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Do regular MU Canucks even know about Dept. H? Or do they get the sanitized version where it's inspirational newsbites about how awesome Vindicator is and how she' saved kittens?
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Gaz-L posted:Do regular MU Canucks even know about Dept. H? Or do they get the sanitized version where it's inspirational newsbites about how awesome Vindicator is and how she' saved kittens? Definitely the latter.
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Sep 16, 2016 22:42
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Didn't the Weapon program start in America? Like I could swear reading how Captain America was Weapon I, and the whole thing was called like Weapon Plus. e: Yep apparently that is a thing Grant Morrison did.
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Sep 16, 2016 22:44
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Grant Morrison says a lot of things.
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Sep 16, 2016 22:59
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Weapon Xs origin will change every few years as its a popular thing for hack writers to wring a little more juice from.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:01
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Roth posted:You could end up getting blown up in an event comic with the rest of your town. I was going to say that's never going to happen but my city got wrecked by nazis in fear itself  What's worse? Your town getting wrecked in the marvel universe or your town getting wrecked on a bad event?
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Sep 16, 2016 23:03
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I'm suddenly curious. Does anything happen in Marvel-Texas?
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm suddenly curious. Does anything happen in Marvel-Texas? Besides Scarlet Spider and the lamest Superteam of all time, you mean?
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Sep 16, 2016 23:06
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I'm okay with Scarlet Spider, though, so I'll settle for that. I forgot that one takes place in Houston. gently caress houston
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Sep 16, 2016 23:07
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EoRaptor posted:By the end of the third word bubble, I was reading this in Dr. Orpheus's voice. It worked out pretty well. I really hope that the new Doctor Strange film is just Benedict Cumberbatch doing a lengthy impression of Dr. Orpheus.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:07
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Lurdiak posted:They've had the registration act forever, they got taken over by evil aliens like 3 times, they militarize all their superheroes, etc. Yet, better than New York. Also Canada has been doing reprehensible poo poo since Day 1 in the real world. Weapon X would fit right in.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:
If it's any consolation, Scarlet Spider hates Houston more than you possibly could.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:21
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I'm from Connecticut, and I have to say sorry for the first Civil War.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:25
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Lurdiak posted:If it's any consolation, Scarlet Spider hates Houston more than you possibly could. I'm from Houston and I agree with Scarlet Spider. How does a Spider-Guy even function in a city with only 5-6 big skyscrapers that are all within a couple blocks of each other? He'd have to be jumping from car to car on I-10 just to get anywhere.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:28
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I'm from Houston and I agree with Scarlet Spider. 
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Sep 16, 2016 23:31
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Actually living in the Marvel Universe would be weird, because remember, during one of the Infinity Gauntlet events, half of everyone died and then came back to life. Which means, even if you were born after that event, you certainly know at least several people who could tell you what being dead was like. What would be even worse is if you were one of the rare individuals completely impervious to mind control, you'd start sounding crazy after a couple of weeks when nobody believes you about the Sentry/Spider-Man revealing his identity to the world/House of M/etc.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:34
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I'm from Houston and I agree with Scarlet Spider. I don't know why in all these decades no one has any new ideas for Spider-Man's web travelling. If anything, they've regressed. At least Ditko would have him using webs like tightropes but 99.999% of all artists since have never copied it or done anything else.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:41
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Josef bugman posted:I really hope that the new Doctor Strange film is just Benedict Cumberbatch doing a lengthy impression of Dr. Orpheus. I'm hoping for him to do his very best Hugh Laurie impression. 
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Josef bugman posted:I really hope that the new Doctor Strange film is just Benedict Cumberbatch doing a lengthy impression of Dr. Orpheus. I've never read his solo stuff, but when Strange showed up in Howard the Duck I absolutely read his dialogue in Orpheus' voice.
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Sep 16, 2016 23:45
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I would like to request information on what sort of 'fun' I would have to look forward to if I lived in Marvel's Melbourne. I mean I'm probably safe from montages of destruction, because those aim for Sydney, but it's a big enough city (and city name) that I'm sure there's something of note.
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Sep 17, 2016 01:10
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Spider-Man in Kansas. 
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Sep 17, 2016 01:17
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 Next time in Strange Tales... Dr Strange goes to Federal prison!
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Lurdiak posted:They've had the registration act forever, they got taken over by evil aliens like 3 times, they militarize all their superheroes, etc. There's also wendiegos everywhere. And you don't even have to mean to eat human flesh to turn into one.
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muscles like this? posted:Next time in Strange Tales... Dr Strange goes to Federal prison! What actually happens is even stupider. His girlfriend gets kidnapped by Dormammu's sister Umar. To defeat Umar he releases Zom, destruction incarnate. Umar sees this then runs away. Zom decides to pulverize Earth instead. The Ancient One, Strange's master gets himself killed and gives a cryptic clue 'Give Zom a haircut' Strange does this, and apparently PURE EVIL MAGIC is contained in the hair. Because he released evil magic into the world, the Living Tribunal shows up and says 'Welp, gonna blow up Earth, its the only way to clean up this mess.' Strange convinces him not to if he can clean up the mess himself. He does this by finding Baron Mordo and concentrating all the evil in him instead. This gives Mordo super evil powers and banishes Strange to another dimension. Also The Living Tribunal left a giant hourglass at Stonehenge so they know how much time they have. They're part of the SHIELD collection since they were originally printed in a double feature, STRANGE TALES. The Dr Strange stories are so bad. I'm up to the point where there's a change in writers and artists though and its improved remarkably.
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SynthOrange posted:What actually happens is even stupider. Jesus, Newspaper Spiderman doesn't have poo poo on Stephen Strange.
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SynthOrange posted:What actually happens is even stupider. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yruQM1ggc
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I've never read his solo stuff, but when Strange showed up in Howard the Duck I absolutely read his dialogue in Orpheus' voice. At some point Steven Rattazzi's voice became the full time default in my head for anything I read with Strange and I have yet to find a story where it doesn't work. poo poo, if I was rich I'd just pay whatever it cost to have him dub the whole movie for my own personal enjoyment.
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Say Nothing posted:Spider-Man in Kansas. Should have learned from the baby spiders who shoot a web straight up and then float on the wind.
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I mean, if we're being nitpicky he can do anything a spider can, and paragliding spiders are a terrifying reality.
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Has Pete done the large butt to block holes thing that trapdoor spiders do? Asking for a friend
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Check noir Spiderman that seems like something he'd do
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John Dyne posted:Didn't the Weapon program start in America? Like I could swear reading how Captain America was Weapon I, and the whole thing was called like Weapon Plus. iirc, it was a joint program between the US and Canada, but the US pulled out in like, the fifties. Location chat, I'm in Michigan, so I have the Great Lakes Avengers to protect me! 
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Say Nothing posted:Spider-Man in Kansas. He has a car guys, same dude posted it.
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I'm late to the SG party, but Squirrel Girl's expression in this one panel is one of the few times I've legit laughed at loud at a comic.
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AnonSpore posted:Has Pete done the large butt to block holes thing that trapdoor spiders do? He has not displayed his super-badonkadonk-having powers yet, no.
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fadam posted:I'm late to the SG party, but Squirrel Girl's expression in this one panel is one of the few times I've legit laughed at loud at a comic. I love the tiny text at the bottom. Really, who doesn't love some smooching.
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The only superhero from my state is Razorback but let's face it when you got him why would you need anyone else?dordreff posted:He has not displayed his super-badonkadonk-having powers yet, no. He is firmly against that type of thing.  Fantastic Four 21
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Goggles guy on the left is the best for the total shock and awe reaction, like Spiderman's denial of bootyliciousness is as shocking as him pulling out the ultimate nullifier. Everyone else is just "what is this bullshit?"
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E-- Double post cause I sent this at like 3 a.m. when the forums went down
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