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Are phantom shitters just a way for the Navy to keep Marines busy with cleaning duty?
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 03:08 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:45 |
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"Why do you think it's called a poop deck, Marine?"
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 03:28 |
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The Marines on our deployment didn't do any cleaning of common areas. Watchstander's heads are usually combo locked. So if you got a phantom shitter it's almost always someone in your department.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 05:40 |
Blackchamber posted:The Marines on our deployment didn't do any cleaning of common areas. Watchstander's heads are usually combo locked. So if you got a phantom shitter it's almost always you
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 06:01 |
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Suicide Watch posted:Are phantom shitters just a way for the Navy to keep Marines busy with cleaning duty? https://clyp.it/l0pro1r2
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 08:38 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Paid for an a1c in my squadron to get her tits sucked off at vikings in guam. Ended up hitting on her at a bar later, but nothing much came of it. Invited her to my apartment a few weeks later, ended up loving on the balcony, couch, tub, and bed multiple times. She later got some bf she didn't want to cheat on. Admittedly, I was not the best Lt ever. From last page but I can't wait for this guy to take command and appear on the front of Air Force Times. Always wondered how that starts, well, here we are.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 16:19 |
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quote:I totally dipped out of deployment to Iraq and it was the best years I spent in the Army.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 02:18 |
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quote:This is a story that was told to me by a family member who, alcoholism aside, I 100% believe.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 02:19 |
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quote:I've been reading the comment cards left by patients for years. It is absolutely not related to my duty in any way, shape or form but I did for my own clinic and many others.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 02:19 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:A few weeks later, Uncle Jeff was reviewing some transcripts from the SIGINT on the Trail, and he reads a page about two NVA guys bitching about how some dumb VC peasants had poo poo all over their supply stash and they had to ask Hanoi for some new gear.
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 03:50 |
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o7 Linebacker II Brown Bomber
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 03:55 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Agreed. You're good people Wasabi. That said, I'm still gonna make brony creaks about you because I am bad people Same
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 07:48 |
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Vietnam pooper story is fun.
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# ? Nov 12, 2016 02:29 |
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It's good to remember that, even in these trying times, making GBS threads never changes.
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# ? Nov 12, 2016 16:03 |
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quote:I took a BibleStick box off the counter (courtesy of Pray FAST) 2 hours before my flight overseas, took the headphones out, and then threw the biblestick into the trash. I'm not religious at all but thanks for replacing the headphones that broke literally on the bus ride over to the terminal. God provides to those in need or whatever.
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# ? Nov 12, 2016 19:17 |
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quote:On multiple occasions I have seen artillery safety officers overlook 100 mil errors or worse leading to A) Rounds almost landing on a highway that passes through base B) Rounds almost landing on OPs C) Rounds almost landing on other units in the training area. This went on more or less continuously for the entire time I was the safety officer's driver. They also tried to return dud rounds (with primer struck) to the ammo compound by having a private drive them to the ammo compound. This came a year after another private lost his hand because he was instructed to reach into the tube to retrieve a round that failed to fire.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:30 |
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Most stressful situation of my military career was ending up in the elevator of the Army hospital with two women I was loving, who didn't know about the other one. I don't know how I made it out of that one, I had dreams about it.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:56 |
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Frosted Flake posted:Most stressful situation of my military career was ending up in the elevator of the Army hospital with two women I was loving, who didn't know about the other one. I don't know how I made it out of that one, I had dreams about it. I got to see two women I had been loving, who knew about each other, fight themselves in combatives. Partly because I have an affinity for short women and they were the shortest women.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:32 |
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Soulex posted:I got to see two women I had been loving, who knew about each other, fight themselves in combatives. Partly because I have an affinity for short women and they were the shortest women. I didn't know you taught middle school wrestling
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:16 |
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Zeris posted:I didn't know you taught middle school wrestling I promised you I'd pass your sister didn't I?
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:12 |
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Soulex posted:I got to see two women I had been loving, who knew about each other, fight themselves in combatives. Partly because I have an affinity for short women and they were the shortest women. So did you gently caress the winner or the loser after that?
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:51 |
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The winner, but she was going to the motel with me regardless. The funniest part was no one really knew what was going on except for me, so the Drill Sergeants kept thinking it was like some super moto bullshit instead of just loving hating each other. I didn't deserve to treat the first girl like poo poo, but I did. One of a couple of regrets. Not because a "what if?!" But because it was just lovely to break up with someone after she asked if I had sex with the other chick and I flat out accused her of not trusting me enough and therefore was grounds for seeing other people which I did not delay in doing. Especially in a bowling alley at AIT cause everyone hears that poo poo.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 04:13 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:45 |
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Soulex posted:I have an affinity for short women and they were the shortest women.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 10:31 |