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no son you cant go play football today its your counterstrike practice time
*starts fight at match because lag spike cost kid game*
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you jest but Jimmy's good enough to make a college team and college ain't free
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Nov 21, 2015 18:11
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sports helicopter
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Nov 21, 2015 19:21
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*sigh* mom emailed me another zip file full of supposed game hacks
she's a strong believer in attachment parenting 
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Nov 21, 2015 19:43
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"i need to do my homework, mom!"
"your twitch subscribers don't give a gently caress about algebra, freddie. they don't give a poo poo. you go sit back down at that computer and start up the ranked queue."
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Nov 21, 2015 21:47
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no you cant play softball what of you hurt your mouse hand i swear if you hurt your mouse hand your out of the will
thanks Manifisto!
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Nov 21, 2015 22:10
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*kid real lost and need guidance on important life poo poo*
kid: hey dad can we talk
dad: ya in like 40ish minutes maybe? i just started a match.
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Nov 21, 2015 22:54
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esports parents "surprise graduation gift in the driveway" is conducted with an over clocked gaming rig and a separately wrapped mouse they give the kid first
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Nov 21, 2015 23:16
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son, what the gently caress did i tell you about rushing the towers are you TRYING to feed?
thanks Manifisto!
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Nov 22, 2015 00:53
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no dinner until you stop feeding the other team
thanks Manifisto!
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Nov 22, 2015 00:53
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- alnilam
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my kid noscoped your honor student
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Nov 22, 2015 01:10
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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my kid noscoped your honor student
thanks Manifisto!
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Nov 22, 2015 01:11
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Did... did you just buy a deagle first round?
Oh. OH. No thats fine, John, I just didn't realize I raised you to be a loving IDIOT.
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Nov 22, 2015 01:53
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esports mom moves an imaginary mouse and makes exaggerated hopeful faces then acts nonchalant when her son turns around
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Nov 22, 2015 03:38
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my kid noscoped your honor student
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Nov 22, 2015 03:46
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my kid noscoped your honor student
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Nov 2, 2016 16:11
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Son we know you're gay it's fine, we're not bigots
No dad i started playing league
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Magres fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Nov 2, 2016
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Nov 2, 2016 19:32
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*smacks the bible out of my hand* there's only ONE Good Book we read in this house *hands me a Prima Strategy Guide for Crash Bandicoot*
 
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Nov 2, 2016 19:44
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dad: this is the third time in a row you've skipped out on your team scrims! you've lost your car privileges for the next month
son: but dad how am I supposed to get to school?
dad: you still know how to bhop, don't you?
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Nov 2, 2016 21:15
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tosses in a handful of cheetohs into the bag of carrot stix, turns to the camera, shrugs and smiles: it's the only way I can get her to eat em
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Nov 2, 2016 21:54
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kids grows up, gets his own place in his 20s, sees homeless people. "ugh, look at all these scrubs without placements, why don't they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and start by playing some norms on an old pc, loving poors"
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Nov 2, 2016 22:00
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"johnny I know you just want to do your homework but you know you have to get your video game practice in first."
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Nov 2, 2016 22:40
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gently caress you ref! gently caress you! Bullshit! Bullshit! Hax!
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Nov 2, 2016 23:34
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The right to bear arms
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gently caress you ref! gently caress you! Bullshit! Bullshit! Hax!
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Nov 3, 2016 00:07
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dad was a gamer himself back in the day ,and remembers a time when you had to pick servers manually from a big list. back then, there was no twitch, no youtube, no glitz, no glamor. just rowdy boys in it for the frags, the lulz, and the love of the game. they said he was good enough to go CPL, and he almost did. but in the final qualifying round, he slipped while going long A and got carpal tunnel. let his whole team down. had to hang up the keyboard forever. now dad pushes his boy to become the man he never was.
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Nov 3, 2016 01:20
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dad was a gamer himself back in the day ,and remembers a time when you had to pick servers manually from a big list. back then, there was no twitch, no youtube, no glitz, no glamor. just rowdy boys in it for the frags, the lulz, and the love of the game. they said he was good enough to go CPL, and he almost did. but in the final qualifying round, he slipped while going long A and got carpal tunnel. let his whole team down. had to hang up the keyboard forever. now dad pushes his boy to become the man he never was.
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Nov 3, 2016 16:37
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dad was a gamer himself back in the day ,and remembers a time when you had to pick servers manually from a big list. back then, there was no twitch, no youtube, no glitz, no glamor. just rowdy boys in it for the frags, the lulz, and the love of the game. they said he was good enough to go CPL, and he almost did. but in the final qualifying round, he slipped while going long A and got carpal tunnel. let his whole team down. had to hang up the keyboard forever. now dad pushes his boy to become the man he never was.
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Nov 3, 2016 16:49
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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dad was a gamer himself back in the day ,and remembers a time when you had to pick servers manually from a big list. back then, there was no twitch, no youtube, no glitz, no glamor. just rowdy boys in it for the frags, the lulz, and the love of the game. they said he was good enough to go CPL, and he almost did. but in the final qualifying round, he slipped while going long A and got carpal tunnel. let his whole team down. had to hang up the keyboard forever. now dad pushes his boy to become the man he never was.
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*teaches his daughter to spell team with an i in it*
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