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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Imagine if subway had a lasagna sandwich

imagine if you could get any subway sub served on lasagna noodles instead of bread

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Remember that time they had pizza? poo poo was ridiculous

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
A lasagna layered with subway sandwiches....

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Do you think they actually serve sub sandwiches on real submarines?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

A lasagna layered with subway sandwiches....

:jackbud:

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
The smell of subway makes me nauseous now.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
I was fakeposting earlier to be cool but now i would like to be real: do people still even eat bread?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I have a ton of counterfeit subway sub club stamps PM for details.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

lol but seriously I posted:

I was fakeposting earlier to be cool but now i would like to be real: do people still even eat bread?

I eat bread exclusively.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Flat bread
Oven roasted chicken breasts
Pepper jack cheese
toasted. Of course.

all the vegetables except banana peps and pickl's.

Ranch dressing. Salt. Pepper.

And.... half a dozen macadamien nut cookies.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Applewhite posted:

I eat bread exclusively.

but its so many carbs and it doesn't even do anything

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
Grilled chicken on a flatbread with lettuce, tomato, green peppers and honey mustard. It's boring as poo poo but I like it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

lol but seriously I posted:

but its so many carbs and it doesn't even do anything

It tastes delicious?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Wait, Subway has Provolone? God dammit I've been getting Swiss!

I feel so dirty.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

lol but seriously I posted:

I was fakeposting earlier to be cool but now i would like to be real: do people still even eat bread?

only if its glutan free

*peels out very slowly in midrange hybrid*

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Applewhite posted:

It tastes delicious?

You could be using those calories to eat olives or chocolate or wine. But no, you choose the plate of the food world. ?.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

subway vinaigrette on most sandwiches, also only spinach, never lettuce

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I like to get the Sub of the Day because I like variety, plus when I order it I sound like a cool guy who is very adventurous.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

lol but seriously I posted:

You could be using those calories to eat olives or chocolate or wine. But no, you choose the plate of the food world. ?.

I eat olive and wine sandwiches with plenty of bread.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i dont go to subway after the whole Jared thing idk

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I ate a sub and a half yesterday neither of which were on italian herbs and cheese im still really PISSED OFF!!!

Redonionking
Mar 13, 2001

I AM A BRILLIANT HAMOLOGIST
Grimey Drawer
i saw a guy order an egg salad TOASTED, with ALL the sauces, hot peppers, olives, and i almost puked.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Ranma Fan Art posted:

i dont go to subway after the whole Jared thing idk

a couple have people have actually said this to me irl lmao

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
People always talk up the BMT, but the Subway Club is the true connoisseur's choice.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i always get the same sub at Subway. i had one today in fact, it is quite the coincidence that you posted this thread! i always get Pizza Sub with:
-lettuce
-Green peppers
-Onions
-Pickles
-mustard
-sweet onion sauce

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sometimes I just like to keep it classic

HAM/SUBWAY CLUB ON BROWN
DOUBLE MEAT, DOUBLE CHEESE
ALL THE VEG
SUB SAUCE, MUSTARD, MAYO
NOT TOASTED (THIS IS IMPORTANT)

eat half for lunch then eat the other half when you forget to cook dinner because you have been slamming budweisers since you got off work

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's sweet onion chicken teriyaki with jalapeņos, green onions, lettuce, honey mustard and sweet onion sauce. It needs A LOT of jalapeņos however.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Subway isn't about food, it is about the entire experience.

An experience that says that you are doing something kind of cheap, kind of fun, and kind of healthy.

My favorite Subway memory is of riding my bicycle around in Montana, and stopping in the Subway in Corvallis, Montana, because I had earned A Treat, and getting a vegetable sub, together with cookies and a bottomless drink, and reading the little free newspaper with trivia and local ads while I recaffeinate myself for the rest of my ride. And then the sky opens up and rains a downpour in a few minutes, and I am glad I am inside, and I know that when I return home, it will feel like I've gone somewhere new and different even though its been in total 30 miles and Subway is the most exotic place I've been.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The one you fish out of the dumpster because at least that way you didn't have to pay real money for a garbage sandwich.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Hey, Jared ended his career the same way he started it.

With pornography

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Applewhite posted:

Do you think they actually serve sub sandwiches on real submarines?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-dkBf-T9I

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
I had a friend in high school who used to order a foot long tuna sub with one single scoop of tuna spread across the entire length of the sandwich

Now he writes for pitchfork

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Hey speaking of subway, you know how you can spend 2 extra dollars to get "double meat?"

Can you order a cold cut combo and get "double meat" from like a BMT? It's all the same price, so would they care? That would be a lot of different meats and probably quite good.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Quiznos use to have this garlic bread spread that was amazing with the meatball sub.

Quiznos also has the best red wine vinaigrette sauce.

Jimmy Johns Italian with hot peppers is legit though

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

walgreenslatino posted:

I had a friend in high school who used to order a foot long tuna sub with one single scoop of tuna spread across the entire length of the sandwich

Now he writes for pitchfork

With that sandwich choice, it makes sense that he would be good at reviewing a tuna.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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大切な物を protect my balls


The Pi dude posted:

Hey, Jared ended his career the same way he started it.

With pornography

Trying to get into smaller pants?

chupacabron
Oct 30, 2004


The one that fell on the floor. It may have picked up residual flavor.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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El Mike-o posted:

The one that fell on the floor. It may have picked up residual flavor.

That is unlikely, there isn't any flavor in a subway.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

The worst part of the subway experience is that you always have to be really pushy about only wanting a little bit of dressing or they will gleefully drown your sub like their real dream was to be a soup artist.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Moon Atari posted:

The worst part of the subway experience is that you always have to be really pushy about only wanting a little bit of dressing or they will gleefully drown your sub like their real dream was to be a soup artist.

Make them do the whole sandwich again, the 2nd time they will barely put any sauce on it.

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