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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Fun times, indeed





fax

SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Nov 4, 2016

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBo7xP6GyOk&t=4285s

That awkward moment when you've been to Citizen Con 2016, seen the wonders of what's to come and someone asks you what patch you are most looking forward to.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

SelenicMartian posted:

Fun times, indeed






Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
These are supposed to be funny, right?

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

I.N.R.I posted:

Call your parents everyone, or visit them wherever possible. They love you and would like to hear about how youre getting on in life

I called them up to say i was visiting but didn't go.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Jared flossing live on stream was less disturbing to watch.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

I.N.R.I posted:

Call your parents everyone, or visit them wherever possible. They love you and would like to hear about how youre getting on in life

Already done it bro, she had a 3 car pile up this morning but mom is ok! The car in front of hers was wrecked and the one behind but she is alright....crazy

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

A Neurotic Jew posted:

CIG just shut down their star citizen discord



Prepping for The Spectrum.

The Spectrum will probably be one of the things that may release on time, beta third party is building it.

Can't wait! It's like you'll be in the game, out of the game!

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

The Titanic posted:

Prepping for The Spectrum.

The Spectrum will probably be one of the things that may release on time, beta third party is building it.

Can't wait! It's like you'll be in the game, out of the game!

Spectrum is Organizations 2.0 renamed, it was due out at the start of 2015.

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/5273774/#Comment_5273774



What CIG does quite often when something doesn't arrive as promised (lol everything) is to rename it, then the new thing can be delayed and people can't talk about how the old thing has been delayed for ages.

Dog fighting module became the delayed Arena Commander.

Planetside module became the delayed social module.

FPS / Ship Boarding module became the cancelled / it's in the game already for fucks sake delayed Star Marine

2.7 due out in July was renamed to 3.0

I'm slightly tempted to call this clever, but it's probably more accurate to say that Citizens are really loving dumb.

AP fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Nov 4, 2016

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

MeLKoR posted:

One guy says that in the thread seemingly apropos of nothing. What am I missing?

Yeah I figured boo was in the video and that's what he was referring to (I didn't watch the video) so you are probably right.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Jobbo_Fett posted:

These are supposed to be funny, right?

I'm pretty sure they're supposed to weed out the weak-willed who don't have the fortitude to see star citizen to the finish.

Because they certainly made me want to kill myself.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
has anyone said dibs on kayak yet?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/794527206303207425

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Beet Wagon posted:

I'm pretty sure they're supposed to weed out the weak-willed who don't have the fortitude to see star citizen to the finish.

Because they certainly made me want to kill myself.

Been waiting for this farewell post for months

See ya tonight beets :mrgw:

:henget::kayak:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

AP posted:

Spectrum is Organizations 2.0 renamed, it was due out at the start of 2015.

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/5273774/#Comment_5273774





How the hell was the Star Map "urgently" needed? To foster more dreams and win website awards?

Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day

The shitizen argument for Infinite Warfare not being a competitor to SQ42: "It's CoD."

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Star Citizen's current Shituation

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Nov 4, 2016

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
^spoiler that poo poo post please, even better just link it with a warning.

Super Hornet Super Sale



Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Has anyone said Perverse the Verse yet?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Somebody noticed they are selling two different ships as "the fastest"



Easy explanation, Chris Roberts says one is the fastest in game and Sandi Gardiner says one is the fastest seller.



I'm the store page with items you're "Allowed" to buy with store credit and items you aren't.

Steep discounts! Buy now, cash only.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Hey moma if I had $3.5k still in this poo poo show I'd be panic selling, just saying.

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

AP posted:

^spoiler that poo poo post please, even better just link it with a warning.

Super Hornet Super Sale





Gosh, almost like they're hemorrhaging cash and are desperate to keep the doors open.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

AP posted:

^spoiler that poo poo post please, even better just link it with a warning.

Super Hornet Super Sale





Honestly sales like these say far more than any leaker could

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

AP posted:

Hey moma if I had $3.5k still in this poo poo show I'd be panic selling, just saying.

What? No, he'd only get ~75% melt value and those ships are only ~11% off with cash.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Superhornet and Starfarer (Gemini too) Sale Now Up

quote:

1. F7C-M Super Hornet (Standalone or as a Game Package)
2. Starfarer (Subscriber Only, Standalone Ship, cash only)
3. Starfarer Gemini (Subscriber Only, Standalone Ship, cash only)

It's the November sale before the November sale.

Lazrin
Apr 13, 2016

THEN HE SAID..NO WAIT, LISTEN. THEN HE SAID 3.0 IS COMING OUT BY DEC 19TH 2016
:laffo:

how can it die when it's never coming out?

it's so confusing in here

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

AP posted:




I'm the store page with items you're "Allowed" to buy with store credit and items you aren't.

Steep discounts! Buy now, cash only.

Does "package" mean Star Citizen and SQ42?

If so they think they're worth about $6 each :shrug:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Lazrin posted:

how can it die when it's never coming out?

it's so confusing in here

Okay you finally blew your load, there's just not enough dumb on the Internet to convince me you're genuine Citizen material.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Lazrin posted:

how can it die when it's never coming out?

it's so confusing in here

its called a miscarriage

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Lazrin posted:

how can it die when it's never coming out?

Good point, well made.

Glad you are coming to your senses mate, must admit I was a bit worried about you pretending to believe all this marketing fluff.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Does "package" mean Star Citizen and SQ42?

If so they think they're worth about $6 each :shrug:

Yep, says both are included.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Guys, should I buy that Hornet or TF2/BF1/CoDIW???

Lazrin
Apr 13, 2016

THEN HE SAID..NO WAIT, LISTEN. THEN HE SAID 3.0 IS COMING OUT BY DEC 19TH 2016
:laffo:

AP posted:

Good point, well made.

Glad you are coming to your senses mate, must admit I was a bit worried about you pretending to believe all this marketing fluff.

the only reason, as i've stated before, you and your leader continue to post here is the concern that everything is, in fact, just fine.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They can't even format their black cards against humanity cards properly.

They aren't meant to have questions on them, just blank spaces for the "hilarious" white cards to be slotted in.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Lazrin posted:

the only reason, as i've stated before, you and your leader continue to post here is the concern that everything is, in fact, just fine.

It could be I find dumb people really entertaining, do you have any further thoughts on all this?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Lazrin posted:

the only reason, as i've stated before, you and your leader continue to post here is the concern that everything is, in fact, just fine.

That would destroy all our credib-e-lity yes a frightening thought

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Lazerbrains posted:



Abortions count.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Lazrin posted:

how can it die when it's never coming out?

it's so confusing in here

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

AP posted:

It could be I find dumb people really entertaining, do you have any further thoughts on all this?

It could also be that you've built your immense ego on your conceited claims of Star Citizens demise, claiming to have foretold said by way of stealing GBS goon valor

I'm undecided, Lazrin which would you consider more likely

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Crew don't arrive at a mess hall and then sit down and wait to be served. Or is everyone a freaking admiral in this new UEE navy?

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