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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Moatillata posted:

I thought you bought a house?

LYNCH ALL LIARS

##vote scumbothebetrayer

Oh man that's a funny story. So I wasn't buying it just living at a really cheap house like no rent as long as we helped out at the dog kennells weeeell the lady turned out to be a loving psycho and one of the dogs attacksd me(what ever it was my own fault) and she gave us 30 days to get out. So we left that night and we didn't put in final notice on our lease so we just reappeared at our old house lol

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Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
Moat's in this game???

Hey man!!!!

##vote Moat it rhymes

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

Oh man that's a funny story. So I wasn't buying it just living at a really cheap house like no rent as long as we helped out at the dog kennells weeeell the lady turned out to be a loving psycho and one of the dogs attacksd me(what ever it was my own fault) and she gave us 30 days to get out. So we left that night and we didn't put in final notice on our lease so we just reappeared at our old house lol

##unvote

My eye is upon you jimson. I believe this because the video I saw contained dogs

Shine on you crazy diamond

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

Izzhov posted:

Are you asking for advice coping with being alone, or with going out and socializing?

First things first, though, methinks you need a stiff drink. Here, word about town is this stuff's pretty good *slides a bottle of rye along the counter perfectly into your hand*

yes i will drink some of this "hooch" hehe

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Moat's in this game???

Hey man!!!!

##vote Moat it rhymes

*Runs up breath stinking of scotch and rum*

Tobbbbbsss it's been so long

*Uncomfortably long hug ensues*

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
i never play day 1 i just get drunk the whole time and i won't break that tradition three games in

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Notice that I did not call you adahn even tho I wanted to because I respect people's wishes

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Absurd Revolver posted:

i never play day 1 i just get drunk the whole time and i won't break that tradition three games in

Preach

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Confirming. Now watching black mirror. Peace!

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.

PALE SPECTRES posted:

yes i will drink some of this "hooch" hehe

Good man(?).

Btw, don't ask me why there's a bar counter in the middle of the town square, or why I stopped slurring after my first post and magically gained perfect hand-eye coordination. I don't make the rules.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Moatillata posted:

*Runs up breath stinking of scotch and rum*

Tobbbbbsss it's been so long

*Uncomfortably long hug ensues*

I'm sure you're tree man, the rhyming thing is just a joke!

*Hugs until he starts to sweat*

##unvote

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
i am a man, and i also enjoy tipping my hat to ladies. im glad i am alive in a time and place where we like wearing hats.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

I'm sure you're tree man, the rhyming thing is just a joke!

*Hugs until he starts to sweat*

##unvote

I know it but it's such a goddamn strong case

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.

PALE SPECTRES posted:

i am a man, and i also enjoy tipping my hat to ladies. im glad i am alive in a time and place where we like wearing hats.

Ok I just hope that hat isn't a fedora, not that the time and place in which we reside has any particular stigma against such hats. It just gives me a slight nauseous feeling... deep in "m'bones."

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Moatillata posted:

I know it but it's such a goddamn strong case

I should change my name to "Umboe"

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

PALE SPECTRES posted:

i am a man, and i also enjoy tipping my hat to ladies. im glad i am alive in a time and place where we like wearing hats.

I am a lady who is in truth a man but whose spirit animal is a harpy eagle

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

There once was a man from nantucket,

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Also is MMT in this game? Because if so I need to save myself a lot of trouble rn

In fact

##vote mmt

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Hurray the game has started!

Holy poo poo it already has 69 posts

this is shaping up to be the most active mafia game i've played here

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
##vote no lynch hail santa

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
not gonna lie the pull to get drunk is strong

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
I mean it's not even 11am yet here but I think it's time to start drinking

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Thank god

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Zimbo, as a panthers fan myself, what would you prefer:

1. making the playoffs and losing in the first round
2. going 1-15

Right now, I'm pulling for the 1-15 comedy option.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Mr. F! posted:

Zimbo, as a panthers fan myself, what would you prefer:

1. making the playoffs and losing in the first round
2. going 1-15

Right now, I'm pulling for the 1-15 comedy option.

1-15, draft Myles Garrett

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
and yes the comedy is strong there

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
"hey apparently we can't just dump our best players and stay good with rookies from d2 schools"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i'm so fuckin' lit rn

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

but yeah i can all but guarantee that i won't be posting anything of any use until like

sunday night

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I sadly have no booze that are worth drinking.... unless someone knows a good mixer for BirdDog Peach whiskey

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I sadly have no booze that are worth drinking.... unless someone knows a good mixer for BirdDog Peach whiskey

1 part booze
1 part shot glass
1 part your face

go

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I sadly have no Boos that are worth drinking....

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Captain Foo posted:

1 part booze
1 part shot glass
1 part your face

go

The problem is the taste makes me want to die.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

The problem is the taste makes me want to die.

The solution is to keep taking shots until you stop caring.

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

The solution is to keep taking shots until you stop caring.

Do this and chase with something in the mean time. even water would help.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Confirming that I'm a guy in this game.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I like playing drunk, I will usually make a drink I call the NASTY SWAMP which is Blue Curacao, Apple Juice, and Apple Sauce. It's really the only way I ever make pushes against people and stick with them. (is when I am drunk)

Something tells me jimson won't be able to take straight whiskey no matter how peachy it is

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

In honor of this game, I am going to walk to the fridge and get myself a hard cider. Even though I am really sick and shouldn't do that.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

King Burgundy posted:

In honor of this game, I am going to walk to the fridge and get myself a hard cider. Even though I am really sick and shouldn't do that.

Truly an American hero

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sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

Moatillata posted:

Something tells me jimson won't be able to take straight whiskey no matter how peachy it is

doesn't sound very new orleans-aligned to me ##vote jimson

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