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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

IOwnCalculus posted:

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God it's been years since I have read Red Meat

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

stump posted:

I've heard only good things about Westworld, will have to watch it soon.

Watched asap else face a real risk of spoilers from all kinds of media.

Even the headlines can give away plot points, selfish assholes.

"Wow! Amazing scene on S6 of The Walking Death, we discuss what N*** does in that scene"

<thinks> I'm still on S2. Great, now when we come across N***, I am going to know that he survives to at least S6. So much for any cliffhanger where he might die in S5 or earlier.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
So, MAP sensor seems to have fixed the truck...for now. Next payday will be motor mounts, because Jesus christ does it need them.

The drivers side motor mount is a loving ratchet strap.

Now time to wait for game 7.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

spog posted:

Watched asap else face a real risk of spoilers from all kinds of media.

Even the headlines can give away plot points, selfish assholes.

"Wow! Amazing scene on S6 of The Walking Death, we discuss what N*** does in that scene"

<thinks> I'm still on S2. Great, now when we come across N***, I am going to know that he survives to at least S6. So much for any cliffhanger where he might die in S5 or earlier.
Hah, someone accused me of spoilers yesterday for making a joke about Doctor Strange having busted-up hands and magic powers. That's like a 'Batman's parents are dead', fifty-year-old kind of "spoiler", so some people really do get :qq: about it unnecessarily. And yes, I put a spoiler tag on it here, because I love even the :qq: types amongst you lot.

But yeah, my technique is to not watch any of something, so that even though I "saw" a lot of Game Of Thrones spoilers, because I'd seen absolutely nothing of the show, I couldn't relate them to anything, except for the odd occasion where I'd go "Oooh, this must be where all the jokes about [X] were coming from", but it didn't really reduce my enjoyment of the show. And I'll also try to crack through it as quick as possible when I do watch it, so as to avoid spoilers when they'd be fresh in my memory watching the show. Actually, for GoT, I still haven't seen series 6, but even though I've had certain spoilers, I'm not overly worried about them, well, spoiling it.

Westworld I can definitely see there being big honking spoilers out there for, and I feel like it's going to be worth making a good effort to avoid them.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

InitialDave posted:

Hah, someone accused me of spoilers yesterday for making a joke about Doctor Strange having busted-up hands and magic powers. That's like a 'Batman's parents are dead', fifty-year-old kind of "spoiler", so some people really do get :qq: about it unnecessarily. And yes, I put a spoiler tag on it here, because I love even the :qq: types amongst you lot.

But yeah, my technique is to not watch any of something, so that even though I "saw" a lot of Game Of Thrones spoilers, because I'd seen absolutely nothing of the show, I couldn't relate them to anything, except for the odd occasion where I'd go "Oooh, this must be where all the jokes about [X] were coming from", but it didn't really reduce my enjoyment of the show. And I'll also try to crack through it as quick as possible when I do watch it, so as to avoid spoilers when they'd be fresh in my memory watching the show. Actually, for GoT, I still haven't seen series 6, but even though I've had certain spoilers, I'm not overly worried about them, well, spoiling it.

Westworld I can definitely see there being big honking spoilers out there for, and I feel like it's going to be worth making a good effort to avoid them.

That Dr Strange spoiler's in the freakin' trailer.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

iwentdoodie posted:

Now time to wait for game 7.

I don't want the Indians to lose, but I can't be mad about the Cubs winning, because Cubs.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

InitialDave posted:

Man, Westworld is so good.


Agreed, its really really good.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Liquid Communism posted:

That Dr Strange spoiler's in the freakin' trailer.
Exactly my point. And yet, :qq:. People are loving idiots.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Fort Wayne wins again

http://wane.com/2016/11/02/2nd-man-charged-in-basement-torture-of-women/

quote:

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) Prosecutors have charged a man for helping another hold two women in his basement, where he allegedly severely tortured them.

Genues S. Jones, 38, has been charged in Allen Superior Court with two counts of felony aiding criminal confinement related to an incident inside a Chestnut Street home on Aug. 29.

Genues S. Jones
Genues S. Jones
According to a probable cause affidavit, an “extremely injured” woman showed up at her grandmother’s home around 2:30 p.m. that day. Her family, then, called police.

The woman was taken to a local hospital with severe bruises to her left eye and face, bruises and a cut to her right eye, a bloody mouth, cuts on each of her arms, bruises to her back from beatings and a cut to the back of her head from a claw hammer, the affidavit said.

The woman told police the incident began at a Lima Road storage unit. She said she had been clean from heroin for a week and a half, but while she was on the drug, her dealer – Govan – had placed a storage unit in her name. Since, the woman said he’d been calling her for the key. The woman told police she finally agreed to meet him to hand over the key, and while at the storage unit, Govan said things were missing from inside and became “violently aggravated,” according to the affidavit.

The woman said she told Govan that she’d loaned the key to another woman, who Govan had prostituted out and kept on heroin, the affidavit said. The woman said Govan then became angry and tossed her into her own car and drove to a Chestnut Street home, the affidavit said.

During the drive, the woman said Govan punched her some 10 times, the affidavit said.

At the home, the pair saw the second woman, and she admitted to taking the items from the storage unit, the affidavit said.

The woman said Govan then took both women and threw them into the basement of the home, laid them face down and bound their arms behind their backs with cable, the affidavit said. The woman said Jones grabbed them by the arm and forced them to the basement. The other woman said he was ordered by Govan to stand by them as he left the room, the affidavit said.

One Jones realized Govan’s plan, though, the women said he left. One woman said she heard him say, “Hell with this!” the affidavit said.

After that, the first woman told police Govan proceeded to kicked her in the head more than 100 times, hit her with a claw hammer and tortured her and the other woman, the affidavit said.

Morgan Govan
Morgan Govan
Govan told the woman he was going to kill them both, the affidavit said.

While he was upstairs, though, the first woman told police that the second woman slipped out of the cable and ran off, the affidavit said. The first woman said after that escape, Govan acted like he couldn’t kill her now because he figured the second woman would go to the police, the affidavit said.

Govan then picked her up and took her to the door and threw her out, the woman said, according to the affidavit. She said Govan told her if she went to police, he’d kill her whole family, the affidavit said.

Police also spoke with the second woman later. She said Govan, who had supplied her with 3.5 grams of heroin a day, was mad about items stolen from his storage unit – items the woman said she traded to another heroin dealer for drugs, the affidavit said. Govan then tortured them, she said, stomping on their heads and bodies for a steady 45 minutes, the affidavit said. The woman said Govan was so aggressively beating them that he would have to stop for breaks, the affidavit said.

The woman said after she escaped, she ran to the nearest house where she saw people and used the phone, the affidavit said. She told police she suffered 50 bumps and contusions all over her body, as well as dizziness, a possible broken left foot and issues with back and leg, the affidavit said.

Police arrested Govan later. During an interview with police, Govan became “uncontrollable and lawyered up,” the affidavit said. The 37-year-old was charged with two counts of Aggravated Battery, three counts of Criminal Confinement, and one count each of Possession of a Narcotic Drug and Intimidation – all felonies. His case is pending.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

After beefing it spectacularly on a bike the other day I've been having pain in my right ribs when I breathe. It was bad enough Tuesday that I was worried I had cracked cartilage or something and went to the urgent care after work. They took a bunch of x-rays and fortunately nothing broken, but the doctor thinks I just bruised the hell out of my ribs.

gently caress does this hurt. I've been popping ibuprofen like candy the past few days as well.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

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Just had someone mail me a whole box of broken Kindles. Uh... ok? I assume they want me to fix them, but they have no contact information with them. WTF, people?!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


West SAAB Story posted:

Just had someone mail me a whole box of broken Kindles. Uh... ok? I assume they want me to fix them, but they have no contact information with them. WTF, people?!

In 2 weeks you'll get a call "are my kindles done yet? why the hell not, i sent them to you a month ago"

Also, the great chicago baseball riots of 2016 are going to start within the hour. chicago police scanner here. http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/webflash

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Powershift posted:

Also, the great chicago baseball riots of 2016 are going to start within the hour. chicago police scanner here. http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/webflash

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Something something fat lady

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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nm posted:

Something something fat lady

I'm not talking about the Cubs winning, I'm talking about the impending destruction of Chicago.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Yeah, win or lose, everything's on fire.

Probably worse if they lose considering they just blew the lead so badly.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

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Powershift posted:

In 2 weeks you'll get a call "are my kindles done yet? why the hell not, i sent them to you a month ago"

I assume that this will eventually go completely away- now that Amazon is selling old units w/o a warranty cheaper than I can usually buy parts. I had written it off around January, but got 5 repair requests in the last week!

Anyone who likes the oldschool eBook readers with Keyboard- there are several 3G units for about $30 via Amazon. In my experience, they're worn (and a bit beat), but that's a drat good price for a 4GB Kindle that still has audio hardware (and a limited- but functional browser).

Rhyno posted:

I'm not talking about the Cubs winning, I'm talking about the impending destruction of Chicago.

Then we can rename it to "Detroit II".

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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When the Bulls 3-peated the rioting was insane. And that was loving basketball.


Somebody's gonna set off a nuke in Wrigleyville.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
What happens if they rain delay?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

JFC, tied up at the top of the 9th, score a dang point already.

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


The Cubs are putting a lot of effort into losing this time.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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nm posted:

What happens if they rain delay?

More time for the fires to spread.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Galler posted:

The Cubs are putting a lot of effort into losing this time.

Regular loss just isn't that crushing for cubs fans.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Rhyno posted:

More time for the fires to spread.

It's really wet here tonight. I'd wager you're wrong about the fires.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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QUIT CRUSHING MY DREAMS

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

I'll light a small fire for you when the game ends.

Tied up going into the tenth inning. Amazing.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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And a rain delay.

Thank God for Joe Buck right?







Ugh.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Cubs win, I'm drinking a shot of Malört.

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


Wow, blind squirrel and all that. I guess at some point entropy required they would win one?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Rhyno you should probably leave before all of Illinois collapses into a black hole and takes the surrounding states with it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Enourmo posted:

Rhyno you should probably leave before all of Illinois collapses into a black hole and takes the surrounding states with it.

Screw that, I have front row seats!

Edit: my buddy working up at Tavern on Rush says a bunch of dudes stripped nekkid and are running all over the place.

Rhyno fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 3, 2016

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Rhyno posted:

Screw that, I have front row seats!

For you, bud.



Chicago is burning a mango scented candle

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Shots fired lol

People shot already jesus.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Applebees Appetizer posted:

Shots fired lol

People shot already jesus.

How are you even;y slightly shocked?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Cubs Win!!!!!

*murders somebody*

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Shots fired lol

People shot already jesus.

It's Chicago. That would have happened even if there was no baseball.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Applebees Appetizer posted:

Cubs Win!!!!!

*murders somebody*

*sets body on fire, flips car over, throws molotov cocktail at moving train*

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

nm posted:

It's Chicago. That would have happened even if there was no baseball.

Good point.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Last weekend was referred to as the "most lethal weekend in Chicago this year" by the media.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

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Don't bitch about whoever wins/loses if you don't vote. :colbert:

I wanted to smack the lady behind me in line though. She was not-so-subtly trying to get me to tell her who I was going to vote for. That's my business, lady. She also gave the election worker a Very Hard Time about setting up the voting machine for her, she kept saying she wanted to be completely anonymous and didn't want her name tied to anything. :fuckoff:

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