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blue footed boobie posted:What's sex with a cordless drill supposed to be like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h1qG_l41vs
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A drill is such a weird analogy, I'm assuming his dick doesn't rotate.
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Now a reciprocating saw I could get behind. As an analogy, you understand
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I had totally forgot about Darth Sidious.
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Bovril Delight posted:A drill is such a weird analogy, I'm assuming his dick doesn't rotate.
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Total Meatlove posted:Barton's been suspended for 3 weeks. Interestingly, his new autobiography "No Nonsense" hits the shelves during this ban, and already he's making the media rounds saying that he's only doing the things he does because he cares about football too much.
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I hear you're a racist now, Mr Gascoigne. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-37406549
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Joey Barton appears to have bet on the Celtic Barca match lol
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/23/burnley-andre-gray-four-match-ban-twitter Should really be a statute of limitation on tweeting dumb poo poo
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St Evan Echoes posted:https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/23/burnley-andre-gray-four-match-ban-twitter What have his tweets been like since. I'd find going on the social media course the most difficult thing to handle because it would no doubt be very condescending and patronising. Especially if my recent posts have been reasonable.
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Serge Aurier from PSG to Paris Prison Allstars is a Done Deal, two months and a €600 fine to be paid to the officer he elbowed earlier this year.
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European football chiefs were given evidence of one of football's greatest corruption scandals years before taking action, it has been claimed. In 1984 the president of Belgian side Anderlecht bribed the referee ahead of their Uefa Cup semi-final victory over Nottingham Forest. The facts were finally revealed in 1997 and Anderlecht were banned from European competition for a year. But new evidence shows Uefa was told about the bribe as early as 1992. Four years after winning their second European Cup, Brian Clough's Forest faced Anderlecht in the semi-final of the Uefa Cup. After convincingly winning the first leg 2-0, Forest had a dubious penalty awarded against them and a goal disallowed in the return tie, finally going out 3-2 on aggregate. The truth behind those refereeing decisions only emerged during a 1997 criminal case when Anderlecht admitted paying the Spanish referee Emilio Guruceta Muro. At first Uefa insisted it could take no action because the bribery took place more than 10 years previously, but eventually a one-year European ban was imposed on Anderlecht. Now, BBC's Inside Out has found evidence Uefa had a dossier of evidence as early as 1992. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-37453762 loving UEFA
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Healbot posted:Serge Aurier from PSG to Paris Prison Allstars is a Done Deal, two months and a €600 fine to be paid to the officer he elbowed earlier this year. im not sure, but google translate made it seem like a suspended sentence.
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Bea Nanner posted:im not sure, but google translate made it seem like a suspended sentence. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37470381 quote:Ivory Coast footballer Serge Aurier, who plays for Paris St-Germain (PSG), has been sentenced to two months in jail for elbowing a police officer.
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ESPN is saying it's a suspended sentence. http://www.espnfc.com.au/paris-saint-germain/story/2959408/psg-defender-serge-aurier-gets-suspended-two-month-prison-sentence
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Big Sam is getting paid https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/780510135219326976
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Sam Allardyce used his position as England manager to negotiate a £400,000 deal and offered advice to businessmen on how to “get around” FA rules on player transfers, The Telegraph can disclose. Before he had even held his first training session as England’s new head coach, Allardyce negotiated a deal with men purporting to represent a Far East firm that was hoping to profit from the Premier League’s billion-pound transfer market. He agreed to travel to Singapore and Hong Kong as an ambassador and explained to the “businessmen” how they could circumvent Football Association rules which prohibit third parties “owning” players. Unbeknown to Allardyce, the businessmen were undercover reporters and he was being filmed as part of a 10-month Telegraph investigation that separately unearthed widespread evidence of bribery and corruption in British football. RIP
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trem_two posted:Big Sam is getting paid 
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At least he'll be able to say he had a 100% win record as England manager.
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trem_two posted:Big Sam is getting paid Lol
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Big Sam is dodgy, who knew I mean apart from kevin kilbane big kev knew
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trem_two posted:Big Sam is getting paid This isn't new news Didn't he do this poo poo with him and Mark Noble's(?) agent. Or was it Kevin Nolan?
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Will he actually get sacked over this? I would think he would, but also I can't imagine the FA wanting to do another manager search.
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DOOP posted:This isn't new news I remember how Big Sam pretty much blackballed Ravel Morrison from West Ham because he wouldn't sign with Mark Curtis, who at the time represented about half of the WHU first team plus Allardyce.
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Troy Queef posted:I remember how Big Sam pretty much blackballed Ravel Morrison from West Ham because he wouldn't sign with Mark Curtis, who at the time represented about half of the WHU first team plus Allardyce. that happened not longer after he single-handedly tore Tottenham apart and then his career died, rip mad rav
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blue footed boobie posted:Will he actually get sacked over this? I would think he would, but also I can't imagine the FA wanting to do another manager search. It'll be Klinsmann
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blue footed boobie posted:Will he actually get sacked over this? I would think he would, but also I can't imagine the FA wanting to do another manager search. I hear Giggs is available.
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I didn't notice this sidebar to that article when I was reading it on my phone earlier:quote:The Telegraph began investigating corruption in English football last year after receiving information that specific managers, officials and agents were taking or receiving cash payments to secure player transfers. Over the coming days the Telegraph will detail how:
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On Prince Harry: “Harry’s a naughty boy. He’s a very naughty boy, very naughty. He shows his bottom and all sorts.”
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RIP big sam
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Big Sam is just one of the lads, let him be
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Now we'll never get to find out how Sam's England would do at a World Cup 
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Spangly A posted:Big Sam is dodgy, who knew I always knew he was this dodgy but I never believed he was this loving stupid. Ravel was right!
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vyelkin posted:Now we'll never get to find out how Sam's England would do at a World Cup Do I really need to spoil it for you? Out on pens
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I knew advanced stats were trouble
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As it turns out, if his name were Allerdici, he would have been involved in Calciopoli.
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