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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

ThePariah posted:

Think they will serve cocaine at the wedding? Or will guests be expected to bring their own?

The entire cake is actually made of cocaine.

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

ThePariah posted:

Think they will serve cocaine at the wedding? Or will guests be expected to bring their own?

I think they should provide some cocaine but guests should share what they have.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I bet they have a cash bar

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

The father of the bride traditionally supplies the cocaine

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

On this, the day of my daughter's wedding

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

(in south cockney accent) is alberto's wife a mexican citizen, a u.s. citizen, or a dual citizen with the u.s.? can alberto marry paige in the u.s. and it not legally conflict with his current marriage, assuming she is simply a mexican citizen?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The_Rob posted:

Cocaine is cooler and more fun than alcohol.

There are better stimulants, and hell, worse stimulants and they are all cheaper, Mister Fancy.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
"OOohhhh you shouldn't do those! Those are for The Poors and are probably dangerous" he said with a snoot full of powder that was cut five times before landing with his friend who knows a dealer.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

I bet they have a cash bar

Responsible.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Rock the cash bar

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

That DICK! posted:

Rock the cash bar

The Sharif don't like it.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

RacistGuidingLight posted:

"OOohhhh you shouldn't do those! Those are for The Poors and are probably dangerous" he said with a snoot full of powder that was cut five times before landing with his friend who knows a dealer.

Hey man I know. All I'm saying is when someone busts out the coke now you know you are at a fun party.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The_Rob posted:

Hey man I know. All I'm saying is when someone busts out the coke now you know you are at a fun party.

Yeah they about to throw twenty sided dice all up in this bitch.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

RacistGuidingLight posted:

The Sharif don't like it.
Willennium

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

AMReese posted:


I'm sure nobody cared to know that.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I wanna talk about weddings :(

What do you think Paige's Dad would say if she married Rosa Mendes?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

WrasslorMonkey posted:

What do you think Paige's Dad would say if she married Rosa Mendes?

I dun knackered in me yarbles. Gypsies an' pakis in me kippers. Fookin legend.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Can they use flash photography if Paige is wearing a wedding dress?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


whats the over/under on how many people getting stabbed at the wedding?

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I dun knackered in me yarbles. Gypsies an' pakis in me kippers. Fookin legend.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u

super macho dude posted:

whats the over/under on how many people getting stabbed at the wedding?

69

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
Actually it's 420

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

super macho dude posted:

whats the over/under on how many people getting stabbed at the wedding?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

super macho dude posted:

whats the over/under on how many people getting stabbed at the wedding?

Yes.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

It's possible he used it right if he means it in terms of racial/familial lines instead of teams

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Will people ever learn how over/under works? I say under.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

sticklefifer posted:

Will people ever learn how over/under works? I say under.

Let's say he used it right, it leads to a wonderful conversation

:) "How'd it go lastnight? With the wedding, I mean"

:( "Ugh, Pikey's won, 32-27"

:) "Why are you sighing about that, I thought you pulled for the Knife-Crime-Islanders?"

:( "I do, but I said under and the line was at 56.5, there's $50 I could have used down the shitter"

:) "Rough"

81sidewinder
Sep 8, 2014

Buying stocks on the day of the crash

AMReese posted:

My music teacher in high school taught one of the drummers and my brother was friends with Corey Taylor for a while, so... yes?

'I know somebody who knows/knew Corey Taylor' should be on the state flag. AMReese confirmed as an Iowan.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I dun knackered in me yarbles. Gypsies an' pakis in me kippers. Fookin legend.

aaaahahahahaha

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

81sidewinder posted:

'I know somebody who knows/knew Corey Taylor' should be on the state flag. AMReese confirmed as an Iowan.
He's our pride and joy.

(hums "Pride and Joy" to himself)

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bill Bryson is the good Iowan

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Iowa is cool and good, I want to gay marry Iowa at the Iowa Wrestling Hall Of Fame with Dan Gable presiding and Hayden Fry as my flower girl which is something I can do because Iowa is pretty cool about that sort of thing.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

The_Rob posted:

Cocaine is cooler and more fun than alcohol.

Two great things that go even better together!

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

super macho dude posted:

Iowa is cool and good, I want to gay marry Iowa at the Iowa Wrestling Hall Of Fame with Dan Gable presiding and Hayden Fry as my flower girl which is something I can do because Iowa is pretty cool about that sort of thing.
Just don't talk to Terry Branstad, Steve King, or Joni Ernst about that.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

super macho dude posted:

Iowa is cool and good, I want to gay marry Iowa at the Iowa Wrestling Hall Of Fame with Dan Gable presiding and Hayden Fry as my flower girl which is something I can do because Iowa is pretty cool about that sort of thing.

When you ask for the ring Kirk Ferentz has someone punt it to you.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



I think Paige should marry Scott Steiner.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Josuke Higashikata posted:

I think Paige should marry Scott Steiner.

He runs a Shoney's or something like that, doesn't he? That's pretty good. He'd be a stabilizing influence imo

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

SatansOnion posted:

He runs a Shoney's or something like that, doesn't he? That's pretty good. He'd be a stabilizing influence imo

https://twitter.com/aewsome/status/720239348562563072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

This is what I want my funeral to look like. I've already gotten Sid to agree to be there.

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