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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

hackbunny posted:

How old are you? We had a VCR and no it wasn't fine at all. The quality was poo poo, noticeably lower than even noise-heavy analog TV. Fast forward and rewind were slow and full of noise and still image was unusable garbage. It was "fine" in that it was intelligible but nobody considered it "good". Quality was just something that wasn't available at the consumer level

Looks like I hit a nerve. I'm old enough to remember seeing Betamaxes being sold for $2200. My first VCR was about $300. Top load. Wired remote. Watching movies on a 19" TV.

How old are YOU? Mentally, I mean.

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Mister Kingdom posted:

Looks like I hit a nerve. I'm old enough to remember seeing Betamaxes being sold for $2200. My first VCR was about $300. Top load. Wired remote. Watching movies on a 19" TV.

How old are YOU? Mentally, I mean.

nice meltdown

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I'm struggling to think of things more asinine than an argument about video tapes.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kelp Me! posted:

nice meltdown

Thanks. Thought you'd like it.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


carry on then posted:

I'm struggling to think of things more asinine than an argument about video tapes.

The same argument, only now it's devolved into an "I was watching VHS back when it was cool" dickwaving contest

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

carry on then posted:

I'm struggling to think of things more asinine than an argument about video tapes.

Wait a few minutes, I'm sure something will come along.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Mister Kingdom posted:

Wait a few minutes, I'm sure something will come along.

I too am eagerly awaiting your next overreaction and subsequent multiple posts trying to shrug off how you overreacted

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kelp Me! posted:

I too am eagerly awaiting your next overreaction and subsequent multiple posts trying to shrug off how you overreacted

Have a nice day.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
Girls, you're both the prettiest. /derail over

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
This thread:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Mister Kingdom posted:

Have a nice day.

:tipshat:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Platystemon posted:

This thread:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw1NctezBPc

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Platystemon posted:

This thread:



Luckily, I have one of these (not really):

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I just watched Citizen Kane on our school's 30 ft projector, which somehow has a DVD/VHS player/burner attached to it. The quality was actually really good, and when pausing the image was clear save for a little tape distortion at the bottom.

Am I retro hipstery enough yet?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Platystemon posted:

This thread:



Dangit who let a toddler play with the thread we're lucky the little bugger didn't strangle itself

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah well VHS isn't great, especially considering what came to replace it, but I can't really get mad at it. At the time being able to bring home a move, or record one off the TV, was pretty awesome. I also never head a tape get messed up. Don't think it happened in any brand name audio player either, only a cheap chinese knockoffs tended to chew the tapes.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah well VHS isn't great, especially considering what came to replace it, but I can't really get mad at it. At the time being able to bring home a move, or record one off the TV, was pretty awesome. I also never head a tape get messed up. Don't think it happened in any brand name audio player either, only a cheap chinese knockoffs tended to chew the tapes.

Cheap blank tapes would gently caress up your VCR, too, and they'd flake apart after one or two plays.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

FilthyImp posted:

I just watched Citizen Kane on our school's 30 ft projector, which somehow has a DVD/VHS player/burner attached to it. The quality was actually really good, and when pausing the image was clear save for a little tape distortion at the bottom.

Am I retro hipstery enough yet?

I still use VHS at school from time to time. In my area, YouTube videos come in two forms: contractors filming with a flip phone from 2005, smoking, cursing and other stuff I'd get written up for if admin came in for an evaluation or decently filmed Indian videos that my racist students can't handle. There's not much in between. So luckily, the guy that was there before me had a great collection of ~100 pirated videos on VHS and when I can't find something reasonable on YouTube for whatever we're covering at the time I'll dig out a tape and project it in glorious 480i.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah well VHS isn't great, especially considering what came to replace it, but I can't really get mad at it. At the time being able to bring home a move, or record one off the TV, was pretty awesome. I also never head a tape get messed up. Don't think it happened in any brand name audio player either, only a cheap chinese knockoffs tended to chew the tapes.

Don't forget that at the time, we thought SD was good quality video

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My parents got our first top loader in about 82 or so and was responsible for many Friday night pizza and movie nights. It was great at the time, but I remember seeing Laser disc at Incredible Universe and was blown away. Too bad it never really caught on. It would have been a nice way to fill the gap between VHS and DVD.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
I personally still love VHS........I mean the quality is crap compared to modern video formats but I'll be dammed if VHS didn't have a certain charm to it.

Yes I still have a VHS player (2 actually) and a shitload of tapes although I've reduced my collection to Big Box horror releases and old punk/metal tapes/bootlegs.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


VHS is mostly bad because it's composite video. If it had used S-Video (separate luma and chroma) or RGB, it would have been comparable to DVD, at least for new tapes.

Of course, the fuzziness of most CRT TVs covered up the badness pretty well.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

KozmoNaut posted:

VHS is mostly bad because it's composite video. If it had used S-Video (separate luma and chroma) or RGB, it would have been comparable to DVD, at least for new tapes.

Of course, the fuzziness of most CRT TVs covered up the badness pretty well.

I remember my parents 2nd and 3rd VCRs (after the top loader died) were 4-head, S-video, JVC (late 80s) and Panasonic (early 90s) units that looked much better than the top loader. Especially the Panasonic unit with the Panasonic 32" that had the blackest of blacks. Those two kept going and were donated to Goodwill in the later 90s when they pit DVD players on the family room and living room TVs.

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!
I bricked our VCR with a dusty TV-recorded copy of The Sound of Music. It started to play, then got snowier and snowier, and then it just stopped and wouldn't play any more tapes.

That's my VHS story.

Oh, I used to have the first Harry Potter movie on video, and it had a commercial for DVD, showing off the interactive menu. It blew my little mind!

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Looks like I hit a nerve. I'm old enough to remember seeing Betamaxes being sold for $2200. My first VCR was about $300. Top load. Wired remote. Watching movies on a 19" TV.

How old are YOU? Mentally, I mean.

This post owns

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
I remember getting some anime movie from a dollar store on VHS when I was a kid, looking at the tape, and thinking it must have been like ten minutes long because there was barely anything on the spool. Somehow they managed to cram a two-plus hour movie into that tiny thing. Never knew that the SLP setting could be pushed that far before then.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah well VHS isn't great, especially considering what came to replace it, but I can't really get mad at it. At the time being able to bring home a move, or record one off the TV, was pretty awesome. I also never head a tape get messed up. Don't think it happened in any brand name audio player either, only a cheap chinese knockoffs tended to chew the tapes.

The day care vcr ate a barney tape I loaned them when I was like four. That is my VHS story.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Kwyndig posted:

Yeah, not being able to encode a letter to itself is a huge flaw in cryptography, and that and a few mechanical flaws in the way the wheels worked were the only reason we were able to break the Enigma with the technology of the time in a usable fashion. Don't get me wrong, the boffins at Bletchley Park were brilliant and Alan Turing was definitely a man ahead of his time,

This always bugs me.

The original Enigma breakthrough had nothing to do with Alan Turing and Bletchley Park. It was by Marian Rejewski and his Polish colleagues, who cracked the Enigma and built a perfectly functional duplicate of it purely through cryptanalysis without ever seeing or laying their hands on an actual Enigma machine, in 1932.

Another *big* cryptographic flaw in operational practice was that the operator would first send the random daily rotor setting twice as part of the encrypted message. So if he picked BRL as the rotor setting, the first six characters of the plaintext would be BRLBRL. Coupled with the fact that the Enigma won't encipher a character as itself, was the initial crack that allowed Rejewski to slip a wedge into it and hammer it open. This occurred long before the Brits were involved, and the name of the machines at Bletchley Park, bombs, came directly from the Polish term for the automated decrypt machine they built, which was called the bomba kryptologiczna. Turing didn't even start working on Enigma decrypts until 1938.

Kwyndig posted:

The Enigma was a deeply flawed machine in operation, the number of possible code combinations on it was actually around half or less of what it was mathematically capable of, not even considering the actual flaws in the design, simply due to the instructions operators had to work with. It was merely around 16x1019 possible combinations, and considering a modern desktop computer can manage multiple TFLOPS on its GPU alone, brute forcing any short Enigma message without any decrypted data wouldn't take more than a few days (and Enigma messages were always short).

The keyspace of the naval Enigma machine is roughly equivalent to an 86-bit key. I think all intercepted Enigma messages have now been broken, but a few of them were still unbroken as of 10 years ago.

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Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
I think it has been mentioned in this thread before, but the documentary REWIND THIS is really interesting. It covers vhs history, the limits of the format and its impact on movies.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rewind_This!

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Aristophanes posted:

Oh, I used to have the first Harry Potter movie on video, and it had a commercial for DVD, showing off the interactive menu. It blew my little mind!

Got to love the attempt to advertise improved sound and picture quality on the existing medium though.

"The picture is sharper!" train hits car
"The sound is clearer!" banging piano

Wow! That looks and sounds awe- oh.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

The End posted:

8-Bit Guy went and did a bunch of testing and confirmed that yes, VHS really was dogshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00QS3lXJeI

I had this same piece of poo poo VCR in this video and it ate a rental copy of "Maverick" starring Mel Gibson and would chew up tapes no matter what from then on. Had to trash it.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007
VHS was actually incredibly good, which is why the format was wildly successful for many years. To claim otherwise is pretty loving stupid lol

The End
Apr 16, 2007

You're welcome.

Slanderer posted:

VHS was actually incredibly good, which is why the format was wildly successful for many years. To claim otherwise is pretty loving stupid lol

Popularity is always a great indicator of superior quality.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
VHS was an incredibly useful and consumer friendly format. That didn't make it a good format, considering that in the history of consumer electronics only recently we have reached film-level quality in homes (Not an authority, and I welcome any corrections on this point).

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Is there any truth to the claim that it was the porn industry that tipped the scales in VHS' favor over Betamax, or is it just urban legend?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Collateral Damage posted:

Is there any truth to the claim that it was the porn industry that tipped the scales in VHS' favor over Betamax, or is it just urban legend?

I assume it was that the early beta movies were on two tapes (60 minutes per?) and VHS were on a single tape, although that might also be folklore.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

SomeJazzyRat posted:

VHS was an incredibly useful and consumer friendly format. That didn't make it a good format, considering that in the history of consumer electronics only recently we have reached film-level quality in homes (Not an authority, and I welcome any corrections on this point).

HDR OLED 4K screens are better than film, it'd be difficult to argue otherwise.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Collateral Damage posted:

Is there any truth to the claim that it was the porn industry that tipped the scales in VHS' favor over Betamax, or is it just urban legend?

Sort of an urban myth (as in: I believe that it did have an effect)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddYZITaxlTQ

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Sort of like how people comment on retro gaming looking better on some CRTs than newer HDTV, is/was VHS a format that similarly was primed to take advantage of certain features of a normal tube TV of the time that more modern TVs would not? As the guy said, when it was hooked up to an old CRT TV, the picture looked 'good'.

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

SwissCM posted:

HDR OLED 4K screens are better than film, it'd be difficult to argue otherwise.

4k has about the same amount of detail as 35mm but doesn't have grain (although grain is sometimes added back in in post depending on the desired look) and 4k televisions haven't been around for very long so I'm still going to agree with the original statement that "in the history of consumer electronics only recently we have reached film-level quality in homes" because we've only just recently caught up in the past few years*.

*I'd put 1080p easily above films shot with 16mm. Yes, I'm aware this is sometimes done for artistic reasons and not just because the filmmaker was poor.

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