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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Scob posted:

i know its said every year in the lol way but the nl is really garbabge, the cubs are the only good team

Which is why it'll be funny when they get bounced in the first round.

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DoctaFun
Dec 12, 2005

Dammit Francis!
It happens all the time. Like when the Braves could have taken that unknown pitcher from the small town motel but went with the 'consensus' #1 slugger who had a hitch in his swing.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
The Angels would have picked Trout if they didn't have two picks, they liked him more than the other guy

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Der Meister posted:

Something called a Greg Reynolds was selected before Kershaw in 2006, most recently playing for the Saitama Seibu Lions of course. He's been a free agent for a few years now.

Edit: also Brad Lincoln and Brandon Morrow.

Reynolds was also picked ahead of Longoria, Lincecum, Scherzer, Andrew Miller, and Ian Kennedy.

In conclusion, gently caress Dan Odowd with a heated rusty iron poker.

will_colorado fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Sep 29, 2016

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

will_colorado posted:

Reynolds was also picked ahead of Longoria, Lincecum, Scherzer, Andrew Miller, and Ian Kennedy.

In conclusion, gently caress Dan Odowd with a heated rusty iron poker.

Thank you for reminding me that Big Time Timmy Jim was drafted the same year as all of these guys and is now absolute toast. Bleh.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

DeepDickPizza posted:

Thank you for reminding me that Big Time Timmy Jim was drafted the same year as all of these guys and is now absolute toast. Bleh.

He's also got three rings, so I don't know how disappointed you can really be in his career.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
The Mariners will win enough games to go to a tiebreaker with the Orioles. The coinflip will have it be played in Baltimore. In the ninth inning, the score will be tied, 2-2 and Mark Trumbo will come up against Edwin Diaz, and hit a solo walkoff dinger to seal the pact. Steve Clevenger will then unlock his twitter account to throw shade at Jerry Dipoto.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

RKRGoat posted:

This also has a bunch of GM's comments on Trout at the time:

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=28649

As an A's fan, the following is unpleasant:

This is a good read but someone needs to tell this dude it's "should have" not of

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
In lighter news, the Mariners' rookie dress-up was good:



Dan Vogelbach's body is a thing of beauty.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

big trivia FAIL posted:

This is a good read but someone needs to tell this dude it's "should have" not of

loving seriously.

seiferguy posted:

In lighter news, the Mariners' rookie dress-up was good:



Dan Vogelbach's body is a thing of beauty.

baseballbodies.jpg is the best jpg series.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Scob posted:

i know its said every year in the lol way but the nl is really garbabge, the cubs are the only good team

Looking forward to getting booted out of the NLDS by Mets aces Bartolo Colon and Seth Lugo.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Also, if you aren't rooting for the 5-way tie in the AL, you aren't a fan:

https://twitter.com/dschoenfield/status/781346825009848320

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

This stuff happens every year now, but there's something extra special about a Cubs fan doing it

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/781547628681191424

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

bawfuls posted:

This stuff happens every year now, but there's something extra special about a Cubs fan doing it

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/781547628681191424

Any fan of any team who does this before the team wins the championship is a loving idiot.

But especially a Cubs fan.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Holy Cow! What a fucken idiot!

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Nail Rat posted:

If you already signed up, no need to, they keep everyone's name in and draw 3000 names from each of the 1M+ entrants each round.

If you haven't signed up, you should do so because the signup cutoff for NLCS is actually noon of the day of NLDS game 1.

Word, then I'm signed up.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

bawfuls posted:

This stuff happens every year now, but there's something extra special about a Cubs fan doing it

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/781547628681191424

I'm blaming it on this guy when we get knocked out of the playoffs.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

bawfuls posted:

This stuff happens every year now, but there's something extra special about a Cubs fan doing it

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/781547628681191424

This one idiot just single handedly blew any chance the Cubs had of winning. :rip:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
but why is the year in a blood spatter?

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Is that a goat head in the logo? Because that's awesome

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

Poque posted:

but why is the year in a blood spatter?

Because Chicago will implode and everyone will die.

...I'm mostly not joking.

OzFactor
Apr 16, 2001
I think you should all watch Hunter Renfroe's homerun from last night: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/29207014/v1193904383/?player_id=592669

:holy:

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

OzFactor posted:

I think you should all watch Hunter Renfroe's homerun from last night: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/29207014/v1193904383/?player_id=592669

:holy:
Supposedly the first in-game homer hit to the roof of the western metal building. There were a couple up there during the HRD this year, but only from Stanton and Trumbo IIRC.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

OzFactor posted:

I think you should all watch Hunter Renfroe's homerun from last night: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/29207014/v1193904383/?player_id=592669

:holy:

"touch em all" is the creepiest home run expression

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

OzFactor posted:

I think you should all watch Hunter Renfroe's homerun from last night: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/29207014/v1193904383/?player_id=592669

:holy:

Haha how the poo poo did that fan lose the ball?

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

bump_fn posted:

"touch em all" is the creepiest home run expression

Get out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX2dJ4K0Oew

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

ChiTownEddie posted:

Because Chicago will implode and everyone will die.

...I'm mostly not joking.

IF the Cubs win the World Series, the world will explode approximately 5 seconds after the last out is made, because the Cubs winning the World Series is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Parts of Chicago might even get dangerous! What a switch that would be!

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

bump_fn posted:

"touch em all" is the creepiest home run expression

It is a bad call but not as bad as the guy that'd say "touch em all time for ______"

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

New Concept Hole posted:

Parts of Chicago might even get dangerous! What a switch that would be!

Um that would be a pretty big switch for the area. I mean your only real problem around Wrigley would be drunk rear end white dudes jumping/flipping cars and climbing poo poo.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Goodpancakes posted:

The ridiculousness of scouting is a fun part of baseball. Why didn't team draft player? He lives in New Jersey/has an unattractive girlfriend/intangibles

Has this actually happened? :psyduck:

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


YeahTubaMike posted:

Has this actually happened? :psyduck:

You should watch Moneyball.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Explosionface posted:

You should watch Moneyball.

Have they quantified players' girlfriends on the HB scale and found a way to incorporate that into WAR?

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

n; Jesus Montero just got suspended 50 games for a positive PED result.




v; It's good that he's still making headlines.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Nail Rat posted:

Have they quantified players' girlfriends on the HB scale and found a way to incorporate that into WAR?

Yeah but if you use xWAR they normalize it out and assume that each player will date roughly an Olivia Munn.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Get ready for some dumb poo poo

https://twitter.com/tigers/status/781605494884491264

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

I read this as them pushing the game until Monday as if the field would be unusable until then.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Inspector_666 posted:

I read this as them pushing the game until Monday as if the field would be unusable until then.

You're not far off.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


N: Apparently Jason Hammel won't start tomorrow

V: Apparently he's been fighting discomfort for weeks and has pitched like poo poo over a similar timespan. Who would have guessed those two go hand in hand?

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Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I'll be interested to see how the rotation gets set up from here. Do you go with the guys who give you the best chance to win each game? That would probably mean skipping Matt Boyd against the Braves, but it would also set him up to pitch the wild card game if they get there. Or you could just push everyone back one day, meaning Verlander would pitch on Monday against Cleveland and Fulmer would go Tuesday. But then, wouldn't the Indians be fielding a total scrub lineup? Do you waste Verlander on that game?

Game theory is cool.

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