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Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Their on-ice theme is obviously DK Rap 2017

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Nail Rat posted:

The Wild and the Blue Jackets were both officially named around 2.5 years before their first drafts. This team is going to be drafting in 9 months and the owner is still by his account registering fake names to throw people off the trail of what they're actually going to be called.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/nhl-vegas/bill-foley-admits-registering-fake-names-las-vegas-nhl-team

This is already the dumbest team in sports.

Maybe the NHL should've allowed Foley to start the naming process earlier

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Call this team Scorpions and make the logo being one of those gross fuckers holding a puck in its claws.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Lessail posted:

Maybe the NHL should've allowed Foley to start the naming process earlier

Did he really need league approval to ask West Point whether it would allow a theoretical hockey team to be named Black Knights? And he couldn't have thought up an alternative in case they wouldn't? This process has been going on for years.

Also it's not just that there's not a name (although he should have had his names picked by now if he's not doing a public vote), it's that he's registering fake names on purpose that makes it silly.

Nail Rat fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Sep 15, 2016

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

You just know if the team is called the "Desert Knights" that there's gonna be an event called "Nights in the Desert with the Desert Knights" or something along those lines.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Craptacular! posted:

Silver something is probably best since it's the Silver State. Even though our silver industry's best cultural export was the NWA/WCW Heavyweight Title belt.

I just don't know why you're calling your team Knights when there's a bigger city with a team called Kings nearby. Is our hockey identity really Los Angeles's lovely less important buddy? We get enough of that in our real lives.

Knights are better than Kings because they move in the shape of a hockey stick.

Tank44
Jun 13, 2005

We want the ball & We're going to score

HanabaL03 posted:

I'm pulling for "Desert Knights".

Prefer Dessert Knights in homage to all the buffets

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Las Vegas Moonlight Knights

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Las Vegas Boogie Knights

mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!
Las Vegas Night Kights

All black jerseys with glow in the dark star bits

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
The Las Vegas Nighttime coughing sneezing and wake up to play hockey team brought to you by Benedryl

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


In slightly related news, the Oakland Raiders are a step closer to moving to LV

https://twitter.com/NateNews3LV/status/776492029555593216

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
RIP Las Vegas whatever you're gonna be calleds, because the Raiders are already stealing your thunder and jersey sales.

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer
It'd be kinda cool if they were the Silver Knights and used silver/black. I guess things would get kind of weird when playing the Kings, but I always liked that about Pittsburgh's teams.

Although I'm sure there's no way the creator would want to base the identity around a football team.

pizza valentine fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Sep 15, 2016

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Make the Kings go back to purple and gold or stop slobbin' the knob of whichever LA basket/football team is popular at the time and choose their own colors.

Or slap em in Clippers colors :v:

e: wait, no, rams colors haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Sep 16, 2016

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Nail Rat posted:

Did he really need league approval to ask West Point whether it would allow a theoretical hockey team to be named Black Knights? And he couldn't have thought up an alternative in case they wouldn't? This process has been going on for years.

Also it's not just that there's not a name (although he should have had his names picked by now if he's not doing a public vote), it's that he's registering fake names on purpose that makes it silly.

You're really intent on poo poo talking this team

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

On the other hand maybe the thin skinned blog dude will tweet a screenshot of this thread again if we roast him hard enough

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Lessail posted:

You're really intent on poo poo talking this team

Your third post in this thread is saying you hope you don't need to wait until September for the name. Now we know the name's not being announced in September and the guy is still registering fake names.

Meanwhile the Raiders are already able to start building their Vegas brand (sure Raiders jerseys sales etc. that Vegas people buy right now will be shared with the league since it's all online, but they'll be building a fanbase at least), it's not good for the something knights. I hope they work out but he's playing this really wrong. They should've been selling jerseys and shirts before the Las Vegas Raiders basically became a certainty.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Nail Rat posted:

Your third post in this thread is saying you hope you don't need to wait until September for the name. Now we know the name's not being announced in September and the guy is still registering fake names.

Meanwhile the Raiders are already able to start building their Vegas brand (sure Raiders jerseys sales etc. that Vegas people buy right now will be shared with the league since it's all online, but they'll be building a fanbase at least), it's not good for the something knights. I hope they work out but he's playing this really wrong. They should've been selling jerseys and shirts before the Las Vegas Raiders basically became a certainty.

And you'd be making GBS threads on him if the name leaked from registering only one name

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
Also good job of comparing a team moving to Vegas with a team starting here

I guess much like talking about the time frame of naming to draft instead of the time frame of granted team to name, you'll pick whatever lovely angle you can

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I can tell you're going to be a lot of fun in the hockey threads

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Lessail posted:

Also good job of comparing a team moving to Vegas with a team starting here

I guess much like talking about the time frame of naming to draft instead of the time frame of granted team to name, you'll pick whatever lovely angle you can

You're right, praise be unto the Creator

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Nail Rat posted:

You're right, praise be unto the Creator

Nah nah nah keeping posting about how poo poo everything is with the team but be sure to end it with a "but I hope it all works out" because nobody can comprehend what you're doing if you do so

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
You have incredibly thin skin. I find it dumb that the guy doesn't have his name when it's seemed inevitable he was getting a team a year ago, yes. I dared to make an offhand comment that the team might have issues keeping fans if they were really bad, yes. Those are literally the two things I've ever said against your exalted team. You are holding this grudge like a crazy person. I do hope your team works out because I think it's really cool for Vegas to finally be getting teams but this is not going well and you're stupid if you don't realize they're loving up an important time. The NFL is way, way bigger than the NHL and the possibility of the Raiders moving to Vegas has looked legit for like six months, yet the Creator keeps pushing back his reveal date (it was originally supposed to be September, which you yourself thought was a long time). I mean if you wanna be rah rah and pretend you don't see that this is being handled poorly feel free.

I think you are actually the Sin Bin guy.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Las Vegas I Woke Up In The Penthouse Suite With Two Dwarves, A Clown, Sixteen Empty Canisters Of Whipped Cream, A Kiddie Pool Full Of Cherry Jell-O And A Twelve Foot Long Reticulated Python

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


The Winnipeg Jets held out on their name until their first round pick of the draft. That was plenty stupid without an NFL franchise breathing down their necks.

I know Foley wants the Knights name bad, but George Lucas also wanted Luke Skywalker to be a sexagenarian. If this is what's holding everything up, Foley's just going to have to deal with it, and pull a name from his rear end.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
The Las Vegas Assinights

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
The Las Vegas Hangovers

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
The Las Vegas You Both Have Thin Skin

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Nail Rat posted:

You have incredibly thin skin. I find it dumb that the guy doesn't have his name when it's seemed inevitable he was getting a team a year ago, yes. I dared to make an offhand comment that the team might have issues keeping fans if they were really bad, yes. Those are literally the two things I've ever said against your exalted team. You are holding this grudge like a crazy person. I do hope your team works out because I think it's really cool for Vegas to finally be getting teams but this is not going well and you're stupid if you don't realize they're loving up an important time. The NFL is way, way bigger than the NHL and the possibility of the Raiders moving to Vegas has looked legit for like six months, yet the Creator keeps pushing back his reveal date (it was originally supposed to be September, which you yourself thought was a long time). I mean if you wanna be rah rah and pretend you don't see that this is being handled poorly feel free.

I think you are actually the Sin Bin guy.

Once again you do not consider the NHL dragging their feet nor them not wanting anything official with the team done until they granted it

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Lessail posted:

Once again you do not consider the NHL dragging their feet nor them not wanting anything official with the team done until they granted it

You have a point there. I can understand not having picked a name although I still think he could have had a knight and non-knight one picked out because Bettman can't keep him from just thinking about it or asking family/friends.

But registering Sand Knights as fake intentionally is just dumb, they already have 3 possible knights. Even if the goal is not to "leak" the name (who cares), he already had 3 knight names he was considering, plus a couple others. It's knowingly registering more fake names that seems dumb to me but YMMV.

This dude agrees I guess http://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/columns-blogs/ed-graney/bill-foley-fans-put-too-much-emphasis-nhl-team-s-nickname

Nail Rat fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Sep 16, 2016

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Las Vegas Slapfights

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
I'm amazed/amused that the league couldn't help them get the Canadian rights to the name Knights, a junior team owned by an NHL team executive.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 8 days!)

The Las Vegas Quebec Cities

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Zodijackylite posted:

I'm amazed/amused that the league couldn't help them get the Canadian rights to the name Knights, a junior team owned by an NHL team executive.

This. If they can't be the plain old Knights, they should just move on because all forms of [ADJECTIVE] Knights sound like a dang ECHL team


Desert Knights would own for stupid reasons but it seriously sounds dumb for a professional team name

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
I still like Scorpions as a serious suggestion and wish he'd circle back to that.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Las Vegas Stingers and it's a scorpion shooting a missile and the jerseys are camouflage.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
the las vegas support our troops

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Las Vegas Burrowing Owls. :3:

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Las Vegas names their team like someone trying to choose a username a few years into a game.

Las Vegas BIack_Knights

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