spoke for him

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
Becky is here to save us.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Becky :dance:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

sportsgenius86 posted:

Swagger is fine midcard depth, which is what they need. I don't really see any reason to hate this.

i'm just really confused

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

"People keep talking about how much better SmackDown is than Raw! This won't do at all!"
Vince: "Don't worry, I know a guy."

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Jerusalem posted:

Haha, it's been awhile since I remembered that Jack Swagger is surprisingly tall.

Since all the way back to wwecw

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Supreme Allah posted:

What happened to the mustachio'd racist who spoke for him

Rusev brutally murdered him.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I have 0 problem with Swagger joning the midcard, depth is good and he has talent, but it bums me the gently caress out that you have Apollo Crews right there desperately needing a storyline and instead he's a jobber now I guess

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

sportsgenius86 posted:

Swagger is fine midcard depth, which is what they need. I don't really see any reason to hate this.

He promised me the rolling stones and didn't deliver I hate this

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Hammerstein posted:

Will they finally allow him to play Biff Tannen ?

thats how they SHOULD have repackaged him but instead he appears to be a.... late 90's mall rat?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Jack Swagger is like, the ultimate "only catchphrase over" guy. The crowd always chants along with "We the people" then proceed to not give a poo poo about him for the rest of the match.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
which show does smackdown have as its dark matches, superstars or main event?
anyway my point is, look forward to seeing jack on that one next week

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Save us, Becky!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

that promo was really bad but i'm glad for jack

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I miss Colter

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Rhonne posted:

Jack Swagger is like, the ultimate "only catchphrase over" guy. The crowd always chants along with "We the people" then proceed to not give a poo poo about him for the rest of the match.
If he worked a more aggressive shoot style he would probably get over pretty quickly.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

That promo was dumb but if WWE sold a shirt that just said "I'm a big problem" I'd buy it

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

say what you want about jack swagger's promo, it was better than the club/new day's promo last week

bartok
May 10, 2006



I use to think Jack Swagger could be repackaged into a killer hoss but I think that ship has sailed a long time ago.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

becky needs a heel challenger and carmella should be feuding with nikki, so if they choose nattie over alexa i am going to throw a tantrum

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

We, The Peephole.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Well if there's literally any show that can make Baron Corbin interesting it's Talking Smack, so time to Ziggler or Swim.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Ostentatious posted:

say what you want about jack swagger's promo, it was better than the club/new day's promo last week

even if the content was worse (it wasn't) it was only 30 seconds long

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Make Jack a midcard Brock Lesnar and he will be golden.

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



dromal phrenia posted:

becky needs a heel challenger and carmella should be feuding with nikki, so if they choose nattie over alexa i am going to throw a tantrum

:same:

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