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loquacius

City of Glompton posted:

hi loquacius, I think you'll find the font will grow on you. I used to work in a field that gave me font-snobbery and I hated comic sans but now I appreciate it for the chill, casual font it is

hoping to build up some new positive associations with it now :buddy:

Luvcow posted:

Tom Brady fans are welcome here

I try to really capture and project the vital essence of Tommy, Jimmy, and Jacoby when I write my posts

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GORDON

by Fluffdaddy

City of Glompton posted:

hi gordon

hi nathilus

if it helps, I'm very genuinely sincere with being friendly so please accept this hearty welcome

Thanks that is very nice of you to say.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm nice unironicaly.

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ROFLburger

Adiabatic posted:

hi roflburger i generally like your posts

I'm still waiting on my transmission decal stickers mister

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ThePeavstenator

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
hi

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City of Glompton

hello and welcome, how are you today?


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Nathilus posted:

A little. It's better than a well hello friend" post while you're smiling at me with your mouth but not your eyes, at least.

there's a certain tension in byob along those lines that makes posting here a lot of fun once you get a handle on it


hi how are you ♥

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

see also: did you just ironically goldmine my thread?

ThePeavstenator

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Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

City of Glompton posted:

hello and welcome, how are you today?

at work, excited because a fellow engineer is being fired on monday and two test techs might also be fired. things are about to get weird

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

your excitement at the prospect of people losing their jobs tells me you might be a sociopath? i'm keeping my eye on you

Matoi Ryuko


Nathilus posted:

I'm also considering refugee posting but the low byob usercount and the mormon-type fake overfriendliness give me some bad vibes.

Gonna have to think on it.

Greetings, friend!

ThePeavstenator

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Establish the Buns

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Bo-Pepper posted:

your excitement at the prospect of people losing their jobs tells me you might be a sociopath? i'm keeping my eye on you

nah these guys are maximum shitters, one of them might have lied about his education

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City of Glompton

ThePeavstenator posted:

at work, excited because a fellow engineer is being fired on monday and two test techs might also be fired. things are about to get weird

that is exciting chaos is fun sometimes. good luck next week!


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

loquacius

ThePeavstenator posted:

at work, excited because a fellow engineer is being fired on monday and two test techs might also be fired. things are about to get weird

Why are three people being fired at once, is there downsizing or is the hammer coming down for some big fuckup disaster that just happened

ThePeavstenator

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Establish the Buns

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loquacius posted:

Why are three people being fired at once, is there downsizing or is the hammer coming down for some big fuckup disaster that just happened

engineer has taken 1.5 years to get 30% done of the 6 month project he was hired for

two techs have done no-call-no-show multiple times

a product department wants to release a product that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a piece without doing proper testing in december (they have not even built a prototype for it yet) and loses about a million a year because of all the warranty claims on their stuff so that group might be gutted for the 4 good employees and the whole wing may be axed

ThePeavstenator fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Sep 21, 2016

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Instruction Manuel

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hey everyone. I never really checked out BYOB but I'm here now. I like chill posting :)

ThePeavstenator posted:

engineer has taken 1.5 years to get 30% done of the 6 month project he was hired for

two techs have done no-call-no-show multiple times

a product department wants to release a product that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a piece without doing proper testing in december (they have not even built a prototype for it yet) and loses about a million a year because of all the warranty claims on their stuff so that group might be gutted for the 4 good employees and the whole wing may be axed

Yikes.

City of Glompton

hi wamdoodle! welcome and I am glad you are enjoying the chill.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Pimpcasso

VOLS BITCH
i hope byob supports tennessee tia

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Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?

ROFLburger posted:

I'm still waiting on my transmission decal stickers mister

oh jeez i forgot about that

im about to need another one too so ill totally call the guy

liddledragon

[DRAGONING CLIMAXES]

vols bitch posted:

i hope byob supports tennessee tia

I'm actually at UT....er....one of the rural campuses though. :saddowns:

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?

Nathilus posted:

mormon-type fake overfriendliness

this happens sometimes but its by people who dont matter so like w/e

a majority of us are sincerely friendly and thats cool and good and makes me like posting here yo

Pimpcasso

VOLS BITCH

liddledragon posted:

I'm actually at UT....er....one of the rural campuses though. :saddowns:

Go skyhawks

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liddledragon

[DRAGONING CLIMAXES]

vols bitch posted:

Go skyhawks

:sparkles: Let us know when you find out what a skyhawk is.

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



Saint Isaias Boner posted:

also turn signatures back on and get one because you're not getting the whole story until you see it's SELTZER TIME 800 pixels high every time I post (which I do often)

Hey man just as a heads up I got orange and vanilla seltzer and it owns

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Business Gorillas posted:

Hey man just as a heads up I got orange and vanilla seltzer and it owns

right on brother

shoophobo

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

I still don't know how to post here.
can I call people a fuckman and talk about my addictions/dark desires?

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

shoophobo posted:

I still don't know how to post here.
can I call people a fuckman and talk about my addictions/dark desires?

you can call people fellowman and talk about your hobbies and pets

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

but don't worry: we'll read into it. we'll know

byob gets subtext


hi how are you ♥

eonwe



Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you can call people fellowman and talk about your hobbies and pets

lol

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Humans Among Us posted:

Is this where all the seinfeld tgreads went ?

There were Seinfeld threads in BYOB first: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650516

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Business Gorillas

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Talking about hobbies my first d&d campaign starts in a hour

Nathilus

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm nervously edging a little further into byob but my eyes are still a bit wild and I'm looking around all over the place

eonwe



Nathilus posted:

I'm nervously edging a little further into byob but my eyes are still a bit wild and I'm looking around all over the place

like a deer, we are going to let you move closer to us

we dont want to spook you

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Nathilus posted:

I'm nervously edging a little further into byob but my eyes are still a bit wild and I'm looking around all over the place

this song may help calm your nerves, just relax and succumb to the forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

can a mod please embed this in the thread?

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you can call people fellowman and talk about your hobbies and pets

I like to take my bourbon for walkies in the park

heard u like girls


I know and it was good to see them spread to GBS where they were wildly popular as well :)

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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Business Gorillas posted:

Talking about hobbies my first d&d campaign starts in a hour

What system? Are you running the game or playing? Is it A home brewed setting or one of the officially supported ones? Sorry if this is too many questions, I just really like D&D

heard u like girls

I Was The Fury posted:

What system? Are you running the game or playing? Is it A home brewed setting or one of the officially supported ones? Sorry if this is too many questions, I just really like D&D

:same:

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Pimpcasso

VOLS BITCH

Eonwe posted:

like a deer, we are going to let you move closer to us

we dont want to spook you

*flips safety to off on crossbow*

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tao of lmao

Nathilus posted:

I'm nervously edging a little further into byob but my eyes are still a bit wild and I'm looking around all over the place

They're just as scared of you as you are of them. The over-friendliness is a defense mechanism. It's ok. You can pet them. If you hold your hand out with some oats in it, they might even walk right up and eat it!

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