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aleksendr: May 14, 2014

Ratjaculation posted:

So what are good space games? I think I last played freelancer, that was fun ...

Everspace is still in early access but its pretty fun.

https://everspace-game.com/

aleksendr fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Oct 14, 2016

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:34

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:59

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

trucutru posted:

Divorce now or wait forever?

I feel so embarrassed.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:35

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Inacio posted:

who would've known, you actually got it

congratulations

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:38

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/786996661566308352

Concerns raised about over staffing.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:41

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Pilz posted:

I feel bad for this man. They're going to absolutely tear him up. He knows not what dreams he shattered. On the other hand, nice to know Derek Smart was right. Two Weeks.

I messaged him and gave him a heads up. I loved his two posts on SC.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:41

Drunk Theory: Aug 20, 2016; Oven Wrangler

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/786996661566308352

Concerns raised about over staffing.

The answer is none. You can get a janitor to do it.

Seems like a good place to start reducing capital outflow.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:42

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

RSI Polaris Q&A Part 2

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:45

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Chalks posted:

Pshhhh. If this game ever releases, MoMA will be free to take his place along side all the other goons in trying to drag some fun out of this wretched thing. Y'all might have different opinions, but if a decent game comes out of this I'd have hoped we wouldn't say "no MoMA, you disagreed with us when we were wrong so you can't join us!".

That's always been the best part about this whole saga. If the one in a million chance of the game coming out and being good actually happens, then goons are going to loving own the show as usual.

I don't mind MoMA flying with us as long as he provides a picture of his balls for identification purposes.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:45

marumaru: May 20, 2013

I like the way I got those.

I couldn't access my account nor recover my password. It said that email had no associated accounts. Messaged CIG support, showed proof of purchase and had my account back in minutes. I kept the $165 Super Hornet and the $100 Mustang Omega. :smug:

CIG might be shady and weird but I have no complaints about their customer support. It was quick and painless.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:47

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/786996661566308352

Concerns raised about over staffing.

I don't even slightly understand the reason for this tweet.

Here we are, in a concrete bunker, with sunlight blazing in. Can these ~~professional developers and artists~~ retarded fucks figure out how to turn on a tv?

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:50

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

MeLKoR posted:

I don't mind MoMA flying with us as long as he provides a picture of his balls for identification purposes.

Well obviously he'd have to follow all the standard procedures.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:51

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/786996661566308352

Concerns raised about over staffing.

Look at all those warm, genuine smiles. CIG must be a wonderful place to work.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:56

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Present for the thread. Took me a whole 10 mins to make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaTveIlCaVY

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:57

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

Well, I meant the full game, not just the Alpha Sandbox. But, ok.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:57

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

his nibs posted:

Listen guys, he's only a game dev looking at another game - cut him some slack.

These people are so clueless. All his points were valid from a development point of view. Yes, technically they are still in preproduction. But these assholes are such a perfect example of Dunning�Kruger effect at work that they will never know just how stupid they really are. It makes me angry! Angry on the internet! :mad:

I also laugh a lot too.

Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Oct 14, 2016

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:03

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Raskolnikov posted:

These people are so clueless. All his points were valid from a development point of view. Yes, technically they are still in preproduction. But these assholes are such a perfect example of Dunning�Kruger effect at work they will never know just how stupid they really are. It makes me angry! Angry on the internet!

I also laugh a lot too.

I love that half the time they're telling people they don't understand game development, then when faced with someone who does they some how say he doesn't understand the particular black magic development being employed on this project, without a hint of self awareness.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:06

Terebus: Feb 17, 2007; Pillbug

The cultist brigade is out in full force on the pc gaming subreddit. Check it out https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/57fo54/why_is_there_so_much_support_here_for_star/

The same old tired and false arguments are being presented, r/starcitizen is leaking really hard.

EDIT: Finally, I was really loving up the BB code somehow.

Terebus fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Oct 14, 2016

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:08

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

Wise Learned Man posted:

Look at all those warm, genuine smiles. CIG must be a wonderful place to work.

there's not a whole lot of fun before a meeting with remote chris on that tv there

why eeehh why is the er what? the uhm the thing, the poo poo NOT loving READY *hands weave angrily*

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:11

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

Xaerael posted:

Present for the thread. Took me a whole 10 mins to make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaTveIlCaVY

Very nice. Is that an actual song clip? It's like seamless.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:12

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

quote:

The people that make these kinds of posts seem to have not 'got it'.
No-one blindly defends RSI - it's cool to have supported the realisation of this game even to this point, and have been a part of the development process. I don't expect anything to be delivered to me, because I chose to blindly support the development - not buy a game.
A lot of those bullet points can (and I'm sure will be) argued against, but for me I'm not pre-ordering and buying into the hype. I'm enjoying seeing this concept come to life, without the need for investors or release dates. It's the first time I've been excited about a studio simply getting to make something they want to.

No. No one is blindly defending RSI, no sireee.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:14

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

tuo posted:

You don't understand game development.

They are talking about Squadron 42 1.0. It is not supposed to have AI, docked ships or textured maps. Textured maps will be in with 2.0, AI with 3.5, cover mechanics with 4.2.

Once they reach 13.7, they will think about pre-alpha.

The plan is to release version 37.8 Service Pack 4.

Version 894 Service Pack 9518e23 is supposed to be the REAL Jesus Patch.

Still alpha though.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:20

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Lladre posted:

Very nice. Is that an actual song clip? It's like seamless.

It's Eliezer's Waltz by The Ventura Klezmer Band. It was on Welcome to Night Vale ages ago. I just snipped a little off the start in the edit so Crobbler's rambling blended into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yylL5iD3zpM

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:21

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

happyhippy posted:

I lost it at 'This year's CitizenCon was a remarkable event in many ways,'.

Well, we all sure did remark on it.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:27

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Inacio posted:

Man how sad this is, someone made an anti-SC forum, that's wasting a lot of time and effort to mock a doomed and dying project

I'm just wondering, I've followed this shitshow since 2013 and never noticed this "anti-SC forum" coming up in discussion on SA, weird. Must be something recent.

Does anyone have a link to this special "anti-SC forum" or does that only exist in a Star Citizen's dream?

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:36

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Libluini posted:

Man how sad this is, someone made an anti-SC forum, that's wasting a lot of time and effort to mock a doomed and dying project

I'm just wondering, I've followed this shitshow since 2013 and never noticed this "anti-SC forum" coming up in discussion on SA, weird. Must be something recent.

Does anyone have a link to this special "anti-SC forum" or does that only exist in a Star Citizen's dream?

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:38

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

Libluini posted:

Does anyone have a link to this special "anti-SC forum" or does that only exist in a Star Citizen's dream?

It's the Goonrathi Quarantine Zone: you must be a platinum user to view this link

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:41

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

I'm just enjoying the idea that Clifford is keeping up with this thread.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:41

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Inacio posted:

This appears to be fake too. As I don't see it.

AP fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Oct 14, 2016

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:43

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i dont want to blow minds

but what if both tweets were fake

makes you think

once in your lives

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:43

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/a_tasty_avocado/status/786937522446303232

tom you're incorrigible

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:45

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Holy living gently caress what's wrong with these people?

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:48

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Madcosby posted:

i dont want to blow minds

but what if both tweets were fake

makes you think

once in your lives

You could say I'm trying to inform people in a vain effort to kill the subject.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:49

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

ZenMaster posted:

He could play a driver in Carmageddon.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:55

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/786996661566308352

Concerns raised about over staffing.

Screenshot? Maybe install Greenshot or something?

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:57

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Samizdata posted:

Screenshot? Maybe install Greenshot or something?

Can't you sign out of Twitter for five seconds instead of whining every time?

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:58

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/786996661566308352

Concerns raised about over staffing.

none of those people probably have engineering degrees or have PE licenses
:goonsay:

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:59

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Chalks posted:

I love that half the time they're telling people they don't understand game development, then when faced with someone who does they some how say he doesn't understand the particular black magic development being employed on this project, without a hint of self awareness.

Of course not, since CIG is 100% flakiest of the snowflakes.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:59