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Automatic Slim posted:Monogamy versus survival. Adherence to Tuvok's wedding vows seems very illogical. Also, with him presumed dead, I'd imagine his wife would find a new mate quickly. Was this before or after they made contact with the alpha quadrant? I feel like tuvok got in contact with his wife prior to the end of the show.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:34 |
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Yeah he told her she was tighter in the holodeck
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:40 |
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criscodisco posted:Yeah he told her she was tighter in the holodeck It's like how Janeway made the Irishman taller and single
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:44 |
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Oh christ, that's hilarious
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:44 |
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Who wouldn't I don't need some cooze smelling his dick every time he goes home
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:44 |
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You can't keep rough trade all to yourself crisco
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:56 |
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I'm just happy Janeway outgrew that tiresome and creepy governess fetish roleplay. She can objectify all the saucer-nippled Irishmen she wants in my books.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:06 |
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Fojar38 posted:and i guess the federation was like "you know what you're right, gently caress the maquis" the maquis were all "boo-hoo, we just want to be treated like a real space nation" well, guess what happens to space nations when they drop WMDs on their neighbors
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:13 |
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like, seriously, there were about three possible outcomes to that scenario: - what sisko did - the cardassians roll up their fleet and just exterminate every maquis colony in the DMZ - the federation goes to war with the cardassians to prevent them from exterminating every maquis colony you don't run around for a couple years shouting about how "the feds totally don't have jurisdiction, we're our own space nation, gently caress you dad" and then get to drop nuclear/biological/chemical weapons on your neighbors without reprisal.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:17 |
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oh wait i forgot the Maquis had also crippled not one but two Federation starships (the Maquis, and the... Malinche? that Excelsior-class ship that the Maquis ambushed) so they're not just hassling the spoonheads, they're also now endangering Starfleet personnel and threatening Federation security war on two fronts with a major power and a superpower, amazing loving strategy right there
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:20 |
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The Maquis are the Sovereign Citizens of the Alpha Quadrant.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:23 |
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Trast posted:Cassidy Yates was a cutey. How bout that original hairstyle of hers?
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:27 |
Arcsquad12 posted:Watching the lesbian Dax episode. They could have wrapped a better story around a girl on girl kiss. this episode apparently twisted a ton of panties up in a wad
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:28 |
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Automatic Slim posted:The Maquis are the Sovereign Citizens of the Alpha Quadrant. "sir, speeds of above warp 5 are not allowed in this sector" "officer, i am traveling, not warping"
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:31 |
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Dr. Pulaksi made a bunch of bad choices and is now aging far more quickly than she usually does which was already pretty fast
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:32 |
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VectorSigma posted:"sir, speeds of above warp 5 are not allowed in this sector" Warp 9 is the highest warp for lateral spacetrabel. That's with an oxygen accumulating iron hull.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:38 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:How bout that original hairstyle of hers? It was the 90's, mistakes were made.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:38 |
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i have as of now met three (maybe four) people who say that voyager was their favorite trek one of them was even male i feel like i'm being gaslit
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:48 |
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Trast posted:the 90's were mistakes
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:50 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:like, seriously, there were about three possible outcomes to that scenario: Sisko explained it directly to Eddington. "You should have thought of that before you attacked a Federation starship." The Maquis played with fire and they got burned.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:51 |
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I always wondered if that script was some sort of big middle finger to the Gene Roddenbury style of Star Trek where everyone is an explorer and not a soldier and thing end diplomatically. It's basically Moby Dick with bioweapons as a resolution. And in the end the Federation can't do anything to Sisko because the Cardassians are happy and he's the god damned Sisko.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:58 |
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Trast posted:I always wondered if that script was some sort of big middle finger to the Gene Roddenbury style of Star Trek where everyone is an explorer and not a soldier and thing end diplomatically. It's basically Moby Dick with bioweapons as a resolution. And in the end the Federation can't do anything to Sisko because the Cardassians are happy and he's the god damned Sisko. i dunno, TOS had captain kirk literally threatening planetary bombardment against a planet, and then directly setting that planet up for imminent nuclear war unless they reversed centuries of antagonism and negotiated a cease-fire
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:02 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i dunno, TOS had captain kirk literally threatening planetary bombardment against a planet, and then directly setting that planet up for imminent nuclear war unless they reversed centuries of antagonism and negotiated a cease-fire Those were the good old days where you could do that and the ships doctor had a portable martini kit
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:06 |
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Kirk never met a planet or a space lady he didn't think needed a good dick slapping and honestly that's the kind of thinking we need to make The Federation great again
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:10 |
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Jim Kirk is many things but he was never a boyscout
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:13 |
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I was thinking more of what TNG became. I'm rewatching some of it and you've got Picard and Riker not wanting to do a wargame because StarFleet isn't a military organization. And then a few years later on DS9 Sisko is bombing a planet.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:15 |
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Trast posted:I was thinking more of what TNG became. I'm rewatching some of it and you've got Picard and Riker not wanting to do a wargame because StarFleet isn't a military organization. And then a few years later on DS9 Sisko is bombing a planet. yeah but by then gene was a drugged out senile old man, wracked with bitterness and paranoia over having creative control taken away from him after The Motion Picture and then being ignored when he insisted on making the second Star Trek movie about going back in time and shooting JFK
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:18 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:making the second Star Trek movie about going back in time and shooting JFK Would have been better than the horseshit they did instead
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:23 |
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Holy poo poo heck
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:26 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Would have been better than the horseshit they did instead .
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:27 |
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I've been watching Voyager on netflix for awhile and my usual strategy has been fire it up on my tablet while I do work or play games, or straight up fall asleep to it. If an episode doesn't keep my interest I sort of blank it out and focus on other stuff. I think that's been a solid approach so far. Now I'm onto the last episode. I guess it's time to buckle up and pay attention.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:53 |
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I don't know why you'd start now
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:54 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Would have been better than the horseshit they did instead Get to the ER man, you've had a stroke!
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:58 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Would have been better than the horseshit they did instead please don't troll
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 06:02 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:please don't troll I would be sad if heck couldn't post ever again
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 06:23 |
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Trast posted:I was thinking more of what TNG became. I'm rewatching some of it and you've got Picard and Riker not wanting to do a wargame because StarFleet isn't a military organization. And then a few years later on DS9 Sisko is bombing a planet. They claim they never get hosed up on drugs, but then they make their foremost science ship their most weapon-filled warship. I'm partial to the school that believes the normal people are the ones running restaurants and farming tough planets and Starfleet is where they send the crazies and weirdos so that everybody else isn't bothered. How else do you explain all the evil Admirals?
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 07:18 |
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*Post-standardized test, a teacher looks at a padd that is beeping and flashing all these red lights* "Looks like this kid is real Starfleet material." *Parents sob*
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 07:21 |
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We accidentally combined Tuvok and Neelix into a guest actor that can pull off refined Vulcan calm AND actually be as charming as Neelix only thinks he is. We clearly have no choice but to murder him in cold blood and get them both back.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 08:40 |
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Get over it. Tuvix was a non citizen. No papers. No records. No logs. No witnesses. Janeway made the hard decisions. And all of them were wrong.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 08:46 |
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It always comes back to Tuvix. Janeway did nothing wrong and I'll leave it at that (because infallible statements need no defense)
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 08:51 |