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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Putty posted:

is that a prototype fr a SA Taken King Boardgame in your pocket anime is blood??? if it was that would be very bad and me and SIb would have to kill yu

only God can judge me :twisted:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 01:33

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:05

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

shut up everyone

here are three of the six character classes that you can be in the game (the real game: SA: THE LAST MOD not whatever putty is slapping together from garbage so lovely that even Windows98 wouldn't touch it)

from left to right:

Goon Shut in: you don't have to interact with the outside as much so you get more posting in
Camgoon: lots of extra goldmined threads but you will get called out incessantly so watch your back as well as your figure
Goon Classic: should be obvious

# ? Jul 16, 2016 12:33

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

i think i'll make a hybrid build, combining elements of shut-in and classic goon.

camgoon choice is obviously just for button-mashing scrublords heh.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 13:25

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

shut up everyone

here are three of the six character classes that you can be in the game (the real game: SA: THE LAST MOD not whatever putty is slapping together from garbage so lovely that even Windows98 wouldn't touch it)

from left to right:

Goon Shut in: you don't have to interact with the outside as much so you get more posting in
Camgoon: lots of extra goldmined threads but you will get called out incessantly so watch your back as well as your figure
Goon Classic: should be obvious

GOTY

# ? Jul 17, 2016 10:29

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

shut up everyone

here are three of the six character classes that you can be in the game (the real game: SA: THE LAST MOD not whatever putty is slapping together from garbage so lovely that even Windows98 wouldn't touch it)

from left to right:

Goon Shut in: you don't have to interact with the outside as much so you get more posting in
Camgoon: lots of extra goldmined threads but you will get called out incessantly so watch your back as well as your figure
Goon Classic: should be obvious

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

GOTY

# ? Jul 17, 2016 10:35

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

i came up with a plot and gameplay mechanics for this shitshow. The aim is to make Something Awful: the last mod the first game based on a forum that is better than worthless garbage

# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:33

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Im aiming for tedious and unfunny but it might be too hard a goal

# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:34

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Haha make the items be funny references to things from SA lore... for instance make sure to add "flaming shoes" and I can only assume there will be a stairs somewhere in this game? Yes? YES PLEASE

# ? Aug 5, 2016 18:44

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

there will be stairs in a house - but whose???

# ? Aug 5, 2016 18:52

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

goastse

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Aug 5, 2016

# ? Aug 5, 2016 19:08

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Shaquin posted:

Hello old friend

:rip:

shaq

# ? Aug 5, 2016 19:13

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Shaquin posted:

goastse

a hero's death :cryinggoon:

# ? Aug 6, 2016 13:18

Fagmaster: Aug 21, 2004

put goatse in it

# ? Aug 6, 2016 13:51

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

lol

oh you!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 15:36

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

cant wait for this cool and funny game to come out

# ? Aug 6, 2016 17:31

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

AEMINAL posted:

cant wait for this cool and funny game to come out

yes

# ? Aug 6, 2016 17:34

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

shut up everyone

here are three of the six character classes that you can be in the game (the real game: SA: THE LAST MOD not whatever putty is slapping together from garbage so lovely that even Windows98 wouldn't touch it)

from left to right:

Goon Shut in: you don't have to interact with the outside as much so you get more posting in
Camgoon: lots of extra goldmined threads but you will get called out incessantly so watch your back as well as your figure
Goon Classic: should be obvious

# ? Aug 6, 2016 17:41

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

When is this game coming out?

# ? Sep 5, 2016 02:33

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

fart

# ? Sep 5, 2016 03:21

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

jimmyjams posted:

fart

drat Nigga that's a good joke

# ? Sep 5, 2016 03:22

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Drad_Bert posted:

drat Nigga that's a good joke

crank my hog

# ? Sep 5, 2016 04:47

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Drad_Bert posted:

When is this game coming out?

should be out before Star Citizern

# ? Sep 5, 2016 08:05

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Will inventory be weight or slot based

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:37

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

8 track betamax posted:

Will inventory be weight or slot based

both, offering unrivaled fidelity and realism to the goon hoarder lifestyle simulation

# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:39

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Where is the link to the npc character artwork? I have some changes to my costume I made

# ? Sep 23, 2016 12:17

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

GODDAMNIT what is this thread doing here

# ? Sep 23, 2016 12:24

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Pardon our dust this is a work in progress

# ? Sep 23, 2016 12:27

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

both, offering unrivaled fidelity and realism to the goon hoarder lifestyle simulation

Will the weight be USCS, SI or arbitrary units? And will the weight of individual items be fabricated or statistically determined from an appropriately large empirical sample set? This is important.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 14:17

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

The Protagonist posted:

Will the weight be USCS, SI or arbitrary units? And will the weight of individual items be fabricated or statistically determined from an appropriately large empirical sample set? This is important.

SI and statistically determined, obviously. given the number of items the game will be polling at any given time it'll crawl on any system projected for the next few years, but since people will still be playing this 20 years in the future I think they'll appreciate the attention to detail.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 14:20

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

The in-game weight units are cheekily called "tenths" and they are equal to a tenth the weight of your average games poster, so roughly 35 lbs

# ? Sep 23, 2016 14:20

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

A pack of pocky sticks (health recharge) weighs 25 millitenths. And takes up 2/5ths of an inventory slot

# ? Sep 23, 2016 14:22

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

will i get it by christmas?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 14:46

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Hogge Wild posted:

will i get it by christmas?

q4 2016 so get your christmas stocking ready to receive this digital downloaded product

# ? Sep 23, 2016 14:49

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I've got an adaptive soundtrack ready to go, so just let me know and I'll upload it to the cloud with a fully-lapse creative commons license, and then anyone can use it for their non-existent games, too.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 16:18

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Goon sex will be realized in a realistic and tasteful minigame where the player uses a dildo to tear off chunks of his own rectum

# ? Sep 23, 2016 16:22

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Can I be a miniboss named blacktoll has autism and my main attack called speaking?

Also requesting the end boss called GBS and it's attacks called shitposting and draining lowtax bank account.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:00

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Blacktoll posted:

Can I be a miniboss named blacktoll has autism and my main attack called speaking?

Also requesting the end boss called GBS and it's attacks called shitposting and draining lowtax bank account.

Yes, we still have quite a few spots open for minibosses\bosses atm. Also what details do you want on your costume?? They must be GBS themed :clint:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:25

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

8 track betamax posted:

Yes, we still have quite a few spots open for minibosses\bosses atm. Also what details do you want on your costume?? They must be GBS themed

so... no clothes at all?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:40

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

My GBS outfit it the picture of Myrtar's loadout and my special attack was supposed to be "spergin"

# ? Sep 26, 2016 23:50

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:05

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

lot of wild rumors and speculation in here, gonna settle it right now

Something Awful : The Last Forum is a side-scrolling, platforming and combat waves of increasingly-difficult foes and enchanting events. It's a sandbox puzzle game where players dish out destruction with a retroish feel. It also simulates space combat and the various dangers and artifacts beneath the Hollow Earth!

This is a business simulation game. Master the sandbox to create textures by combining basic operators. Trade your heart's desire away! Earn money by completing complex weaves of color and sound.

Procedurally generated voxel based physics and procedurally generated bosses utilising AI generating procedures to learn and adapt to your actions. Can you survive?

Here is an example of gameplay (pre-pre-alpha) (do not steal)

Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Sep 27, 2016

# ? Sep 27, 2016 09:47

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